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Derby · Season 5 · Round 13

The Wall — Team Pack Race

The Board Track · The Wall · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win

The Lieutenant took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. The Unit finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:59.258 — 11 +10 38 12.4
2 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:13.600 +14.34 7 +5 32 11.5
3 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:15.133 +15.88 6 +3 27 11.8
4 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:18.217 +18.96 4 0 16 11.1
5 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:19.892 +20.63 1 -4 10 10.7
6 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:20.292 +21.03 3 -3 15 11.2
7 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:22.142 +22.88 2 -5 9 11.3
— The Coaster WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 +6 32 13.3
— Honey Mustard RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 +1 27 12.5
— Lil Nugget WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -1 27 12.1
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +4 22 12.0
— Gravy WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 0 17 12.8
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 0 16 12.7
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -6 13 10.9
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -10 14 10.8
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 11 11.2
1.950
Yolk is losing bits. Recent finishes: 3-2-4-4-3.
7.025
Up it goes.
12.417
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 3-2-4-4-3.
18.825
You do not see that every day.
23.983
Absolute carnage.
28.783
Puck Yeah leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 8-2-2-2-1.
33.158
Yolk is in trouble. Recent finishes: 3-2-4-4-3.
34.658
Wrecked, and out of the race. Recent finishes: 3-2-4-4-3.
40.008
You do not see that every day.
44.417
Big Randy is losing bits.
49.217
That has come off.
53.808
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
59.058
Refried Ron is out.
1:01.650
Long John has put Radiator out.
1:03.150
Puck Yeah is out.
1:10.050
Look at The Unit go.
1:15.575
Up it goes.
1:20.050
Look at the state of it.
1:24.383
That has come off.
1:29.975
The Coaster leaves something behind.
1:31.867
Damp Kevin has put Gravy out.
1:37.283
That is a long way off the ground.
1:41.283
Damp Kevin has put Squish out.
1:45.575
There goes a piece of Honey Mustard.
1:50.050
Lil Nugget is coming through.
1:54.558
The Coaster has put Lil Nugget out.
2:02.192
The Coaster is out.
2:09.825
Sweaty Gerald is airborne!
2:16.792
The Lieutenant is airborne!
2:38.825
And it all goes wrong.
2:45.342
Last lap.
2:56.258
The Lieutenant is coming to the flag.
2:59.258
The Lieutenant takes it!
3:05.833
That has come off.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Boards Puck Yeah 14.458 Puck Yeah 14.458
Smooth Descent Boards Puck Yeah 29.100 Puck Yeah 14.642
Smooth Descent Boards Puck Yeah 42.683 The Lieutenant 13.483
Smooth Descent Boards Puck Yeah 54.833 Puck Yeah 12.150
Smooth Descent Boards The Lieutenant 1:17.475 Squish 13.750
Smooth Descent Boards The Lieutenant 1:30.250 The Lieutenant 12.775
Smooth Descent Boards The Lieutenant 1:44.383 The Lieutenant 14.133
Smooth Descent Boards The Lieutenant 1:59.492 The Lieutenant 15.109
Smooth Descent Boards The Lieutenant 2:15.333 The Unit 15.458
Smooth Descent Boards The Lieutenant 2:30.342 The Lieutenant 15.009
Smooth Descent Boards The Lieutenant 2:45.342 The Lieutenant 15.000
Smooth Descent Boards The Lieutenant 2:59.258 The Lieutenant 13.916
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 10 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 12 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 13 1/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 16 1/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 18 1/2 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 19 0/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 21 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 27 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
96 starts, 6 wins, average finish 6.2. Last five: 1-8-4-12-7.
14.58
7
Long John The Noodles
99 starts, 5 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 15-8-2-7-3.
15.86
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
100 starts, 13 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 3-3-5-1-3.
2.90
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
101 starts, 14 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 6-5-2-1-3.
3.25
5
Refried Ron The Beans
93 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 13-9-15-15-12.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
97 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 12-16-11-4-9.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
88 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-2-3-5-7.
11.99
4
Radiator Basement Heat
114 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 15-14-14-13-13.
219.30
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
100 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 10-5-12-5-2.
133.02
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
95 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 8-14-8-10-5.
134.74
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
91 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 1-1-1-4-2.
4.71
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
105 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 3-5-14-6-1.
35.00
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
97 starts, 3 wins, average finish 12.2. Last five: 14-13-8-15-9.
219.30
3
The Coaster The Pucks
102 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 8-14-6-10-1.
80.93
2
Squish The Soft Boys
89 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.2. Last five: 10-9-12-16-12.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
95 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 16-10-16-13-16.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
35m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
35m ↓15°

A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.

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