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Derby · Season 5 · Round 34

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win

The Lieutenant took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Slapper finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:42.058 — 11 +10 30 10.7
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:42.875 +0.82 14 +12 27 10.7
3 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:46.217 +4.16 3 0 4 9.8
4 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:46.800 +4.74 4 0 6 9.6
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:58.325 +16.27 7 +2 23 10.1
6 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:58.392 +16.33 8 +2 19 9.7
7 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 4:02.458 +20.40 2 -5 8 9.8
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 +4 27 10.6
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +7 12 10.5
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +5 12 9.9
— Puck Yeah FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.3
— Honey Mustard FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.2
— Butter Bean FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.3
— Lil Nugget RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 1.1
— Long John FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.1
— Sweaty Gerald RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.5
1.783
Long John has left.
6.067
They felt that in the back row. That is 34 non-finishes in 145 career starts.
11.775
There goes a piece of Chunk.
16.308
They will not want to see that again.
22.117
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-1-16.
27.650
There goes a piece of Slapper. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-1-16.
32.367
There goes a piece of Tender Greg. Recent finishes: 7-4-6-12-3.
37.258
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-1-16.
42.642
Extraordinary scenes.
47.417
It is coming apart now.
54.725
Up it goes.
1:01.183
Up it goes.
1:05.508
Tender Greg is out, and Chunk did it.
1:10.433
Up it goes.
1:20.400
Chunk takes the lead.
1:24.608
You do not see that every day.
1:33.792
Yolk will not be back.
1:39.850
Sweaty Gerald has stalled.
1:49.267
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:55.608
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:03.550
Floppy Joe is losing bits.
2:10.442
Oh, that is a big one.
2:15.608
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:21.708
They will not want to see that again.
2:29.567
Floppy Joe is losing bits.
2:34.975
Oh, that is a big one.
2:45.108
Slapper has put Chunk out.
2:57.758
Sweaty Gerald is going nowhere.
3:13.367
Up it goes.
3:24.442
Last lap.
3:29.525
They felt that in the back row.
3:34.658
Up it goes.
3:39.058
The Lieutenant has it.
3:42.058
The Lieutenant wins the derby.
3:48.108
You do not see that every day.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Yolk 16.050 Yolk 16.050
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 32.592 The Lieutenant 15.117
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 51.283 Tender Greg 17.942
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:10.958 Chunk 17.475
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:28.258 Chunk 13.958
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:47.000 The Lieutenant 17.708
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:06.475 The Lieutenant 18.058
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:24.825 Slapper 15.875
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:44.775 Floppy Joe 18.266
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 3:04.492 Damp Kevin 18.092
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:24.442 The Lieutenant 18.034
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:42.058 Slapper 17.508
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 9 1/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 11 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 13 1/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 19 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 22 1/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
109 starts, 6 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 11-4-6-8-7.
26.71
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
105 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 4-15-6-6-10.
215.31
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
111 starts, 15 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 5-5-4-3-4.
2.79
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
112 starts, 14 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 3-5-5-3-9.
2.99
22
Butter Bean The Beans
117 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 12-4-12-8-8.
150.93
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
105 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 11-3-12-9-15.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
100 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 13-14-7-10-6.
45.23
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
104 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 3-2-9-12-11.
39.41
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
105 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 6-8-13-14-9.
146.10
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
104 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 12-12-6-10-10.
219.30
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
103 starts, 25 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 4-7-3-1-1.
3.29
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
88 starts, 3 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 8-5-13-11-3.
219.30
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
106 starts, 3 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 12-15-15-16-13.
219.30
8
Slapper The Pucks
103 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 1-1-9-15-16.
36.17
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
113 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 16-8-15-11-16.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
106 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 16-16-16-15-9.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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