Derby · Season 4 · Round 6
The Pinch — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Tube Sock survives to win
Tube Sock took The Pinch — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Big Randy finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:16.233 | — | 4 | +3 | 5 | 10.7 |
| 2 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:16.633 | +0.40 | 1 | -1 | 14 | 10.8 |
| 3 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:19.592 | +3.36 | 2 | -1 | 9 | 10.3 |
| 4 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:20.942 | +4.71 | 3 | -1 | 9 | 10.8 |
| 5 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:24.458 | +8.23 | 13 | +8 | 32 | 12.6 |
| 6 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:28.658 | +12.43 | 11 | +5 | 30 | 11.6 |
| 7 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:28.942 | +12.71 | 10 | +3 | 43 | 11.5 |
| 8 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:30.958 | +14.73 | 5 | -3 | 24 | 11.5 |
| 9 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:32.000 | +15.77 | 8 | -1 | 31 | 10.7 |
| — | Lil Nugget WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | -1 | 41 | 11.6 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | +1 | 32 | 12.0 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -6 | 23 | 10.5 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +1 | 28 | 11.6 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +1 | 11 | 11.8 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -8 | 12 | 10.3 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 11 | 11.2 |
3.092
Wide Load is airborne!
9.108
That is a long way off the ground.
19.192
Crawlspace is losing bits. Recent finishes: 6-15-5-5-7.
23.442
Pilot Light is losing bits. Recent finishes: 7-6-2-5-6.
28.333
They will not want to see that again.
33.275
That has come off. Recent finishes: 4-4-4-4-12.
40.050
Lil Nugget is losing places.
46.817
There goes a piece of The Kidney. Recent finishes: 5-11-8-4-8.
55.017
Pilot Light leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 7-6-2-5-6.
1:00.050
The Kidney is going backwards.
1:07.167
Tender Greg will not take much more.
1:09.367
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:13.833
Up it goes.
1:18.033
Yolk has nothing left on it.
1:22.783
There is nothing left of it.
1:24.283
Yolk is out.
1:30.050
It is unravelling for The Lieutenant.
1:34.767
The Lieutenant is airborne!
1:39.583
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:44.775
Crawlspace is losing bits.
1:49.300
There goes a piece of Big Randy.
1:53.517
Up it goes.
1:58.117
That has come off.
2:02.317
That has come off.
2:06.758
That is a long way off the ground.
2:11.575
There goes a piece of Gravy.
2:17.242
Up it goes.
2:22.800
That has come off.
2:27.325
That is a long way off the ground.
2:32.575
Big Randy is losing bits.
2:37.117
The Coaster is in trouble.
2:39.850
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:44.792
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
2:46.292
Sweaty Gerald will not be back.
2:50.550
Lil Nugget has nothing left on it.
2:54.675
One to go.
2:58.983
Look at the state of it.
3:04.767
Up it goes.
3:08.008
Gravy is out, and The Kidney did it.
3:13.025
Lil Nugget is airborne!
3:13.233
Here comes Tube Sock.
3:14.525
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:16.025
Look at the state of it.
3:17.525
Tube Sock wins the derby.
3:28.467
They felt that in the back row.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Lil Nugget | 21.200 | Lil Nugget 21.200 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Yolk | 24.400 | Yolk 0.108 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Yolk | 46.675 | Tube Sock 19.733 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Yolk | 1:08.117 | Wide Load 20.483 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Big Randy | 1:49.408 | Long John 21.475 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Big Randy | 2:10.900 | The Coaster 21.225 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Big Randy | 2:32.742 | The Lieutenant 19.883 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Big Randy | 2:54.675 | Long John 21.533 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tube Sock | 3:16.233 | Tube Sock 21.325 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Noodles | 5 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 17 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 17 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Pucks | 18 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 20 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 24 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 30 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
61 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.7. Last five: 15-13-14-16-10.
219.30
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Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
75 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 10-16-16-16-16.
219.30
Course preview
6 sections · 135 m
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A disused rolling mill with an oval laid through the old loading bay, and a gap in the wall under four metres wide. Sixteen arrive at that gap together, two get through, and the rest sort it out — nine times a race, in front of a crowd that has stopped pretending it came for any other reason. The wall is original ironwork and has never once been repainted, on the grounds that it would only want doing again by Tuesday. Standing room is capped for reasons the management prefers not to put in writing.
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