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Derby · Season 5 · Round 14

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
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Carnage — Second Sock survives to win

Second Sock took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Old Gristle finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:44.433 — 4 +3 6 9.6
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:44.758 +0.33 12 +10 43 11.0
3 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:45.533 +1.10 14 +11 28 10.8
4 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:47.608 +3.18 11 +7 32 10.9
5 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:48.225 +3.79 3 -2 2 10.1
6 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:56.042 +11.61 7 +1 23 10.1
— Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +9 28 10.2
— Long John RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 2 -6 2 9.5
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +6 12 10.1
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -2 13 10.3
— The Coaster FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.3
— Stubbs FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.2
— Butter Bean FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.3
— Honey Mustard RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 3.5
— Big Randy FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.2
— Refried Ron RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.9
1.783
You do not see that every day.
6.142
There is nothing left of it.
13.692
Radiator leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 3-3-5-6-8.
20.050
They felt that in the back row.
26.742
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 5-3-2-4-4.
36.017
They felt that in the back row.
42.850
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-1-3.
49.300
Oh, that is a big one.
57.683
Radiator leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 3-3-5-6-8.
1:02.200
Slapper is losing bits. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-1-3.
1:07.408
That is a long way off the ground.
1:11.683
Look at the state of it.
1:16.467
That is real damage.
1:25.150
Yolk goes to the front.
1:30.050
Old Gristle is coming through.
1:35.225
That is a long way off the ground.
1:41.317
That is Damp Kevin taking Radiator with them.
1:47.100
That has come off.
1:51.808
There is nothing protecting Yolk now.
1:56.617
They will not want to see that again.
1:58.300
Long John has put Yolk out.
2:02.592
Oh, that is a big one.
2:17.100
That has come off.
2:28.800
Second Sock takes the lead.
2:36.700
There is nothing left of it.
2:41.400
They felt that in the back row.
2:46.750
Custard has nothing left on it.
2:51.350
That is real damage.
3:05.167
Look at the state of it.
3:09.600
That is a long way off the ground.
3:20.200
Second Sock takes the lead.
3:25.117
One to go.
3:30.050
Slapper is on the move.
3:40.458
Up it goes.
3:41.433
Second Sock has it.
3:42.792
Custard is out.
3:44.292
Nothing in it!
3:45.792
Second Sock wins the derby.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Yolk 16.358 Yolk 16.358
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 35.442 The Lieutenant 17.734
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 52.408 Slapper 16.883
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 1:12.792 Old Gristle 18.250
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:31.942 Old Gristle 16.492
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:51.658 Custard 18.275
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:10.058 Slapper 17.258
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 2:29.283 Second Sock 18.233
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:47.042 Old Gristle 17.509
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:05.400 Custard 17.959
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:25.117 Slapper 16.516
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 3:44.433 Slapper 17.050
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 6 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 6 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 14 1/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 16 1/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 16 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 23 0/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
97 starts, 6 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 3-1-8-4-12.
31.80
7
Long John The Noodles
100 starts, 5 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 4-15-8-2-7.
32.93
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
102 starts, 15 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-6-5-2-1.
2.87
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
104 starts, 13 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 4-3-7-1-4.
3.23
22
Butter Bean The Beans
106 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 10-11-13-9-7.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans
94 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 14-13-9-15-15.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
89 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-7-2-3-5.
23.22
4
Radiator Basement Heat
114 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 15-14-14-13-13.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
95 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 12-12-10-5-9.
207.68
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
96 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 11-8-14-8-10.
203.28
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
92 starts, 20 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 9-1-1-1-4.
5.97
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
108 starts, 26 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 5-7-3-7-4.
6.53
3
The Coaster The Pucks
102 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 8-14-6-10-1.
87.29
8
Slapper The Pucks
90 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 2-2-15-11-10.
72.25
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
96 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 16-16-10-16-13.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
96 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 13-8-12-2-6.
57.21

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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