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Derby · Season 5 · Round 5

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Carnage — Big Randy survives to win

Big Randy took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Slapper finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:32.217 — 1 0 5 10.6
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:32.525 +0.31 13 +11 16 12.2
3 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:32.750 +0.53 11 +8 31 12.3
4 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:32.850 +0.63 3 -1 3 10.8
5 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:32.875 +0.66 2 -3 8 10.4
6 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:33.100 +0.88 4 -2 5 10.3
7 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:34.667 +2.45 12 +5 24 11.7
8 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:36.608 +4.39 10 +2 34 11.6
9 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:41.050 +8.83 9 0 24 11.6
10 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:41.242 +9.03 15 +5 19 11.7
11 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:43.042 +10.83 7 -4 8 11.2
12 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:43.875 +11.66 6 -6 9 11.1
13 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:47.433 +15.22 5 -8 8 10.8
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 0 25 11.7
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -7 13 11.0
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 12 11.5
2.800
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 8-6-4-5-8.
8.117
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 4-11-1-3-3.
14.250
A new leader — Slapper.
20.050
Absolute carnage.
25.450
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 3-1-2-14-2.
30.025
That is a long way off the ground.
37.975
Radiator leaves something behind.
47.525
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 3-1-2-14-2.
53.842
Yolk is losing bits. Recent finishes: 4-3-3-5-5.
58.283
Honey Mustard is airborne!
1:14.000
Oh, that is a big one.
1:20.050
Damp Kevin is on the move.
1:24.350
Up it goes.
1:28.667
There goes a piece of Radiator.
1:40.050
That was always going to happen.
1:49.625
They felt that in the back row.
1:56.333
That is a long way off the ground.
2:10.050
Extraordinary scenes.
2:16.308
Old Gristle is airborne!
2:21.283
There is nothing protecting Radiator now.
2:22.875
Yolk is out, and Damp Kevin did it.
2:30.050
Old Gristle is on the move.
2:35.700
Floppy Joe is losing bits.
2:40.317
That is a long way off the ground.
2:45.158
That has come off.
2:47.842
Puck Yeah is out, and Old Gristle did it.
2:51.033
And that is Radiator finished.
3:00.817
Gravy is losing bits.
3:03.792
One to go.
3:09.033
There goes a piece of Honey Mustard.
3:15.067
Squish is airborne!
3:29.217
Big Randy has it.
3:30.717
There is nothing left of it.
3:32.217
It is Big Randy!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Slapper 23.133 Slapper 23.133
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 46.000 Slapper 22.867
The Hairpin Clay Slapper 1:12.192 Damp Kevin 25.958
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 1:39.525 Thick Rick 25.216
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 2:07.142 Floppy Joe 25.809
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 2:36.192 Puck Yeah 24.908
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 3:03.792 Gravy 24.100
Smooth Descent Clay Big Randy 3:32.217 Damp Kevin 25.825
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 6 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 10 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 10 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 16 1/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 17 2/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 25 2/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 26 1/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 26 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
91 starts, 5 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 2-3-7-1-1.
10.80
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
93 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 11-4-5-15-16.
143.62
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
99 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 1-2-5-4-7.
2.37
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
98 starts, 14 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-3-5-8-3.
3.10
6
The Kidney The Beans
87 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 16-6-8-11-8.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
93 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 9-8-10-9-9.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
91 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 7-7-9-6-1.
103.79
4
Radiator Basement Heat
111 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 13-13-8-14-14.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
96 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 14-6-12-1-11.
50.41
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
90 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 7-4-12-13-1.
50.50
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
101 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 1-9-5-1-10.
14.66
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
104 starts, 26 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 4-9-7-3-2.
6.06
8
Slapper The Pucks
85 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 8-11-10-9-8.
111.24
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
94 starts, 3 wins, average finish 12.2. Last five: 15-9-15-16-11.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
85 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.2. Last five: 12-11-4-10-3.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
90 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 14-14-15-9-14.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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