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Derby · Season 5 · Round 4

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win

The Lieutenant took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Slapper finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:32.833 — 12 +11 27 10.8
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:43.667 +10.83 14 +12 40 10.6
3 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:44.575 +11.74 3 0 1 10.0
4 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:45.850 +13.02 4 0 8 9.6
5 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:47.958 +15.13 11 +6 37 11.0
6 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:55.442 +22.61 7 +1 20 9.8
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 4:00.092 +27.26 8 +1 25 10.2
8 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 4:02.625 +29.79 2 -6 5 9.8
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +7 24 10.2
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +5 12 10.3
— Wide Load FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.3
— Stubbs FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.2
— Refried Ron FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.3
— Honey Mustard RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 1.1
— Long John FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.1
— Sweaty Gerald RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.6
1.783
Long John has left.
6.217
They will not want to see that again. That is 35 non-finishes in 135 career starts.
11.633
That has come off.
19.750
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
28.692
There is nothing left of it. That is 42 non-finishes in 140 career starts.
33.925
Extraordinary scenes.
40.050
Slapper is losing places.
46.875
There goes a piece of Slapper. Recent finishes: 1-2-14-2-8.
56.067
That has come off.
1:02.417
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
1:10.050
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 1-1-3-1-3.
1:14.375
Squish leaves something behind.
1:18.708
Up it goes.
1:23.700
That is The Heel taking Yolk with them.
1:40.050
Absolute carnage.
1:46.333
Look at the state of it.
1:53.842
That is a long way off the ground.
2:01.075
There goes a piece of Squish. Recent finishes: 11-1-3-3-12.
2:10.425
Squish is losing bits.
2:15.717
That has come off.
2:28.842
Stopped, and in the way.
2:37.450
Absolute carnage.
2:42.275
And it all goes wrong.
2:44.658
Second Sock has put Squish out.
2:58.933
And it all goes wrong.
3:03.375
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:08.342
Extraordinary scenes.
3:16.317
This is the last of it.
3:21.142
The Lieutenant is airborne!
3:29.833
The Lieutenant has it.
3:29.908
Sweaty Gerald has stalled.
3:32.833
It is The Lieutenant!
3:47.575
Gravy is airborne!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 15.350 Squish 15.350
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 34.983 Second Sock 18.884
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 54.683 Big Randy 18.758
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:10.183 The Lieutenant 15.500
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:29.075 Slapper 17.900
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:48.508 Second Sock 18.092
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:04.908 The Lieutenant 16.400
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:20.017 The Lieutenant 15.109
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:38.250 The Lieutenant 18.233
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:58.400 Slapper 17.992
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:16.317 Gravy 17.683
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:32.833 The Lieutenant 16.516
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 6 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 13 1/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 13 2/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 19 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 23 1/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
97 starts, 5 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 2-7-3-5-6.
13.82
1
Big Randy The Noodles
91 starts, 5 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 2-3-7-1-1.
22.48
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
99 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 1-2-5-4-7.
2.26
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
79 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 6-1-2-4-4.
6.42
5
Refried Ron The Beans
90 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 15-12-14-6-14.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
93 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 9-8-10-9-9.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
91 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 7-7-9-6-1.
43.84
1
The Unit Basement Heat
85 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-7-10-9-13.
26.41
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
90 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 9-14-2-7-7.
111.75
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
90 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 7-4-12-13-1.
117.45
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
101 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 1-9-5-1-10.
14.61
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
88 starts, 17 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 4-2-9-10-13.
6.74
4
Wide Load The Pucks
95 starts, 18 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 3-4-6-11-3.
8.89
8
Slapper The Pucks
85 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 8-11-10-9-8.
76.49
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
90 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 14-14-15-9-14.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
85 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.2. Last five: 12-11-4-10-3.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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