Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 5 · Round 41

The Saucer — Team Pack Race

Saucer Park · The Saucer · 107 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Honey Mustard survives to win

Honey Mustard took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Second Sock finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:43.983 10 +9 36 11.5
2 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:44.467 +0.48 4 +2 16 10.7
3 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:45.692 +1.71 1 -2 20 10.6
4 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:46.917 +2.93 3 -1 19 10.4
5 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:47.183 +3.20 12 +7 41 11.8
6 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:48.500 +4.52 15 +9 34 11.2
7 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:52.375 +8.39 14 +7 39 12.0
8 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:55.408 +11.43 11 +3 37 12.0
9 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:58.692 +14.71 6 -3 25 10.6
10 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 4:01.258 +17.28 7 -3 25 10.7
11 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 4:05.475 +21.49 5 -6 23 10.4
Lil Nugget WRECKED NUG The Nuggets 9 -3 35 12.3
Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles 2 -11 13 10.7
Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +2 19 11.1
Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks 13 -2 22 11.9
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 8 -8 13 10.7
2.250
Squish goes to the front.
7.858
Squish leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 3-10-7-14-4.
12.967
They will not want to see that again.
17.292
That has come off.
25.450
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-1-2.
29.850
Custard is losing bits. Recent finishes: 3-7-4-6-3.
34.650
Honey Mustard takes the lead.
39.467
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 3-7-4-6-3.
47.583
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
52.317
That has come off. Recent finishes: 3-7-4-6-3.
56.742
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:04.600
Puck Yeah is airborne!
1:09.517
That has come off.
1:17.117
Look at the state of it.
1:22.217
Puck Yeah is losing bits.
1:28.317
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:32.800
Honey Mustard takes the lead.
1:37.492
Up it goes.
1:45.558
Extraordinary scenes.
1:48.150
Radiator is out, and Custard did it.
1:53.358
Squish will not take much more.
1:59.408
That is a long way off the ground.
2:03.958
There goes a piece of Big Randy.
2:06.542
And that is Squish finished.
2:08.325
That is The Unit taking Puck Yeah with them.
2:15.483
And it all goes wrong.
2:19.783
There goes a piece of Wide Load.
2:24.175
They felt that in the back row.
2:29.042
Sweaty Gerald is losing bits.
2:39.500
Wide Load is airborne!
2:41.742
That is Damp Kevin taking Floppy Joe with them.
2:50.050
Look at Lil Nugget go.
2:54.358
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald.
2:58.817
There goes a piece of Custard.
3:09.492
That is a long way off the ground.
3:11.742
And that is Lil Nugget finished.
3:17.142
That has come off.
3:23.942
Honey Mustard leaves something behind.
3:25.442
One to go.
3:34.375
Second Sock leaves something behind.
3:39.825
Oh, that is a big one.
3:40.983
Honey Mustard is coming to the flag.
3:42.483
Right on the line.
3:43.983
It is Honey Mustard!
3:48.333
Sweaty Gerald is losing bits.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 17.100 The Lieutenant 17.100
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 36.317 Wide Load 18.525
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 53.275 The Lieutenant 16.867
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:10.542 Honey Mustard 14.934
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:29.900 Squish 17.592
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 1:47.858 Honey Mustard 17.216
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 2:06.258 Damp Kevin 18.242
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 2:25.750 Old Gristle 17.125
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 2:45.608 Custard 17.950
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 3:06.075 The Lieutenant 15.459
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 3:24.067 Honey Mustard 16.975
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 3:43.983 Custard 16.708
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 6 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 13 1/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 13 2/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 16 1/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 20 1/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 20 2/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 22 1/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 26 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
111 starts, 6 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 2-5-4-7-3.
17.08
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
108 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 9-4-15-4-15.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
116 starts, 15 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-4-5-6-4.
3.62
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
117 starts, 15 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 1-2-9-3-3.
3.41
22
Butter Bean The Beans
119 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 8-7-12-4-12.
127.87
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
111 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 11-13-11-10-8.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
106 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 4-3-7-7-8.
41.00
4
Radiator Basement Heat
129 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.2. Last five: 15-15-9-14-16.
219.30
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
109 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 12-2-5-5-9.
106.22
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
109 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 6-4-8-4-6.
44.33
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
122 starts, 30 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 8-1-1-7-1.
7.89
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
103 starts, 25 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 4-7-3-1-1.
4.06
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
108 starts, 3 wins, average finish 12.4. Last five: 14-16-12-15-15.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
110 starts, 18 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 15-6-2-2-10.
17.57
21
Custard The Soft Boys
108 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 6-13-3-6-9.
84.44
2
Squish The Soft Boys
104 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 13-16-11-6-10.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.

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