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Floor · Season 3 · Round 33

The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race

The Mezzanine · The Mezzanine · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
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The Unit wins at The Mezzanine

The Unit took The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race for the Basement Heat. Big Randy finished second. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 59.800 — 8 +7 0 7.2
2 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 58.483 — 1 -1 4 6.2
3 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 46.700 — 4 +1 2 12.5
4 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 37.867 — 10 +6 2 17.7
5 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 37.817 — 5 0 2 17.8
6 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 32.617 — 13 +7 5 18.1
7 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 32.117 — 14 +7 2 18.0
8 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 27.500 — 11 +3 1 18.8
9 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 27.417 — 9 0 4 18.7
10 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 21.525 — 15 +5 4 18.7
11 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 21.100 — 3 -8 5 19.1
12 Long John NOO The Noodles 20.617 — 2 -10 8 19.2
13 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 20.525 — 16 +3 1 18.9
14 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 20.183 — 12 -2 1 18.4
15 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 15.008 — 7 -8 5 18.2
16 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 10.675 — 6 -10 3 18.0
0.000
The floor is live.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.617
Less of it every time you look.
7.908
You do not see that every day.
9.200
Another panel gone.
10.675
In goes Butter Bean. Recent finishes: 9-6-7-15-5.
10.750
Absolute carnage.
12.275
Another panel gone.
13.783
Absolute carnage.
15.008
Radiator goes in.
15.258
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
16.708
Another panel gone.
18.133
Less of it every time you look.
19.542
Another panel gone.
20.183
Chunk is gone. Recent finishes: 4-1-11-3-11.
20.917
There goes another one.
21.583
In goes Tender Greg.
22.275
There goes another one.
22.983
That is Long John finished. Recent finishes: 5-8-8-6-7.
23.617
It is chaos out there.
24.383
Tube Sock goes in. Recent finishes: 6-5-6-6-6.
24.933
That is the sport, right there.
25.783
Squish goes in. Recent finishes: 6-7-4-3-13.
26.233
Look at the state of it.
27.417
That is Thick Rick finished.
27.517
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
28.775
That is the sport, right there.
28.817
Old Gristle is gone.
30.017
Less of it every time you look.
31.242
Less of it every time you look.
32.117
That is Wide Load finished.
32.450
The floor is getting smaller.
33.517
The Coaster goes in.
33.642
You do not see that every day.
34.817
Look at the state of it.
35.983
Another panel gone.
37.125
No idea what happened there.
37.817
That is Sweaty Gerald finished.
38.250
Less of it every time you look.
39.217
That is Stubbs finished.
39.367
The floor is getting smaller.
40.467
Another panel gone.
41.558
You do not see that every day.
42.633
The floor is getting smaller.
43.692
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
44.742
You do not see that every day.
45.775
Another panel gone.
46.700
The Heel goes in.
46.800
The floor is getting smaller.
47.808
Less of it every time you look.
48.100
Two left.
48.808
You do not see that every day.
49.792
You do not see that every day.
50.775
Another panel gone.
51.733
Look at the state of it.
52.692
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
53.642
The floor is getting smaller.
54.575
It is chaos out there.
55.500
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
56.408
The floor is getting smaller.
57.317
Less of it every time you look.
58.483
Big Randy goes in.
59.883
The Unit is gone.
1:01.808
It is The Unit!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Plate Big Randy 37.125 Big Randy 37.125
Smooth Descent Plate Big Randy 53.642 Big Randy 16.517
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 13 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 13 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 14 2/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 14 2/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 16 2/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 21 2/2 3
7 LMP Lump Patrol 22 2/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 23 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
56 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 1-9-4-10-15.
7.91
7
Long John The Noodles
59 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 11-16-3-4-2.
29.27
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
54 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 16-10-15-3-10.
31.79
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
61 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 8-16-14-9-13.
40.62
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
55 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 9-3-10-15-3.
14.74
22
Butter Bean The Beans
54 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 11-8-8-1-2.
9.13
4
Radiator Basement Heat
53 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 9-5-5-2-1.
4.69
1
The Unit Basement Heat
61 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.5. Last five: 16-11-8-14-16.
56.92
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
60 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 10-2-10-6-13.
9.59
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
62 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 1-15-2-10-14.
16.84
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
60 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 12-4-11-10-14.
32.65
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
60 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 15-1-6-5-14.
24.71
3
The Coaster The Pucks
60 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 1-6-11-11-2.
11.32
4
Wide Load The Pucks
69 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 8-12-6-6-12.
12.46
2
Squish The Soft Boys
62 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 6-3-13-16-8.
20.53
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
62 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 3-4-15-2-7.
15.89

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Seven by seven in steel plate, collapsing from the edges. The reference floor, and the one every other is described against.

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