Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 6 · Round 38

The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race

Nan's Landing · The Banister Classic · 659 m · 16 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Pinch points Uphill section Peg chaos Slick floor Curve heavy
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win

Puck Yeah took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Gravy finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:37.227 8 +7 9 10.6
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:43.595 +6.37 3 +1 11 9.6
3 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:49.988 +12.76 6 +3 9 10.1
4 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:51.272 +14.05 16 +12 9 10.5
5 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:57.400 +20.17 7 +2 11 8.7
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:58.311 +21.08 10 +4 9 18.2
7 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 3:00.633 +23.41 5 -2 12 8.5
8 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:01.584 +24.36 4 -4 8 9.0
9 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:05.044 +27.82 12 +3 12 8.6
10 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:06.005 +28.78 14 +4 10 8.7
11 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 3:06.843 +29.62 2 -9 9 8.7
12 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:07.168 +29.94 11 -1 10 11.8
13 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:09.971 +32.74 15 +2 13 9.2
14 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:09.973 +32.75 1 -13 13 8.4
15 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:10.038 +32.81 9 -6 10 9.4
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:19.239 +42.01 13 -3 10 9.4
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
3.667
And it's Chunk in front now. Career record: 52 wins from 166, average finish 3.8.
8.033
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
13.706
Big air for Thick Rick.
18.006
Refried Ron is airborne. Recent finishes: 8-1-4-13-7.
21.422
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 3-15-8-3-4.
25.533
That is Thick Rick gone. Recent finishes: 3-14-8-15-4.
28.989
Right into it goes Yolk. Averaging 9.3 contacts an event coming in.
32.728
That is a big one for Chunk.
33.978
Gravy is going to win this.
36.978
Puck Yeah wins it.
42.189
They will not want to see that again.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet Refried Ron 1.567 Refried Ron 1.567
Smooth Descent Carpet Chunk 3.822 Chunk 2.255
Sweeping Curve Metal Chunk 4.806 Chunk 0.984
Smooth Descent Hard Thick Rick 15.583 Thick Rick 2.344
The Drops Carpet Thick Rick 17.150 Chunk 1.444
The Spiral Soft fabric Thick Rick 18.917 Chunk 1.389
Laundry Chute Carpet Thick Rick 20.883 Gravy 1.872
Rotating Drum Smooth Thick Rick 22.961 Gravy 2.005
Narrow Pipe Carpet Gravy 26.794 Puck Yeah 2.116
The Drops Smooth Gravy 28.861 Chunk 1.794
Stairwell Smooth Gravy 30.900 Chunk 1.861
Carpet Flat Carpet Gravy 33.911 Chunk 2.584
Tight Curve Smooth Gravy 36.978 Yolk 1.089
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 4 1/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 6 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 17 2/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 18 2/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 18 2/2 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 22 0/2 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 24 2/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 27 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · HOME
151 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 10-7-8-5-7.
43.57
7
Long John The Noodles · HOME
159 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-8-7-6-7.
25.21
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
152 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-5-10-7-6.
22.14
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
151 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-7-8-7-6.
20.54
5
Refried Ron The Beans
146 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-4-4-4-14.
31.94
6
The Kidney The Beans
161 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-2-4-13-4.
25.00
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
151 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-14-6-6-3.
41.71
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
150 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 5-16-6-8-6.
112.86
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
151 starts, 12 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 11-4-13-3-3.
22.96
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
158 starts, 10 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 7-4-4-3-3.
14.57
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · HOME
161 starts, 50 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 8-2-1-2-1.
6.25
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · HOME
139 starts, 34 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 8-1-15-2-2.
9.06
4
Wide Load The Pucks
143 starts, 59 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 3-1-2-1-2.
5.48
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
158 starts, 80 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 2-12-1-14-2.
5.24
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · HOME
159 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 5-3-5-6-8.
13.35
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · HOME
141 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 6-3-5-4-6.
20.66

Course preview

45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.

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