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Floor · Season 3 · Round 44

The Decking — Team Pack Race

The Decking · The Decking · 26 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
FULL TIME Fairness
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The Kidney wins at The Decking

The Kidney took The Decking — Team Pack Race for the The Beans. Yolk finished second. The Soft Boys took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1:15.858 — 6 +5 0 2.9
2 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1:15.858 — 16 +14 0 2.0
3 Long John NOO The Noodles 1:15.858 — 1 -2 0 0.8
4 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1:06.125 — 9 +5 7 5.3
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1:02.875 — 8 +3 2 8.2
6 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 54.092 — 12 +6 7 13.0
7 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 52.992 — 3 -4 8 13.0
8 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 51.717 — 14 +6 9 13.0
9 Slapper PCK The Pucks 45.475 — 13 +4 5 15.8
10 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 44.325 — 15 +5 3 16.1
11 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 43.208 — 11 0 3 16.8
12 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 38.625 — 2 -10 7 18.0
13 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 38.067 — 7 -6 8 16.7
14 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 23.567 — 5 -9 5 19.3
15 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 21.817 — 4 -11 5 16.8
16 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 18.808 — 10 -6 8 18.2
0.000
Here we go.
7.000
Less of it every time you look.
8.725
Oh dear.
10.417
The floor is getting smaller.
12.075
Well, that was always going to happen.
13.708
The floor is getting smaller.
15.317
Less of it every time you look.
16.892
Well, that was always going to happen.
18.442
The floor is getting smaller.
18.808
Thick Rick is gone.
19.975
Less of it every time you look.
21.475
Absolute carnage.
21.817
The Heel goes in.
22.950
There goes another one.
23.567
Sweaty Gerald is gone. Recent finishes: 6-3-6-3-4.
24.400
Absolute carnage.
25.833
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
27.242
Oh dear.
28.633
There goes another one.
30.000
Another panel gone.
31.350
The floor is getting smaller.
32.675
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
33.983
There goes another one.
35.275
There goes another one.
36.550
There goes another one.
37.333
It is chaos out there. Recent finishes: 9-5-12-5-8.
37.808
There goes another one.
38.733
That is Radiator finished. Recent finishes: 8-6-4-5-8.
39.050
Less of it every time you look.
40.133
In goes Big Randy.
40.275
There goes another one.
41.475
And it all goes wrong.
42.667
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
43.208
Old Gristle is gone. Recent finishes: 2-2-1-2-16.
43.850
Another panel gone.
44.608
Squish goes in. Recent finishes: 7-5-4-11-1.
45.008
There goes another one.
46.008
Slapper goes in.
46.158
Well, that was always going to happen.
47.292
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
48.408
There goes another one.
49.517
Extraordinary scenes.
50.608
Oh dear.
51.242
Nowhere left for Wide Load to go.
51.692
That is the sport, right there.
52.642
In goes Wide Load.
52.758
The floor is getting smaller.
53.817
There goes another one.
54.042
That is Damp Kevin finished.
54.858
No idea what happened there.
55.442
Chunk is gone.
55.892
They will not want to see that again.
56.917
There goes another one.
57.925
The floor is getting smaller.
58.925
Less of it every time you look.
59.908
There goes another one.
1:00.892
They will not want to see that again.
1:01.858
It is chaos out there.
1:02.875
The Unit goes in.
1:06.125
That is Honey Mustard finished.
1:15.858
The Kidney takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Timber Long John 40.275 Long John 40.275
Smooth Descent Timber Long John 57.925 Long John 17.650
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 SFT The Soft Boys 12 2/2 8
2 BEA The Beans 15 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 15 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 17 2/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 17 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 18 2/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 20 2/2 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 22 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
63 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 9-12-14-13-11.
24.40
1
Big Randy The Noodles
62 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 5-5-16-2-13.
7.39
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
63 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 12-3-13-10-6.
18.18
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
66 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 3-15-3-6-8.
13.91
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
62 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 12-3-2-5-12.
12.70
6
The Kidney The Beans
61 starts, 4 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 7-2-8-3-1.
8.15
4
Radiator Basement Heat
61 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 6-9-15-16-15.
17.60
1
The Unit Basement Heat
65 starts, 4 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 12-1-11-4-16.
23.66
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
69 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 7-4-13-14-6.
9.18
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
68 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 8-9-9-12-8.
8.48
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
63 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 10-8-15-12-4.
28.17
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
68 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 14-14-14-6-1.
25.43
8
Slapper The Pucks
58 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 1-14-14-3-16.
18.28
4
Wide Load The Pucks
77 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 4-4-10-7-8.
8.43
2
Squish The Soft Boys
68 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 16-10-4-10-14.
27.28
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
65 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 15-11-9-14-16.
40.45

Course preview

3 sections · 26 m
Smooth Descent Timber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Scaffold boards in a spiral. Forgiving, unhurried and the only floor on the calendar anybody would describe as pleasant.

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