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Derby · Season 5 · Round 2

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Second Sock survives to win

Second Sock took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Damp Kevin finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:12.917 — 4 +3 20 11.2
2 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:14.933 +2.02 3 +1 20 10.7
3 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:16.583 +3.67 8 +5 30 10.3
— Sweaty Gerald WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 +2 17 10.7
— Stubbs RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 9 +4 25 11.3
— Crawlspace WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 +1 23 11.1
— Old Gristle RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 +5 23 11.2
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 +6 17 11.6
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -4 12 9.9
— Honey Mustard WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 10 0 24 12.2
— Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 16 11.2
— Big Randy RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 2 -10 9 10.7
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +3 11 10.2
— Gravy RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 -3 11 10.2
— Floppy Joe RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 4 10.2
— Squish RUNNING SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 -1 4 10.1
2.275
That was always going to happen.
10.050
Look at Yolk go.
14.267
Oh, that is a big one.
19.217
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind.
27.425
Yolk is losing bits. Recent finishes: 3-5-5-3-4.
32.342
Big Randy is losing bits.
39.425
Look at the state of it.
44.033
Absolute carnage.
48.433
There is nothing protecting Yolk now. Recent finishes: 3-5-5-3-4.
54.383
Yolk is out, and Puck Yeah did it. Recent finishes: 3-5-5-3-4.
58.800
That was always going to happen.
1:03.075
Big Randy is going nowhere. That is 35 non-finishes in 134 career starts.
1:10.050
Oh, that is a big one.
1:16.117
It is coming apart now.
1:21.075
That is a long way off the ground.
1:25.342
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald. Recent finishes: 16-6-2-7-2.
1:26.842
Sweaty Gerald has put Slapper out.
1:31.042
That is real damage.
1:35.217
Honey Mustard will not be back.
1:41.492
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:42.992
Puck Yeah is out.
1:50.783
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:59.958
You do not see that every day.
2:05.033
There goes a piece of Second Sock.
2:06.533
And that is Crawlspace finished.
2:13.667
Stubbs is losing bits.
2:21.067
There is nothing protecting Sweaty Gerald now.
2:26.342
That is a long way off the ground.
2:31.133
Stubbs has stalled.
2:45.292
This is the last of it.
3:03.467
Sweaty Gerald will not be back.
3:09.917
Second Sock is coming to the flag.
3:12.917
Second Sock takes it!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 26.467 Second Sock 26.467
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 53.092 Crawlspace 26.192
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 1:21.633 Stubbs 26.542
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 1:49.825 Damp Kevin 27.108
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 2:17.375 Stubbs 26.484
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 2:45.292 The Unit 26.042
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 3:12.917 Damp Kevin 27.150
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 3 2/2 8
2 HEA Basement Heat 9 1/2 7
3 BEA The Beans 13 0/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 15 0/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 19 0/2 4
6 LMP Lump Patrol 21 0/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 27 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
93 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 11-4-5-15-16.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles
91 starts, 5 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 2-3-7-1-1.
10.31
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
98 starts, 14 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-3-5-8-3.
2.58
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
99 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 1-2-5-4-7.
2.35
5
Refried Ron The Beans
90 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 15-12-14-6-14.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
93 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 9-8-10-9-9.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
91 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 7-7-9-6-1.
48.92
1
The Unit Basement Heat
85 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-7-10-9-13.
26.88
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
90 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 9-14-2-7-7.
64.03
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
90 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 7-4-12-13-1.
45.26
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
101 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 1-9-5-1-10.
39.36
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
104 starts, 26 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 4-9-7-3-2.
11.09
8
Slapper The Pucks
85 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 8-11-10-9-8.
101.45
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
94 starts, 3 wins, average finish 12.2. Last five: 15-9-15-16-11.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
85 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.2. Last five: 12-11-4-10-3.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
90 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 14-14-15-9-14.
219.30

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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