Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 6 · Round 41

The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race

The Basement · The Boiler Run · 743 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win

Puck Yeah took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Lil Nugget finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:15.483 1 0 7 11.1
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:29.433 +13.95 16 +14 8 10.2
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:30.066 +14.58 15 +12 11 11.0
Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:35.139 +19.66 13 +9 10 11.1
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 2:39.728 +24.25 6 +1 6 9.0
6 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:42.705 +27.22 10 +4 8 10.1
7 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:43.334 +27.85 7 0 9 10.5
8 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2:43.384 +27.90 2 -6 10 12.3
9 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:44.633 +29.15 9 0 13 11.4
Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:50.477 +34.99 5 -5 4 8.8
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:03.367 +47.88 14 +3 10 11.3
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:16.678 +61.20 11 -1 12 11.5
The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:38.594 +83.11 3 -10 10 11.7
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:47.844 +92.36 4 -10 3 18.9
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 4:13.900 +118.42 8 -7 2 11.0
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 4:18.327 +122.84 12 -4 3 18.7
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
4.972
Wide Load is airborne.
8.633
And Old Gristle takes flight.
12.183
Long John is going nowhere. That is 31 non-finishes in 167 career starts.
15.694
Up goes The Unit.
20.067
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Recent finishes: 5-10-4-5-7.
24.033
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
28.078
Wide Load is airborne.
32.033
Look at that.
32.544
Wide Load is going to win this. Recent finishes: 2-1-3-2-11.
35.472
And Second Sock takes flight.
38.872
It is Puck Yeah!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth Honey Mustard 1.578 Wide Load 1.572
Smooth Descent Hard Wide Load 4.633 The Unit 2.822
Sweeping Curve Hard Honey Mustard 6.222 Honey Mustard 1.516
Smooth Descent Smooth Honey Mustard 8.194 Puck Yeah 1.855
The Drops Smooth Honey Mustard 9.956 Honey Mustard 1.762
Peg Field Metal Honey Mustard 12.456 Puck Yeah 2.050
The Pinball Table Hard Honey Mustard 14.100 Puck Yeah 1.522
Collision Funnel Carpet Honey Mustard 15.950 Wide Load 1.733
Smooth Descent Smooth Honey Mustard 18.444 Wide Load 2.417
Barrier Run Metal Honey Mustard 22.028 Puck Yeah 3.428
Sweeping Curve Hard Honey Mustard 24.028 Lil Nugget 1.878
Bounce Pads Slick Wide Load 26.811 Lil Nugget 2.411
S-Bend Hard Wide Load 29.033 Wide Load 2.222
Tight Curve Smooth Wide Load 31.294 Wide Load 2.261
The Funnel Carpet Wide Load 35.544 Lil Nugget 1.034
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 4 1/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 13 0/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 13 2/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 18 0/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 19 1/2 4
6 LMP Lump Patrol 20 0/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 20 1/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
162 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-4-8-7-8.
34.47
1
Big Randy The Noodles
152 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 8-10-7-8-5.
35.12
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
155 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-14-5-6-7.
60.36
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
154 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-6-6-5-10.
23.49
5
Refried Ron The Beans · HOME
148 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 13-7-6-4-4.
51.40
6
The Kidney The Beans · HOME
162 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-6-2-4-13.
26.52
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · HOME
152 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-8-14-6-6.
35.97
1
The Unit Basement Heat · HOME
160 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-6-5-4-8.
32.06
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · HOME
160 starts, 10 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-4-7-4-4.
11.76
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · HOME
152 starts, 13 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 14-4-4-3-3.
13.99
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
156 starts, 38 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-11-2-13-1.
9.45
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
140 starts, 34 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-8-1-15-2.
7.74
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
159 starts, 81 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 1-2-12-1-14.
4.86
4
Wide Load The Pucks
144 starts, 60 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-3-1-2-1.
4.16
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
143 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-3-6-3-5.
27.85
2
Squish The Soft Boys
155 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 3-3-12-3-3.
29.76

Course preview

50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.

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