Derby · Season 5 · Round 8
The Dogbone — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Heel survives to win
The Heel took The Dogbone — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Damp Kevin finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:09.133 | — | 3 | +2 | 12 | 9.3 |
| 2 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:09.850 | +0.72 | 4 | +2 | 5 | 9.3 |
| 3 | Slapper | The Pucks | 3:10.350 | +1.22 | 14 | +11 | 30 | 11.0 |
| 4 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 3:12.008 | +2.88 | 1 | -3 | 6 | 9.4 |
| 5 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:12.342 | +3.21 | 2 | -3 | 6 | 9.3 |
| 6 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:14.517 | +5.38 | 10 | +4 | 43 | 10.7 |
| 7 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 3:15.758 | +6.63 | 16 | +9 | 20 | 10.4 |
| 8 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:19.583 | +10.45 | 5 | -3 | 11 | 9.3 |
| 9 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:21.692 | +12.56 | 11 | +2 | 28 | 9.9 |
| 10 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:24.508 | +15.38 | 8 | -2 | 21 | 9.0 |
| 11 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 3:24.692 | +15.56 | 6 | -5 | 16 | 9.8 |
| 12 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:28.250 | +19.12 | 9 | -3 | 29 | 10.3 |
| 13 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:31.050 | +21.92 | 13 | 0 | 35 | 10.0 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | -2 | 28 | 9.8 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -8 | 13 | 9.0 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 12 | 9.5 |
2.658
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 4-4-3-3-5.
8.983
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 7-5-4-11-1.
13.358
There goes a piece of Floppy Joe. Recent finishes: 5-7-8-7-7.
18.442
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 2-2-1-2-16.
24.475
And it all goes wrong.
29.292
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald. Recent finishes: 6-3-6-3-4.
34.158
They will not want to see that again.
38.467
There goes a piece of Yolk.
45.258
Radiator leaves something behind.
50.050
It is unravelling for Old Gristle.
54.550
Slapper goes to the front.
56.050
Yolk is out.
1:02.567
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:08.042
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
1:15.150
That has come off.
1:20.050
There is nothing left of it.
1:26.125
That has come off.
1:34.433
They will not want to see that again.
1:40.050
That was always going to happen.
1:45.017
They will not want to see that again.
1:51.033
Oh, that is a big one.
1:57.700
That is a long way off the ground.
2:02.350
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:07.692
It is coming apart now.
2:14.117
That has come off.
2:19.442
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald.
2:25.458
That is a long way off the ground.
2:29.408
Radiator is out.
2:34.200
There goes a piece of The Heel.
2:43.167
Stripped to the shell.
2:45.342
Last lap.
2:50.050
Slapper is on the move.
2:58.192
Up it goes.
3:03.367
Extraordinary scenes.
3:06.133
The Heel is coming to the flag.
3:06.900
And that is Gravy finished.
3:09.133
It is The Heel!
3:16.217
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:21.442
Look at the state of it.
3:29.558
That is a long way off the ground.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 22.642 | Slapper 22.642 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Thick Rick | 46.592 | Thick Rick 20.825 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Thick Rick | 1:11.075 | The Heel 23.383 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Thick Rick | 1:36.242 | Long John 22.150 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Heel | 1:58.908 | The Heel 22.275 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Thick Rick | 2:22.908 | Floppy Joe 23.300 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Heel | 2:45.342 | The Heel 22.100 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Heel | 3:09.133 | Damp Kevin 22.400 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 3 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Noodles | 9 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 16 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 18 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 19 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Soft Boys | 23 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Lump Patrol | 23 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 25 | 1/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
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8 sections · 143 m
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Two circles joined by a neck four metres across that the field meets head-on, twice a lap, running in opposite directions — not at the same instant, usually, and "usually" is doing a lot of work in that sentence. Everything that happens at this circuit happens in about eight metres of road, and everything that matters happens in about two. The neck was surveyed three times before it opened and each survey came back a different width. Spectators are seated at both ends and nowhere in the middle, which tells you everything you need to know.
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