Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 6 · Round 5

The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race

The Basement · The Boiler Run · 743 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Chunk survives to win

Chunk took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. The Lieutenant finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:12.712 6 +5 14 11.1
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:22.161 +9.45 7 +5 8 11.1
3 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:28.060 +15.35 15 +12 8 11.3
4 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:35.262 +22.55 5 +1 9 11.7
5 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:35.500 +22.79 13 +8 10 11.2
6 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:36.711 +24.00 3 -3 12 10.8
7 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:38.300 +25.59 10 +3 11 10.8
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:40.283 +27.57 1 -7 7 10.3
Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:47.528 +34.82 16 +7 9 10.7
Second Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 2:49.200 +36.49 8 -2 2 9.7
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:08.199 +55.49 9 -2 11 11.1
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:14.633 +61.92 11 -1 4 10.2
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:17.399 +64.69 2 -11 9 10.5
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 3:36.950 +84.24 4 -10 9 11.2
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:47.972 +95.26 14 -1 12 11.1
Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:52.372 +99.66 12 -4 10 10.0
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
5.094
That is going to sting in the morning.
8.500
The lead changes hands. Yolk. Career record: 2 wins from 147, average finish 5.9.
11.978
Squish has ground to a halt.
15.428
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
18.967
And The Lieutenant takes flight.
22.861
Sweaty Gerald is completely off the deck.
28.033
Up goes Slapper. Recent finishes: 2-8-2-12-1.
29.167
Slapper has it. Recent finishes: 2-8-2-12-1.
31.994
Absolute carnage.
35.394
It is Chunk!
39.039
Up goes Sweaty Gerald. Recent finishes: 6-2-7-2-5.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth Long John 1.600 Stubbs 1.583
Smooth Descent Hard Stubbs 4.750 Slapper 2.755
Sweeping Curve Hard Thick Rick 6.344 Thick Rick 1.500
Smooth Descent Smooth Yolk 8.472 Chunk 1.877
The Drops Smooth Yolk 10.478 Yolk 2.006
Peg Field Metal Yolk 13.172 Crawlspace 2.211
The Pinball Table Hard Yolk 14.867 Slapper 1.605
Collision Funnel Carpet Yolk 16.833 Puck Yeah 1.717
Smooth Descent Smooth Slapper 19.106 Slapper 2.212
Barrier Run Metal Slapper 22.483 The Lieutenant 3.139
Sweeping Curve Hard Slapper 24.328 Slapper 1.845
Bounce Pads Slick Slapper 26.806 Slapper 2.478
S-Bend Hard Slapper 28.983 Puck Yeah 2.139
Tight Curve Smooth Slapper 31.239 Puck Yeah 2.127
The Funnel Carpet Slapper 32.167 Slapper 0.928
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 3 1/2 8
2 SFT The Soft Boys 15 1/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 17 1/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 17 1/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 17 0/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 19 1/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 22 1/2 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
129 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 11-5-4-8-6.
30.83
7
Long John The Noodles
142 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-8-8-6-7.
29.01
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
133 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 13-6-6-7-7.
30.31
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
135 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-6-10-7-4.
44.84
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · HOME
135 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-2-5-9-5.
28.68
22
Butter Bean The Beans · HOME
132 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 9-6-7-15-5.
88.63
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · HOME
132 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-7-13-8-15.
47.76
1
The Unit Basement Heat · HOME
137 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 10-8-7-8-8.
51.72
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · HOME
131 starts, 10 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 4-2-2-4-3.
8.78
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · HOME
135 starts, 11 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-16-2-3-1.
26.06
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
138 starts, 35 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 1-1-14-3-2.
7.53
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
145 starts, 43 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 4-1-11-3-11.
8.15
8
Slapper The Pucks
137 starts, 65 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 2-12-1-1-2.
5.31
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
140 starts, 76 wins, average finish 2.8. Last five: 2-1-1-15-1.
3.77
2
Squish The Soft Boys
129 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 7-4-3-13-4.
25.53
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
145 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 3-4-12-4-5.
32.81

Course preview

50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.

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