Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 5 · Round 21

The Saucer — Team Pack Race

Saucer Park · The Saucer · 107 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Gravy survives to win

Gravy took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. The Heel finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:40.783 12 +11 37 11.9
2 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:44.133 +3.35 4 +2 15 10.5
3 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:45.042 +4.26 16 +13 32 11.5
4 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:45.242 +4.46 3 -1 18 10.3
5 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:47.525 +6.74 9 +4 44 11.6
6 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:53.600 +12.82 10 +4 45 11.6
7 The Kidney BEA The Beans 4:04.825 +24.04 5 -2 30 10.2
8 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 4:05.300 +24.52 6 -2 33 10.4
Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles 1 -8 13 10.5
Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles 2 -8 12 10.3
Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol 11 0 23 12.0
Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks 13 +1 29 11.3
Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -6 12 10.1
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 8 -6 13 10.5
Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 0 11 11.5
Slapper FELL PCK The Pucks 14 -2 3 21.3
2.250
Custard takes the lead.
7.925
That has come off.
12.550
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 1-2-16-1-2.
18.650
Look at the state of it.
23.983
Custard is losing bits.
28.208
There goes a piece of Pilot Light.
35.475
Chunk is airborne! Recent finishes: 2-1-1-2-4.
40.075
That has come off.
42.058
Radiator has put Tender Greg out.
46.808
There goes a piece of Floppy Joe.
51.883
There is nothing protecting Radiator now.
56.483
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-2-4.
1:00.858
Radiator will not take much more.
1:05.083
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
1:09.717
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah.
1:15.825
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 7-6-8-4-7.
1:19.258
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:20.758
That is Stubbs taking Pilot Light with them.
1:27.117
Chunk leaves something behind.
1:32.992
Custard is losing bits.
1:37.900
They felt that in the back row.
1:45.342
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
1:48.192
Crooked Pete has put Puck Yeah out.
1:53.367
Floppy Joe has nothing left on it. Recent finishes: 8-7-7-6-7.
1:57.758
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:02.658
It is coming apart now.
2:08.542
Custard is losing bits.
2:14.067
Look at the state of it.
2:20.050
Absolute carnage.
2:28.558
Custard leaves something behind.
2:30.808
Floppy Joe is out, and Tube Sock did it.
2:39.342
It is coming apart now.
2:44.775
The Kidney is losing bits.
2:51.333
There goes a piece of Gravy.
2:58.117
There goes a piece of The Heel.
3:07.483
Absolute carnage.
3:14.050
The Kidney leaves something behind.
3:17.050
That is The Heel taking Crooked Pete with them.
3:21.392
Last lap.
3:28.217
Thick Rick is airborne!
3:34.542
The Heel has nothing left on it.
3:37.783
Here comes Gravy.
3:38.867
And it all goes wrong.
3:40.783
Gravy wins the derby.
3:45.817
Stripped to the shell.
4:04.458
It is coming apart now.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 15.833 Custard 15.833
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 33.858 Chunk 15.475
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 53.400 Puck Yeah 18.383
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:11.817 Gravy 16.308
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:27.592 Gravy 14.359
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:41.158 Chunk 13.566
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:03.217 Stubbs 17.017
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:21.950 Stubbs 16.100
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:42.425 Custard 17.758
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:01.608 The Heel 18.633
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:21.392 The Heel 17.392
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:40.783 Thick Rick 16.458
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 6 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 11 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 12 1/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 15 2/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 18 1/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 19 0/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 27 0/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 28 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
97 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.2. Last five: 16-13-3-12-14.
203.00
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
99 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 14-4-15-5-6.
95.80
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
102 starts, 13 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 6-13-3-3-5.
1.80
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
87 starts, 10 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 5-14-9-1-8.
6.55
6
The Kidney The Beans
94 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 2-12-8-12-13.
98.07
22
Butter Bean The Beans
106 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 10-11-13-9-7.
48.46
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
89 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 13-9-13-12-15.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
119 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.2. Last five: 14-10-16-16-15.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
100 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 9-10-1-7-12.
17.68
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
100 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 3-6-4-9-14.
7.36
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
83 starts, 3 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 7-15-16-16-15.
219.30
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
110 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 12-6-10-4-14.
21.05
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
102 starts, 3 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 13-12-14-11-15.
219.30
8
Slapper The Pucks
93 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 3-2-3-2-2.
9.50
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
106 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 16-16-15-10-15.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
101 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 8-9-2-6-16.
31.75

Course preview

4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.

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