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Floor · Season 3 · Round 31

The Balcony — Team Pack Race

The Balcony · The Balcony · 24 m · 16 competitors Slick floor Heavy lurch
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Floppy Joe wins at The Balcony

Floppy Joe took The Balcony — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Crooked Pete finished second. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 49.592 — 2 +1 0 2.4
2 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 47.583 — 1 -1 1 13.3
3 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 42.042 — 16 +13 0 17.0
4 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 18.500 — 7 +3 0 19.4
5 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 15.083 — 12 +7 0 18.8
6 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 14.275 — 11 +5 0 19.5
7 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 14.217 — 9 +2 1 19.4
8 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 12.483 — 4 -4 1 19.5
9 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 12.450 — 10 +1 0 18.8
10 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 12.325 — 6 -4 1 18.6
11 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 12.250 — 15 +4 1 18.5
12 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 10.550 — 5 -7 0 19.3
13 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 9.800 — 3 -10 1 17.5
14 Slapper PCK The Pucks 9.700 — 13 -1 0 19.0
15 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 9.658 — 8 -7 0 18.6
16 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 9.108 — 14 -2 1 18.8
0.000
The floor is live.
5.458
Wide Load is in trouble here. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-2-16.
6.500
They will not want to see that again.
8.117
Look at the state of it.
9.108
Wide Load goes in. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-2-16.
9.700
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
10.508
In goes Radiator.
11.250
Less of it every time you look.
11.908
Slapper goes in.
12.775
Another panel gone.
13.308
Damp Kevin is gone. Recent finishes: 6-3-6-7-7.
14.283
And it all goes wrong.
14.708
Sweaty Gerald goes in.
15.758
Look at the state of it.
16.108
Custard goes in. Recent finishes: 3-8-4-4-5.
17.208
Oh dear.
17.508
In goes Butter Bean. Recent finishes: 7-15-5-5-5.
18.633
And it all goes wrong.
18.908
That is Thick Rick finished.
20.042
The floor is getting smaller.
20.308
That is The Heel finished.
21.417
They will not want to see that again.
21.708
Honey Mustard goes in.
22.775
No idea what happened there.
23.108
Chunk is gone.
24.117
That is the sport, right there.
24.508
That is Gravy finished.
25.433
Look at the state of it.
25.908
That is The Unit finished.
26.733
There goes another one.
28.017
The floor is getting smaller.
29.275
They will not want to see that again.
30.517
You do not see that every day.
31.742
Less of it every time you look.
32.950
Another panel gone.
34.142
Less of it every time you look.
35.108
It is climbing now.
35.317
Less of it every time you look.
36.483
There goes another one.
37.625
Another panel gone.
38.750
Less of it every time you look.
39.867
There goes another one.
40.967
The floor is getting smaller.
42.042
In goes Tender Greg.
42.058
Less of it every time you look.
43.133
There goes another one.
43.442
Down to the last two.
44.192
There goes another one.
45.242
Another panel gone.
46.275
And it all goes wrong.
47.300
There goes another one.
47.583
That is Crooked Pete finished.
48.308
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
49.308
Less of it every time you look.
49.592
It is Floppy Joe!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Glass Crooked Pete 37.625 Crooked Pete 37.625
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 3 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 11 2/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 14 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 16 2/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 19 2/2 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 21 2/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 22 2/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 30 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
50 starts, 4 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 8-14-9-3-15.
34.74
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
72 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 13-12-11-3-3.
19.02
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
55 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 5-9-12-14-11.
27.33
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
61 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 8-16-14-9-13.
46.55
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
55 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 9-3-10-15-3.
25.81
22
Butter Bean The Beans
54 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 11-8-8-1-2.
9.56
1
The Unit Basement Heat
61 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.5. Last five: 16-11-8-14-16.
55.72
4
Radiator Basement Heat
52 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-5-2-1-8.
5.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
64 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 7-13-5-10-8.
34.69
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
58 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 10-6-13-7-4.
13.08
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
58 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 6-5-14-16-1.
18.88
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
59 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 14-16-7-6-12.
15.40
8
Slapper The Pucks
54 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 16-9-6-9-3.
14.83
4
Wide Load The Pucks
67 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 6-6-12-9-4.
9.79
21
Custard The Soft Boys
51 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 3-5-9-11-6.
4.96
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
60 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 15-2-7-8-13.
17.77

Course preview

3 sections · 24 m
Smooth Descent Glass
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Glass. Nothing holds, every lurch is a landslide, and the whole field spends the programme in whichever corner is lowest.

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