Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 5 · Round 11

The Saucer — Team Pack Race

Saucer Park · The Saucer · 107 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win

The Lieutenant took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Big Randy finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:40.317 11 +10 35 12.1
2 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:43.742 +3.43 1 -1 19 10.4
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:44.892 +4.58 9 +6 32 12.0
4 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:45.117 +4.80 3 -1 19 10.8
5 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:45.300 +4.98 4 -1 20 10.6
6 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:46.433 +6.12 13 +7 38 11.3
7 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:46.792 +6.48 12 +5 37 11.6
8 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:48.117 +7.80 2 -6 17 10.4
9 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:50.450 +10.13 16 +7 27 10.9
10 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 4:00.375 +20.06 10 0 39 11.1
11 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 4:00.908 +20.59 8 -3 34 10.6
Sweaty Gerald WRECKED BEA The Beans 5 -7 23 10.8
Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans 6 -7 13 10.2
Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks 14 0 17 11.3
Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 0 11 11.0
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -9 13 10.2
2.250
Custard takes the lead. Career record: 2 wins from 146, average finish 5.8.
8.675
Yolk leaves something behind.
14.742
Up it goes.
19.133
Look at the state of it.
26.150
Radiator leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 6-8-6-4-5.
31.008
You do not see that every day.
38.392
The Heel leaves something behind.
47.667
Absolute carnage.
52.358
Look at the state of it.
57.033
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 8-10-7-7-7.
1:01.558
They felt that in the back row.
1:08.150
Puck Yeah leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 2-2-1-1-3.
1:09.650
That is Long John taking Radiator with them. Recent finishes: 6-8-6-4-5.
1:16.058
And it all goes wrong.
1:20.550
Refried Ron will not take much more.
1:25.142
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:27.700
Puck Yeah has put Yolk out.
1:29.842
Long John has put Puck Yeah out.
1:34.158
There goes a piece of Big Randy.
1:40.050
The Coaster is coming through.
1:41.550
Refried Ron is out, and The Unit did it.
1:46.525
Custard is airborne!
1:54.458
They will not want to see that again.
2:00.050
Thick Rick is on the move.
2:05.883
They will not want to see that again.
2:10.492
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:20.050
Thick Rick is going backwards.
2:27.900
Up it goes.
2:37.608
Extraordinary scenes.
2:41.258
The Unit has put Sweaty Gerald out.
2:49.242
That is a long way off the ground.
2:57.242
They felt that in the back row.
3:09.517
Old Gristle is airborne!
3:15.083
The Lieutenant is airborne!
3:20.392
That has come off.
3:21.892
Last lap.
3:30.067
They will not want to see that again.
3:35.425
That is a long way off the ground.
3:37.317
The Lieutenant is coming to the flag.
3:39.742
That was always going to happen.
3:41.242
It is The Lieutenant!
3:49.083
Stubbs leaves something behind.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Thick Rick 17.042 The Lieutenant 17.008
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 33.458 The Lieutenant 16.450
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 51.975 Big Randy 18.066
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:08.008 The Lieutenant 16.033
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:25.492 The Lieutenant 17.484
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:45.525 Stubbs 17.775
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:05.292 Thick Rick 16.584
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:25.633 Long John 17.975
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:45.433 Thick Rick 17.483
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:05.258 Custard 18.258
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:20.492 The Lieutenant 15.234
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:40.317 The Coaster 16.291
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 8 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 9 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 10 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 13 2/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 20 1/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 24 1/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 25 0/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 27 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
94 starts, 5 wins, average finish 6.2. Last five: 4-12-7-2-3.
18.61
7
Long John The Noodles
98 starts, 5 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 8-2-7-3-5.
9.65
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
100 starts, 14 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 5-2-1-3-5.
2.68
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
80 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 2-6-1-2-4.
10.41
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
95 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 11-4-9-8-10.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans
92 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 9-15-15-12-14.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
113 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 14-14-13-13-8.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
87 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 2-3-5-7-10.
23.50
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
96 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 14-6-12-1-11.
40.52
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
93 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 10-5-9-9-14.
45.12
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
90 starts, 19 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 1-1-4-2-9.
4.12
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
106 starts, 26 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 3-7-4-9-7.
6.51
3
The Coaster The Pucks
102 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 8-14-6-10-1.
67.24
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
96 starts, 3 wins, average finish 12.2. Last five: 13-8-15-9-15.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
93 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 16-13-16-14-14.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
96 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 13-8-12-2-6.
102.87

Course preview

4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.

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