Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 6 · Round 32

The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race

The Basement · The Boiler Run · 743 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Chunk survives to win

Chunk took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. The Coaster finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:06.811 10 +9 1 18.3
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:15.994 +9.18 2 0 8 12.0
3 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:35.544 +28.73 8 +5 13 11.0
4 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:40.499 +33.69 11 +7 8 11.1
5 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:41.840 +35.03 1 -4 8 11.1
The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 2:43.400 +36.59 5 -1 5 9.7
The Heel INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 2:45.399 +38.59 16 +9 3 10.0
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 2:46.850 +40.04 15 +7 13 10.6
9 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:46.928 +40.12 14 +5 7 10.7
Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 2:50.078 +43.27 7 -3 9 10.5
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:04.939 +58.13 12 +1 13 10.5
Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:10.749 +63.94 6 -6 2 10.2
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:16.455 +69.64 3 -10 9 11.5
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:46.900 +100.09 4 -10 9 10.5
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:47.338 +100.53 9 -6 11 10.6
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 4:21.861 +135.05 13 -3 4 11.3
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
4.767
Chunk goes to the front. Career record: 50 wins from 162, average finish 3.8.
8.628
Chunk has gone over the side.
12.356
Big air for The Coaster. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-2-8.
15.894
Look at that. Recent finishes: 8-7-8-7-6.
19.667
Squish gets air.
25.889
Up goes The Coaster. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-2-8.
29.600
The Coaster has it. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-2-8.
32.000
Long John gets air.
35.400
Chunk wins it.
38.906
Sweaty Gerald is completely off the deck.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth Crooked Pete 1.594 Pilot Light 1.567
Smooth Descent Hard Chunk 4.706 Chunk 2.762
Sweeping Curve Hard The Coaster 6.578 The Coaster 1.484
Smooth Descent Smooth The Coaster 8.367 The Coaster 1.789
The Drops Smooth The Coaster 9.972 The Coaster 1.605
Peg Field Metal The Coaster 11.650 The Coaster 1.678
The Pinball Table Hard The Coaster 13.061 The Coaster 1.411
Collision Funnel Carpet The Coaster 14.739 The Coaster 1.678
Smooth Descent Smooth The Coaster 17.056 The Coaster 2.317
Barrier Run Metal The Coaster 20.267 The Coaster 3.211
Sweeping Curve Hard The Coaster 22.172 The Coaster 1.905
Bounce Pads Slick The Coaster 24.672 Honey Mustard 2.416
S-Bend Hard The Coaster 26.856 The Coaster 2.184
Tight Curve Smooth The Coaster 29.217 Honey Mustard 2.255
The Funnel Carpet The Coaster 32.600 Honey Mustard 0.984
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 12 0/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 12 1/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 13 2/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 14 0/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 15 1/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 18 0/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 23 0/2 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
155 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 9-7-11-6-14.
57.62
7
Long John The Noodles
157 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-6-7-5-5.
34.32
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
149 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-7-6-6-6.
29.76
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
148 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-8-4-7-5.
25.77
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · HOME
148 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-8-12-8-4.
40.59
5
Refried Ron The Beans · HOME
144 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 4-4-14-8-8.
53.31
1
The Unit Basement Heat · HOME
154 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-3-5-7-4.
38.02
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · HOME
145 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 11-5-3-5-6.
82.46
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · HOME
147 starts, 12 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 3-4-1-3-7.
18.65
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · HOME
148 starts, 13 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 3-7-4-10-1.
16.62
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
149 starts, 37 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-3-2-4-1.
5.42
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
157 starts, 49 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-1-2-4-3.
5.55
8
Slapper The Pucks
149 starts, 69 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 2-16-1-2-1.
6.90
3
The Coaster The Pucks
152 starts, 70 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-2-2-1-1.
4.01
2
Squish The Soft Boys
148 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 16-6-5-16-3.
62.24
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
156 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 6-8-5-3-2.
19.94

Course preview

50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.

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