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Derby · Season 5 · Round 6

The Pinch — Team Pack Race

The Pinch Works · The Pinch · 135 m · 16 competitors Pinch points Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Damp Kevin survives to win

Damp Kevin took The Pinch — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. The Heel finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:10.667 — 3 +2 12 10.6
2 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:14.325 +3.66 4 +2 10 10.5
3 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:18.758 +8.09 1 -2 14 10.8
4 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:22.375 +11.71 2 -2 12 10.3
5 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:25.492 +14.83 12 +7 39 11.9
6 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:27.258 +16.59 8 +2 26 11.0
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:27.783 +17.12 7 0 29 11.0
8 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:28.017 +17.35 14 +6 38 11.7
9 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:31.692 +21.03 11 +2 42 11.8
10 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:31.900 +21.23 6 -4 23 10.8
11 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:33.933 +23.27 9 -2 43 11.8
12 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:39.683 +29.02 10 -2 44 12.0
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +2 22 11.4
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -9 12 10.6
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 -2 18 11.8
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 12 11.6
2.958
There goes a piece of Refried Ron. Recent finishes: 6-16-4-6-8.
10.050
Look at Yolk go. Recent finishes: 4-3-3-5-5.
15.958
That has come off. Recent finishes: 3-8-14-6-13.
21.458
Squish is losing bits.
27.200
A new leader — Old Gristle. Career record: 35 wins from 141, average finish 3.8.
32.058
That was always going to happen.
36.867
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 4-3-3-5-5.
43.033
Squish leaves something behind.
47.692
There goes a piece of The Lieutenant.
52.050
That was always going to happen.
56.317
There goes a piece of Wide Load.
1:04.150
There is nothing left of it.
1:08.517
There goes a piece of Big Randy.
1:10.017
And that is Yolk finished.
1:17.392
And it all goes wrong.
1:22.983
Absolute carnage.
1:24.483
And that is Puck Yeah finished.
1:30.025
That has come off.
1:34.300
That is a long way off the ground.
1:39.150
That is a long way off the ground.
1:43.350
That is a long way off the ground.
1:44.850
Refried Ron is out, and The Lieutenant did it.
1:49.200
The Heel is losing bits.
1:53.575
Crawlspace is losing bits.
1:59.408
There is nothing left of it.
2:06.250
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
2:08.250
Squish will not be back.
2:16.725
Up it goes.
2:21.375
The Lieutenant is airborne!
2:34.900
That has come off.
2:40.792
That is a long way off the ground.
2:45.725
That has come off.
2:49.733
This is the last of it.
2:54.575
That is a long way off the ground.
3:05.425
There goes a piece of Stubbs.
3:07.667
Here comes Damp Kevin.
3:09.933
And it all goes wrong.
3:11.433
Damp Kevin takes it!
3:16.192
Oh, that is a big one.
3:21.025
Honey Mustard leaves something behind.
3:25.925
Stubbs will not take much more.
3:31.758
That was always going to happen.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Yolk 20.883 Yolk 20.883
Smooth Descent Clay Yolk 41.625 Old Gristle 19.650
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 1:03.617 Wide Load 19.750
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 1:23.517 Damp Kevin 19.900
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 1:44.217 Honey Mustard 20.367
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:06.133 The Heel 21.316
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:28.200 Old Gristle 20.633
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:49.733 The Heel 21.525
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 3:10.667 Damp Kevin 20.934
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 3 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 7 2/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 13 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 14 2/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 23 1/2 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 23 2/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 24 1/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
91 starts, 5 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 2-3-7-1-1.
9.01
7
Long John The Noodles
97 starts, 5 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 2-7-3-5-6.
5.97
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
98 starts, 14 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-3-5-8-3.
2.77
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
79 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 6-1-2-4-4.
6.44
5
Refried Ron The Beans
90 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 15-12-14-6-14.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
93 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 9-8-10-9-9.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
85 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-7-10-9-13.
45.19
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
91 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 7-7-9-6-1.
72.04
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
90 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 7-4-12-13-1.
86.46
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
90 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 9-14-2-7-7.
88.12
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
88 starts, 17 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 4-2-9-10-13.
11.43
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
104 starts, 26 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 4-9-7-3-2.
11.27
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
94 starts, 3 wins, average finish 12.2. Last five: 15-9-15-16-11.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
95 starts, 18 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 3-4-6-11-3.
9.40
2
Squish The Soft Boys
85 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.2. Last five: 12-11-4-10-3.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
90 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 14-14-15-9-14.
219.30

Course preview

6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
11m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
8m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
11m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

A disused rolling mill with an oval laid through the old loading bay, and a gap in the wall under four metres wide. Sixteen arrive at that gap together, two get through, and the rest sort it out — nine times a race, in front of a crowd that has stopped pretending it came for any other reason. The wall is original ironwork and has never once been repainted, on the grounds that it would only want doing again by Tuesday. Standing room is capped for reasons the management prefers not to put in writing.

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