Derby · Season 5 · Round 40
The Long Mile — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Damp Kevin survives to win
Damp Kevin took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Wide Load finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:41.567 | — | 4 | +3 | 15 | 10.5 |
| 2 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:41.850 | +0.28 | 14 | +12 | 32 | 12.4 |
| 3 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:44.425 | +2.86 | 1 | -2 | 19 | 10.4 |
| 4 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:46.108 | +4.54 | 2 | -2 | 17 | 10.6 |
| 5 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:46.300 | +4.73 | 11 | +6 | 39 | 11.8 |
| 6 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:47.708 | +6.14 | 3 | -3 | 24 | 11.0 |
| 7 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:50.225 | +8.66 | 10 | +3 | 43 | 12.1 |
| 8 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:59.358 | +17.79 | 8 | 0 | 21 | 11.1 |
| 9 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 4:05.533 | +23.97 | 7 | -2 | 26 | 10.7 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +6 | 32 | 11.6 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | -2 | 37 | 11.8 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | 0 | 22 | 12.5 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +2 | 11 | 11.9 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -8 | 14 | 10.6 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -10 | 17 | 11.0 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | -3 | 18 | 12.1 |
3.650
A new leader — Custard. Career record: 3 wins from 161, average finish 5.7.
10.050
Extraordinary scenes.
15.008
Honey Mustard is airborne!
20.050
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 3-1-3-2-1.
26.058
Extraordinary scenes.
36.275
That is a long way off the ground.
40.808
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 15-7-2-4-11.
47.050
That is a long way off the ground.
51.658
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-2-2.
56.650
A new leader — Wide Load.
1:01.300
Gravy takes the lead.
1:05.650
Lil Nugget takes the lead. Career record: 10 wins from 169, average finish 4.7.
1:10.050
Lil Nugget is coming through.
1:15.475
That was always going to happen.
1:19.975
That has come off.
1:24.875
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:30.050
Custard is going backwards.
1:35.792
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald.
1:41.533
There is nothing left of it.
1:47.025
The Lieutenant is airborne!
1:51.550
You do not see that every day.
1:57.667
There goes a piece of Lil Nugget.
1:59.917
That is Wide Load taking Puck Yeah with them.
2:04.475
Honey Mustard leaves something behind.
2:09.700
Wide Load takes the lead.
2:15.808
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald.
2:20.050
Look at The Lieutenant go.
2:24.925
Oh, that is a big one.
2:29.792
You do not see that every day.
2:34.258
Look at the state of it.
2:40.317
You do not see that every day.
2:42.000
And that is Sweaty Gerald finished.
2:46.883
They felt that in the back row.
2:51.508
They felt that in the back row.
2:53.008
Refried Ron is out.
2:54.508
Big Randy has put Yolk out.
2:59.633
Wide Load is airborne!
3:04.625
Up it goes.
3:06.125
And that is Gravy finished.
3:08.442
Honey Mustard is out.
3:15.133
That was always going to happen.
3:16.925
One to go.
3:25.258
Custard is in trouble.
3:30.975
The Lieutenant is airborne!
3:38.567
Damp Kevin has it.
3:38.700
Custard will not be back.
3:40.200
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:41.700
Damp Kevin wins the derby.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 22.967 | Gravy 22.967 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 47.508 | Lil Nugget 22.817 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 1:12.750 | Honey Mustard 22.392 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 1:38.083 | Damp Kevin 24.150 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 2:01.542 | Wide Load 22.367 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 2:26.508 | Yolk 22.558 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 2:50.033 | Wide Load 23.308 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 3:16.925 | Damp Kevin 24.250 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 7 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Noodles | 7 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 17 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 17 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Pucks | 18 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Nuggets | 18 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 23 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
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16 declaredCourse preview
5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
30m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
50m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
15m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
15m
↑13°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
50m
↓15°
The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.
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