Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 4 · Round 41

The Saucer — Team Pack Race

Saucer Park · The Saucer · 107 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Gravy survives to win

Gravy took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Thick Rick finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:41.708 12 +11 25 11.8
2 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:43.383 +1.68 9 +7 38 11.8
3 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:43.467 +1.76 4 +1 19 10.6
4 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:44.167 +2.46 11 +7 38 12.0
5 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:46.333 +4.63 10 +5 46 11.2
6 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:47.658 +5.95 16 +10 31 11.2
7 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:48.225 +6.52 3 -4 19 10.7
8 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:52.242 +10.53 13 +5 32 11.8
9 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 4:01.675 +19.97 6 -3 23 10.4
The Coaster WRECKED PCK The Pucks 14 +4 35 11.6
Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles 1 -10 13 10.6
Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles 2 -10 13 10.3
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 8 -5 13 10.5
Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans 5 -9 13 10.7
Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -8 12 10.3
Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 -1 11 11.3
2.250
Custard takes the lead. Career record: 1 wins from 136, average finish 5.8.
6.933
Extraordinary scenes.
11.417
Tender Greg is losing bits.
18.308
Radiator is losing bits. Recent finishes: 8-7-7-14-8.
23.508
Thick Rick is airborne! Recent finishes: 4-16-2-3-1.
28.308
There is nothing left of it.
35.158
That has come off. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-16-1.
40.050
Look at Butter Bean go.
45.742
That has come off. Recent finishes: 3-4-2-3-4.
50.625
Oh, that is a big one.
55.683
That is Floppy Joe taking Tender Greg with them.
1:00.050
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:06.392
Wide Load is airborne!
1:11.892
Radiator leaves something behind.
1:17.567
Crooked Pete is losing bits.
1:23.475
You do not see that every day.
1:29.325
And it all goes wrong.
1:34.142
They will not want to see that again.
1:40.000
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:45.383
The Coaster is airborne!
1:49.433
Gravy has put Pilot Light out.
1:53.958
Crooked Pete has nothing left on it.
2:00.050
Thick Rick is on the move.
2:04.275
That has come off.
2:10.050
Look at The Lieutenant go.
2:11.550
Radiator is out.
2:13.050
That is Butter Bean taking Refried Ron with them.
2:21.292
And it all goes wrong.
2:22.792
Crooked Pete is out, and The Coaster did it.
2:30.483
They will not want to see that again.
2:36.817
That is a long way off the ground.
2:42.275
There goes a piece of The Heel.
2:50.050
That was always going to happen.
2:51.742
That is Lil Nugget taking Floppy Joe with them.
3:00.050
Extraordinary scenes.
3:04.450
That was always going to happen.
3:10.025
There is nothing protecting The Coaster now.
3:17.625
Lil Nugget is losing bits.
3:22.067
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:23.567
Last lap.
3:25.067
The Coaster is out.
3:29.350
The Heel leaves something behind.
3:38.708
Gravy is coming to the flag.
3:41.458
Up it goes.
3:42.958
Gravy takes it!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 15.633 Gravy 15.633
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 30.625 Gravy 14.992
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 50.083 The Coaster 15.225
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:05.100 Gravy 15.017
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:22.583 The Lieutenant 17.150
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:40.858 Thick Rick 16.283
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:01.008 Lil Nugget 16.816
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:22.483 The Lieutenant 16.517
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:41.042 Thick Rick 17.050
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:01.525 Lil Nugget 17.350
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:22.342 Lil Nugget 17.725
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:41.708 The Lieutenant 18.209
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 5 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 7 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 10 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 18 1/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 22 1/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 23 1/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 23 0/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 28 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
83 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 9-13-15-4-3.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
88 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.0. Last five: 4-12-14-10-8.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
73 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 3-2-3-12-1.
14.12
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
89 starts, 13 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 3-1-1-5-10.
1.76
5
Refried Ron The Beans
81 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.2. Last five: 12-15-13-14-13.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
100 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 5-5-8-8-8.
54.89
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
79 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 14-12-10-16-14.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
100 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 15-14-14-16-12.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
87 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 16-5-6-5-8.
46.60
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
91 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 11-6-1-3-14.
96.83
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
84 starts, 17 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 13-2-4-4-11.
6.27
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
92 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 16-10-10-5-7.
85.23
4
Wide Load The Pucks
86 starts, 18 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 8-4-1-2-1.
4.36
3
The Coaster The Pucks
94 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 7-1-2-2-2.
30.88
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
95 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 16-11-16-16-12.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
85 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 9-12-11-7-5.
92.62

Course preview

4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.

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