Derby · Season 5 · Round 3
The Wall — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. The Unit finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:05.250 | — | 11 | +10 | 38 | 12.9 |
| 2 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:10.375 | +5.13 | 8 | +6 | 43 | 11.6 |
| 3 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:11.658 | +6.41 | 12 | +9 | 43 | 13.9 |
| 4 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:18.583 | +13.33 | 2 | -2 | 11 | 11.1 |
| 5 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:18.592 | +13.34 | 4 | -1 | 13 | 11.0 |
| 6 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 3:20.700 | +15.45 | 1 | -5 | 10 | 11.0 |
| 7 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:22.800 | +17.55 | 3 | -4 | 9 | 11.0 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | +1 | 43 | 12.8 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -3 | 22 | 11.2 |
| — | Stubbs WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | 0 | 45 | 13.5 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -6 | 26 | 11.1 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +4 | 20 | 12.2 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | 0 | 17 | 13.0 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -7 | 13 | 11.1 |
| — | Slapper RUNNING | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | -1 | 12 | 11.4 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 11 | 11.6 |
2.200
Squish goes to the front.
7.575
Up it goes.
14.767
Puck Yeah is losing bits. Recent finishes: 2-5-2-8-2.
19.567
Radiator is losing bits. Recent finishes: 6-4-5-8-7.
24.125
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
28.733
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-4-3.
33.058
Radiator leaves something behind.
38.300
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 5-5-15-3-9.
42.958
Up it goes.
48.533
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 2-14-2-8-2.
50.058
Radiator has put Yolk out.
55.158
Absolute carnage.
1:00.050
The Lieutenant is coming through.
1:05.925
Puck Yeah is airborne!
1:10.225
Honey Mustard is airborne!
1:14.750
Puck Yeah will not be back.
1:19.050
That is a long way off the ground.
1:23.908
Absolute carnage.
1:25.408
Radiator is out, and Second Sock did it.
1:26.908
Squish will not be back.
1:34.375
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:38.900
They will not want to see that again.
1:47.550
Up it goes.
1:58.108
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
2:02.917
That is a long way off the ground.
2:07.400
A new leader — Stubbs.
2:11.808
Honey Mustard is losing bits.
2:18.300
A new leader — The Lieutenant.
2:19.800
Stubbs will not be back.
2:25.883
Up it goes.
2:31.033
You do not see that every day.
2:39.558
That is real damage.
2:46.575
That is Damp Kevin taking The Kidney with them.
2:50.592
One to go.
2:58.817
Extraordinary scenes.
3:02.250
Here comes The Lieutenant.
3:03.450
And that is Honey Mustard finished.
3:05.250
The Lieutenant wins the derby.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 14.717 | Old Gristle 14.717 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Puck Yeah | 30.933 | The Lieutenant 14.959 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Puck Yeah | 42.275 | Puck Yeah 11.342 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Puck Yeah | 57.067 | Puck Yeah 14.792 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Puck Yeah | 1:13.100 | The Lieutenant 12.384 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 1:31.608 | The Lieutenant 15.041 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 1:47.592 | Stubbs 14.083 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 2:03.642 | Stubbs 14.834 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 2:19.375 | Honey Mustard 12.875 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 2:36.100 | The Unit 14.284 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 2:50.592 | The Lieutenant 14.492 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 3:05.250 | The Lieutenant 14.658 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 4 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Noodles | 10 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 12 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 16 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Nuggets | 18 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 20 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 28 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Pucks | 28 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
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16 declaredCourse preview
4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent
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16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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35m
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Smooth Descent
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16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.
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