Derby · Season 5 · Round 23
The Wall — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Wide Load finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:05.700 | — | 11 | +10 | 42 | 12.9 |
| 2 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:08.717 | +3.02 | 13 | +11 | 42 | 13.3 |
| 3 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:13.692 | +7.99 | 7 | +4 | 33 | 11.6 |
| 4 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:17.483 | +11.78 | 6 | +2 | 39 | 11.7 |
| 5 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:17.767 | +12.07 | 3 | -2 | 9 | 11.1 |
| 6 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 3:17.792 | +12.09 | 2 | -4 | 12 | 11.3 |
| 7 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:20.908 | +15.21 | 1 | -6 | 11 | 11.0 |
| 8 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:20.925 | +15.23 | 4 | -4 | 16 | 11.0 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +5 | 40 | 12.6 |
| — | Thick Rick WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | 0 | 32 | 12.4 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | +1 | 20 | 12.6 |
| — | Lil Nugget WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | -3 | 22 | 12.7 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +2 | 23 | 12.6 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -9 | 13 | 11.6 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -7 | 12 | 11.6 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 10 | 12.0 |
2.108
That has come off.
7.967
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 4-3-3-3-8.
12.675
That is a long way off the ground.
17.875
Pilot Light is losing bits.
23.292
Wide Load leaves something behind.
27.575
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 1-15-2-2-1.
31.950
That is a long way off the ground.
36.383
There is nothing protecting Tender Greg now. Recent finishes: 3-5-4-6-5.
37.883
Tender Greg will not be back.
42.625
That has come off. Recent finishes: 4-13-3-3-4.
47.450
Up it goes.
51.650
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 4-13-3-3-4.
56.117
There goes a piece of Gravy.
57.617
Slapper has put Pilot Light out.
1:02.125
Up it goes.
1:06.967
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:12.475
Crawlspace is losing bits.
1:16.942
Refried Ron is out, and Floppy Joe did it.
1:22.483
Gravy is in trouble.
1:27.125
Absolute carnage.
1:31.508
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:33.008
And that is Custard finished.
1:34.508
Gravy will not be back.
1:40.050
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:44.750
They will not want to see that again.
1:49.142
There goes a piece of Big Randy.
1:54.933
Up it goes.
2:01.583
That is a long way off the ground.
2:03.083
Thick Rick is out.
2:07.817
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
2:13.408
Old Gristle leaves something behind.
2:20.408
There goes a piece of Wide Load.
2:25.925
Slapper is losing bits.
2:30.367
Floppy Joe has nothing left on it.
2:35.367
Slapper is in trouble.
2:40.183
Slapper is out, and Big Randy did it.
2:47.308
Last lap.
2:57.125
Old Gristle is airborne!
3:02.483
They felt that in the back row.
3:02.700
Here comes Old Gristle.
3:05.700
Old Gristle takes it!
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 13.192 | Gravy 13.192 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 27.658 | Old Gristle 12.258 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Custard | 43.033 | Old Gristle 13.484 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Custard | 59.058 | Thick Rick 14.883 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Custard | 1:15.725 | Lil Nugget 12.766 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 1:31.942 | Wide Load 13.333 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 1:46.158 | Wide Load 13.708 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 2:00.875 | Slapper 14.367 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 2:17.875 | Slapper 14.441 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Slapper | 2:33.408 | Slapper 13.775 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 2:47.308 | Old Gristle 13.308 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 3:05.700 | Wide Load 16.150 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 11 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 12 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 13 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 13 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 18 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 18 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Nuggets | 22 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
89 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 13-9-13-12-15.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
107 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 9-16-16-15-10.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.
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