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Derby · Season 5 · Round 10

The Long Mile — Team Pack Race

Long Mile Basin · The Long Mile · 161 m · 16 competitors Uphill section Steep banking
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Carnage — Stubbs survives to win

Stubbs took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Custard finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:32.517 — 9 +8 35 11.9
2 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:41.125 +8.61 16 +14 24 11.5
3 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:42.425 +9.91 13 +10 41 12.3
4 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:43.633 +11.12 10 +6 39 11.6
5 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:44.533 +12.02 11 +6 35 11.9
6 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:45.567 +13.05 4 -2 18 10.5
7 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:46.083 +13.57 14 +7 31 11.4
8 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:50.683 +18.17 2 -6 20 10.7
9 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:58.333 +25.82 5 -4 31 10.6
10 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:58.458 +25.94 12 +2 39 11.9
11 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:58.792 +26.28 8 -3 32 10.7
12 The Kidney BEA The Beans 4:00.833 +28.32 6 -6 22 10.9
— Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 1 -12 13 10.6
— The Heel WRECKED WET The Wet Socks — — 3 -11 18 10.6
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 0 12 11.2
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -9 12 10.7
3.650
A new leader — Custard. Career record: 2 wins from 146, average finish 5.8.
8.108
Oh, that is a big one.
12.800
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
17.567
There goes a piece of Yolk. Recent finishes: 2-4-4-3-3.
25.542
Gravy is losing bits.
30.050
Look at Honey Mustard go. Recent finishes: 15-7-4-2-4.
36.300
Absolute carnage.
40.833
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald.
45.567
Slapper leaves something behind.
50.050
Look at Crooked Pete go. Recent finishes: 8-5-5-15-8.
54.475
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 11-3-2-2-1.
1:00.017
You do not see that every day.
1:04.475
Crooked Pete is losing bits.
1:10.050
You do not see that every day.
1:16.842
There goes a piece of Custard.
1:21.058
Yolk is airborne!
1:25.450
The Kidney is losing bits.
1:29.742
Custard is airborne!
1:35.017
You do not see that every day.
1:37.242
Radiator will not be back.
1:42.400
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:47.108
Oh, that is a big one.
1:54.442
That was always going to happen.
1:59.708
Up it goes.
2:06.775
Crooked Pete is in trouble.
2:08.275
The Heel has put Yolk out.
2:13.733
The Kidney leaves something behind.
2:18.108
Old Gristle is airborne!
2:23.917
Gravy leaves something behind.
2:28.583
That has come off.
2:34.575
The Heel is out, and Big Randy did it.
2:39.075
Custard leaves something behind.
2:42.192
That is Damp Kevin taking Crooked Pete with them.
2:48.175
Up it goes.
2:54.092
Absolute carnage.
2:59.908
Wide Load is losing bits.
3:05.117
There goes a piece of Custard.
3:07.708
This is the last of it.
3:13.533
That has come off.
3:22.042
Slapper leaves something behind.
3:29.517
Here comes Stubbs.
3:29.850
Up it goes.
3:32.517
Stubbs takes it!
3:39.433
That was always going to happen.
3:45.350
That is real damage.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 23.408 Slapper 23.408
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 43.242 Stubbs 19.209
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 1:06.042 Stubbs 22.800
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 1:31.375 Damp Kevin 24.200
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 1:55.650 Slapper 21.925
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 2:16.517 Stubbs 20.867
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 2:43.467 Custard 21.808
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 3:07.708 Old Gristle 24.209
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 5 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 10 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 15 2/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 17 1/2 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 20 1/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 21 1/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 21 2/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 27 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
95 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.0. Last five: 3-12-14-10-13.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles
93 starts, 5 wins, average finish 6.2. Last five: 12-7-2-3-7.
15.18
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
80 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 2-6-1-2-4.
7.79
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
99 starts, 14 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-1-3-5-8.
2.85
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
94 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 4-9-8-10-9.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
88 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 11-16-6-8-11.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
112 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 14-13-13-8-14.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
86 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 3-5-7-10-9.
22.12
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
92 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 5-9-9-14-2.
31.60
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
92 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 10-5-7-4-12.
53.87
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
105 starts, 26 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 7-4-9-7-3.
4.39
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
103 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 14-6-1-9-5.
36.10
8
Slapper The Pucks
87 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 11-10-8-11-10.
142.46
4
Wide Load The Pucks
96 starts, 18 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 3-3-4-6-11.
4.71
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
92 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 13-16-14-14-15.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
96 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 13-8-12-2-6.
71.63

Course preview

5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
50m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
15m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Smooth
15m ↑13°
Smooth Descent Smooth
50m ↓15°

The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.

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