Derby · Season 5 · Round 21
The Saucer — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Gravy survives to win
Gravy took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. The Heel finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 3:40.783 | — | 12 | +11 | 37 | 11.9 |
| 2 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:44.133 | +3.35 | 4 | +2 | 15 | 10.5 |
| 3 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:45.042 | +4.26 | 16 | +13 | 32 | 11.5 |
| 4 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:45.242 | +4.46 | 3 | -1 | 18 | 10.3 |
| 5 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:47.525 | +6.74 | 9 | +4 | 44 | 11.6 |
| 6 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:53.600 | +12.82 | 10 | +4 | 45 | 11.6 |
| 7 | The Kidney | The Beans | 4:04.825 | +24.04 | 5 | -2 | 30 | 10.2 |
| 8 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 4:05.300 | +24.52 | 6 | -2 | 33 | 10.4 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -8 | 13 | 10.5 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -8 | 12 | 10.3 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | 0 | 23 | 12.0 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +1 | 29 | 11.3 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -6 | 12 | 10.1 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -6 | 13 | 10.5 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | 0 | 11 | 11.5 |
| — | Slapper FELL | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | -2 | 3 | 21.3 |
2.250
Custard takes the lead.
7.925
That has come off.
12.550
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 1-2-16-1-2.
18.650
Look at the state of it.
23.983
Custard is losing bits.
28.208
There goes a piece of Pilot Light.
35.475
Chunk is airborne! Recent finishes: 2-1-1-2-4.
40.075
That has come off.
42.058
Radiator has put Tender Greg out.
46.808
There goes a piece of Floppy Joe.
51.883
There is nothing protecting Radiator now.
56.483
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-2-4.
1:00.858
Radiator will not take much more.
1:05.083
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
1:09.717
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah.
1:15.825
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 7-6-8-4-7.
1:19.258
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:20.758
That is Stubbs taking Pilot Light with them.
1:27.117
Chunk leaves something behind.
1:32.992
Custard is losing bits.
1:37.900
They felt that in the back row.
1:45.342
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
1:48.192
Crooked Pete has put Puck Yeah out.
1:53.367
Floppy Joe has nothing left on it. Recent finishes: 8-7-7-6-7.
1:57.758
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:02.658
It is coming apart now.
2:08.542
Custard is losing bits.
2:14.067
Look at the state of it.
2:20.050
Absolute carnage.
2:28.558
Custard leaves something behind.
2:30.808
Floppy Joe is out, and Tube Sock did it.
2:39.342
It is coming apart now.
2:44.775
The Kidney is losing bits.
2:51.333
There goes a piece of Gravy.
2:58.117
There goes a piece of The Heel.
3:07.483
Absolute carnage.
3:14.050
The Kidney leaves something behind.
3:17.050
That is The Heel taking Crooked Pete with them.
3:21.392
Last lap.
3:28.217
Thick Rick is airborne!
3:34.542
The Heel has nothing left on it.
3:37.783
Here comes Gravy.
3:38.867
And it all goes wrong.
3:40.783
Gravy wins the derby.
3:45.817
Stripped to the shell.
4:04.458
It is coming apart now.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 15.833 | Custard 15.833 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Chunk | 33.858 | Chunk 15.475 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Chunk | 53.400 | Puck Yeah 18.383 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Chunk | 1:11.817 | Gravy 16.308 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Chunk | 1:27.592 | Gravy 14.359 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Chunk | 1:41.158 | Chunk 13.566 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 2:03.217 | Stubbs 17.017 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 2:21.950 | Stubbs 16.100 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 2:42.425 | Custard 17.758 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 3:01.608 | The Heel 18.633 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 3:21.392 | The Heel 17.392 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 3:40.783 | Thick Rick 16.458 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 6 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 11 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 12 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 15 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Soft Boys | 18 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 19 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 27 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Pucks | 28 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
89 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 13-9-13-12-15.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
106 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 16-16-15-10-15.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.
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