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Derby · Season 5 · Round 44

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win

The Lieutenant took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Second Sock finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:39.000 — 12 +11 42 11.2
2 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:43.142 +4.14 4 +2 6 9.6
3 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:43.908 +4.91 16 +13 30 10.4
4 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:44.850 +5.85 11 +7 42 11.2
5 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 3:46.208 +7.21 14 +9 27 11.0
6 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:46.967 +7.97 3 -3 6 9.7
— Big Randy RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 2 -5 4 10.4
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 0 12 9.5
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +6 23 10.5
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -3 13 9.9
— The Coaster FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.3
— Stubbs FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.2
— Sweaty Gerald FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.2
— Honey Mustard RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 1.1
— Crooked Pete FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.2
— Butter Bean RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.4
1.783
Look at the state of it.
6.217
They will not want to see that again. That is 39 non-finishes in 162 career starts.
13.233
Radiator leaves something behind.
18.192
Extraordinary scenes.
28.692
There is nothing left of it. That is 50 non-finishes in 161 career starts.
33.325
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 1-1-12-3-1.
39.608
There is nothing left of it.
49.767
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah. Recent finishes: 1-1-12-3-1.
53.983
That has come off.
1:00.050
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 16-2-14-1-4.
1:09.183
Custard leaves something behind.
1:13.608
Pilot Light is losing bits.
1:17.917
Extraordinary scenes.
1:23.325
That has come off.
1:27.633
That is Puck Yeah taking Radiator with them.
1:37.942
Squish is losing bits.
1:49.500
Gravy is airborne!
2:04.642
Stopped, and in the way.
2:09.875
That is a long way off the ground.
2:14.333
Puck Yeah is losing bits.
2:24.875
Squish is losing bits.
2:30.050
There is nothing left of it.
2:38.492
Oh, that is a big one.
2:44.092
That has come off.
2:48.517
Extraordinary scenes.
2:57.383
Extraordinary scenes.
3:04.525
There is nothing left of it.
3:12.592
Gravy is airborne!
3:19.850
Last lap.
3:24.583
Up it goes.
3:29.258
That is Puck Yeah taking Squish with them.
3:36.000
Here comes The Lieutenant.
3:39.000
The Lieutenant wins the derby.
3:41.517
And that is Pilot Light finished.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 16.075 Squish 16.075
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 35.242 The Lieutenant 17.892
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 53.042 Gravy 16.966
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:10.000 The Lieutenant 16.958
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:29.867 Puck Yeah 17.750
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:48.867 Puck Yeah 17.225
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:08.633 Squish 17.767
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:26.667 The Lieutenant 18.034
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:44.358 Gravy 15.841
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:00.525 The Lieutenant 16.042
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:19.850 Puck Yeah 16.925
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:39.000 Second Sock 18.650
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 5 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 8 2/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 12 1/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 16 1/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 18 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 22 0/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
109 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 10-12-1-11-5.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles
112 starts, 6 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 3-2-5-4-7.
23.96
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
119 starts, 15 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 4-4-3-3-4.
2.97
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
119 starts, 15 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 5-4-1-2-9.
3.04
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
114 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 9-14-16-11-13.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
120 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 13-8-7-12-4.
216.16
4
Radiator Basement Heat
130 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.2. Last five: 13-15-15-9-14.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
101 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 15-14-13-16-16.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
111 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 11-9-14-5-5.
127.96
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
111 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 8-12-6-4-8.
123.35
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
123 starts, 16 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 12-10-14-3-9.
49.02
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
105 starts, 27 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 1-1-4-7-3.
2.99
3
The Coaster The Pucks
116 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 2-10-5-2-1.
41.87
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
111 starts, 3 wins, average finish 12.4. Last five: 14-15-11-14-16.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
106 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 15-11-13-16-11.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
108 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 6-13-3-6-9.
38.89

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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