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Floor · Season 3 · Round 40

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
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Damp Kevin wins at The Patio

Damp Kevin took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Old Gristle finished second. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 56.192 — 4 +3 0 2.0
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 54.183 — 12 +10 14 9.6
3 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 53.300 — 8 +5 16 10.2
4 The Kidney BEA The Beans 51.033 — 6 +2 0 11.4
5 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 50.175 — 15 +10 1 11.8
6 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 48.500 — 9 +3 14 12.6
7 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 45.642 — 16 +9 0 13.9
8 Slapper PCK The Pucks 44.892 — 14 +6 0 14.3
9 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 43.908 — 7 -2 2 14.7
10 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 43.100 — 3 -7 14 15.4
11 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 40.942 — 5 -6 5 14.8
12 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 34.817 — 10 -2 11 17.4
13 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 30.508 — 13 0 5 18.8
14 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 29.425 — 1 -13 11 23.4
15 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 29.325 — 11 -4 11 19.3
16 Long John NOO The Noodles 21.242 — 2 -14 8 19.6
0.000
Here we go. Recent finishes: 10-7-7-8-14.
5.358
That is as close as it gets. Recent finishes: 16-1-2-1-3.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.517
There goes another one.
9.000
Less of it every time you look.
10.467
Another panel gone.
11.508
Nowhere left for Long John to go. Recent finishes: 5-8-6-9-7.
11.900
There goes another one.
13.308
That is the sport, right there.
14.692
The floor is getting smaller.
16.058
There goes another one.
17.400
The floor is getting smaller.
18.717
There goes another one.
19.042
Long John has lost it.
20.017
Less of it every time you look.
21.242
Long John is gone.
21.292
That is the sport, right there.
22.550
It is chaos out there.
23.792
They will not want to see that again.
25.008
Less of it every time you look.
26.208
Less of it every time you look.
27.400
Less of it every time you look.
28.567
Less of it every time you look.
29.325
The Lieutenant goes in. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-4-3.
29.717
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
30.725
That is Floppy Joe finished.
30.850
Less of it every time you look.
31.967
The floor is getting smaller.
32.125
That is Wide Load finished. Recent finishes: 13-2-1-2-1.
33.075
There goes another one.
34.167
There goes another one.
34.817
In goes Honey Mustard.
35.242
Another panel gone.
36.300
There goes another one.
37.350
There goes another one.
38.383
There goes another one.
39.400
Another panel gone.
39.842
The Unit is in trouble here.
40.408
You do not see that every day.
41.242
Sweaty Gerald is gone.
41.408
And it all goes wrong.
42.392
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
43.100
The Heel goes in.
43.367
You do not see that every day.
44.325
Another panel gone.
44.500
In goes Crawlspace.
45.275
Well, that was always going to happen.
45.900
That is Slapper finished.
46.208
You do not see that every day.
47.142
Another panel gone.
47.300
Yolk goes in.
48.058
The floor is getting smaller.
48.700
That is Thick Rick finished.
48.967
Another panel gone.
49.867
Look at the state of it.
50.175
Custard is gone.
50.750
There goes another one.
51.575
That is The Kidney finished.
51.625
Less of it every time you look.
52.500
There goes another one.
53.300
The Unit is gone.
53.358
Look at the state of it.
54.208
The floor is getting smaller.
54.700
One panel each.
56.100
That is Old Gristle finished.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 11 2/2 8
2 HEA Basement Heat 12 2/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 12 2/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 15 2/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 17 2/2 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 18 2/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 21 2/2 2
8 NOO The Noodles 30 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
78 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 9-1-7-3-3.
7.71
7
Long John The Noodles
61 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 14-13-11-16-3.
20.40
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
63 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 6-8-8-16-14.
23.93
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
62 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 3-13-10-6-11.
16.40
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
58 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 12-6-7-9-3.
11.89
6
The Kidney The Beans
61 starts, 4 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 7-2-8-3-1.
12.94
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
73 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 2-10-9-12-6.
12.17
1
The Unit Basement Heat
63 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 11-4-16-11-8.
47.71
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
66 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 9-12-8-10-1.
6.68
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
69 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 7-4-13-14-6.
20.10
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
63 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 1-8-1-13-12.
6.20
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
61 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 15-12-4-11-10.
33.79
4
Wide Load The Pucks
73 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 8-16-4-1-8.
12.52
8
Slapper The Pucks
57 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 14-14-3-16-9.
39.92
21
Custard The Soft Boys
56 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 11-11-8-5-14.
13.11
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
65 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 15-11-9-14-16.
44.41

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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