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Derby · Season 5 · Round 15

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Carnage — Stubbs survives to win

Stubbs took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Tube Sock finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:23.500 — 10 +9 26 11.3
2 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:26.342 +2.84 4 +2 1 11.2
3 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:29.342 +5.84 11 +8 29 12.3
4 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:30.883 +7.38 1 -3 4 10.6
5 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:31.600 +8.10 3 -2 3 10.5
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:33.117 +9.62 2 -4 3 10.1
7 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:35.500 +12.00 12 +5 30 11.9
8 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:36.850 +13.35 14 +6 24 11.0
9 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 3:42.025 +18.53 15 +6 10 11.7
10 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:44.367 +20.87 5 -5 11 10.5
11 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:44.758 +21.26 7 -4 10 11.3
12 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:46.708 +23.21 6 -6 9 10.2
— Honey Mustard WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -4 33 11.8
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -6 13 10.6
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +1 12 11.3
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 -3 22 11.5
3.967
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 2-2-11-4-1.
10.050
Look at Yolk go. Recent finishes: 5-3-2-4-4.
19.233
There goes a piece of Slapper.
23.842
Honey Mustard is losing bits. Recent finishes: 4-10-1-15-7.
28.783
That has come off.
35.258
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 6-3-3-5-6.
40.050
Look at Old Gristle go. Recent finishes: 2-4-1-11-3.
49.058
That has come off.
53.350
That is a long way off the ground.
57.742
There goes a piece of Yolk.
1:03.992
Slapper is losing bits.
1:08.250
Tube Sock takes the lead.
1:12.650
A new leader — Old Gristle.
1:17.008
That has come off.
1:22.300
Stubbs takes the lead.
1:27.583
They will not want to see that again.
1:34.625
They felt that in the back row.
1:42.083
Up it goes.
1:46.608
There is nothing protecting Radiator now.
1:51.092
There is nothing left of it.
2:00.050
Damp Kevin is coming through.
2:06.992
It is coming apart now.
2:10.242
That is Honey Mustard taking Puck Yeah with them.
2:15.342
That is a long way off the ground.
2:20.050
Look at The Kidney go.
2:25.592
Look at the state of it.
2:31.358
Up it goes.
2:37.950
Old Gristle is airborne!
2:42.000
Yolk is out, and Slapper did it.
2:44.267
The Lieutenant has put Honey Mustard out.
2:50.575
Radiator will not be back.
2:56.525
Last lap.
3:04.767
They felt that in the back row.
3:09.025
Look at the state of it.
3:13.225
Slapper is airborne!
3:20.042
Oh, that is a big one.
3:20.500
Stubbs is coming to the flag.
3:23.500
Stubbs wins the derby.
3:35.150
You do not see that every day.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Slapper 23.367 Slapper 23.367
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 50.708 Old Gristle 24.175
The Hairpin Clay Old Gristle 1:16.858 Big Randy 25.500
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 1:40.267 Stubbs 22.575
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 2:04.967 The Lieutenant 24.209
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 2:29.375 Stubbs 24.408
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 2:56.525 Big Randy 24.966
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 3:23.500 Tube Sock 25.150
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 10 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 10 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 14 1/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 22 2/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 24 1/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 24 1/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 25 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
98 starts, 6 wins, average finish 6.2. Last five: 10-3-1-8-4.
18.87
7
Long John The Noodles
100 starts, 5 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 4-15-8-2-7.
13.39
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
103 starts, 15 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 7-1-6-5-2.
3.64
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
100 starts, 13 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 3-3-5-1-3.
3.33
6
The Kidney The Beans
91 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 12-13-9-11-16.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
106 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 10-11-13-9-7.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
97 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 13-6-11-6-6.
193.98
4
Radiator Basement Heat
114 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 15-14-14-13-13.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
97 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 6-11-8-14-8.
68.98
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
95 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 12-12-10-5-9.
88.01
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
109 starts, 27 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 1-5-7-3-7.
6.11
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
93 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 3-9-1-1-1.
4.44
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
99 starts, 3 wins, average finish 12.2. Last five: 11-15-14-13-8.
219.30
8
Slapper The Pucks
90 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 2-2-15-11-10.
91.97
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
106 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 16-16-15-10-15.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
96 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 16-16-10-16-13.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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