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Derby · Season 4 · Round 45

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Carnage — The Heel survives to win

The Heel took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Second Sock finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:28.117 — 4 +3 2 10.4
2 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:30.225 +2.11 3 +1 1 10.6
3 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:31.083 +2.97 1 -2 4 10.4
4 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:31.733 +3.62 14 +10 29 10.8
5 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:34.875 +6.76 2 -3 5 10.3
6 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:35.017 +6.90 13 +7 33 11.5
7 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:35.550 +7.43 12 +5 26 12.3
8 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:39.467 +11.35 15 +7 17 11.0
9 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:42.442 +14.33 9 0 34 11.5
10 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:46.850 +18.73 7 -3 14 10.4
11 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:46.967 +18.85 6 -5 14 10.6
— Lil Nugget WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -2 39 12.1
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -5 13 10.4
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -9 16 10.5
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +1 12 11.2
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 -5 20 12.2
3.892
That has come off.
8.542
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 1-5-3-8-4.
19.558
There goes a piece of Tender Greg. Recent finishes: 3-4-2-3-4.
24.450
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 1-1-6-2-1.
30.200
Chunk goes to the front. Career record: 43 wins from 146, average finish 3.8.
36.192
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 5-8-7-7-14.
46.950
The Coaster is losing bits.
52.417
There goes a piece of Refried Ron.
58.525
That has come off.
1:08.900
Wide Load goes to the front.
1:19.900
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:25.742
Up it goes.
1:30.050
Chunk is on the move.
1:34.550
A new leader — Chunk.
1:44.400
Up it goes.
1:48.283
Chunk will not be back.
1:53.050
Wide Load goes to the front.
2:10.800
That has come off.
2:15.775
Oh, that is a big one.
2:20.850
Stubbs is airborne!
2:22.350
That is Floppy Joe taking Tender Greg with them.
2:26.617
It is coming apart now.
2:38.550
Wide Load is airborne!
2:42.767
Old Gristle is airborne!
2:47.200
Look at the state of it.
2:51.492
You do not see that every day.
2:54.767
Refried Ron is out.
3:00.050
Look at Butter Bean go.
3:01.908
Last lap.
3:09.558
They will not want to see that again.
3:14.467
That has come off.
3:17.542
That is The Unit taking Radiator with them.
3:25.117
The Heel is coming to the flag.
3:27.292
Lil Nugget has nothing left on it.
3:28.792
It is The Heel!
3:37.425
Absolute carnage.
3:43.083
Lil Nugget is out.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Wide Load 23.858 Wide Load 23.858
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 50.042 The Heel 25.450
The Hairpin Clay Wide Load 1:14.392 Wide Load 24.350
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:41.575 Chunk 22.142
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 2:09.358 Lil Nugget 25.167
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 2:35.708 Big Randy 25.500
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 3:01.908 Second Sock 25.141
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 3:28.117 The Coaster 25.017
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 3 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 8 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 10 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 21 1/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 23 1/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 23 1/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 23 1/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 25 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
86 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 4-8-11-3-6.
18.86
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
84 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 15-9-13-15-4.
160.96
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
93 starts, 11 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-3-5-12-1.
2.86
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
73 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 3-2-3-12-1.
10.33
5
Refried Ron The Beans
84 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 10-11-13-12-15.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
101 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 16-5-5-8-8.
142.75
1
The Unit Basement Heat
82 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 9-13-5-2-10.
64.59
4
Radiator Basement Heat
102 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 16-8-15-14-14.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
87 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 7-7-10-3-13.
38.35
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
93 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 11-12-11-6-1.
139.17
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
76 starts, 3 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 8-12-14-1-10.
219.30
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
100 starts, 26 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 2-5-1-8-3.
3.32
3
The Coaster The Pucks
97 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 6-2-3-7-1.
17.04
4
Wide Load The Pucks
87 starts, 18 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 2-8-4-1-2.
5.01
21
Custard The Soft Boys
89 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 12-4-8-5-9.
73.16
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
96 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 16-16-11-16-16.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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