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Derby · Season 5 · Round 9

The Rink — Team Pack Race

The Cold Store · The Rink · 124 m · 16 competitors No grip Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win

The Lieutenant took The Rink — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Slapper finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:57.475 — 12 +11 21 10.7
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:58.858 +1.38 14 +12 29 11.7
3 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:59.233 +1.76 13 +10 18 10.8
4 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:02.600 +5.13 11 +7 20 10.9
5 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:09.308 +11.83 10 +5 28 10.8
6 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:12.025 +14.55 16 +10 21 10.7
7 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:16.400 +18.93 9 +2 35 10.4
8 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:26.958 +29.48 3 -5 12 9.4
9 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:30.100 +32.63 4 -5 14 9.6
10 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:31.017 +33.54 8 -2 24 10.0
11 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:33.100 +35.63 1 -10 10 9.1
12 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:34.592 +37.12 7 -5 15 10.2
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 -7 13 9.8
— Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 2 -12 13 9.3
— Sweaty Gerald WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -10 19 9.8
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 -1 12 10.2
2.900
Custard goes to the front. Career record: 2 wins from 145, average finish 5.8.
8.658
Yolk is losing bits.
16.450
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-3-13.
22.100
That has come off.
28.450
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 1-1-3-1-2.
33.600
That is a long way off the ground.
40.050
Look at Wide Load go. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-3-13.
44.933
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 3-5-1-5-1.
50.592
You do not see that every day.
56.700
That was always going to happen.
1:02.992
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
1:07.608
There goes a piece of Custard.
1:15.617
Refried Ron leaves something behind.
1:20.758
And it all goes wrong.
1:26.108
That has come off.
1:30.358
That is a long way off the ground.
1:36.417
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind.
1:42.150
Wide Load goes to the front.
1:47.492
You do not see that every day.
1:52.975
Extraordinary scenes.
1:58.008
That is a long way off the ground.
2:03.392
That has come off.
2:08.250
Stripped to the shell.
2:12.842
Custard is losing bits.
2:17.350
Stripped to the shell.
2:22.258
Custard leaves something behind.
2:27.842
Yolk is in trouble.
2:29.342
And that is Yolk finished.
2:36.542
Gravy is airborne!
2:39.292
One to go.
2:42.242
And that is Sweaty Gerald finished.
2:47.750
They felt that in the back row.
2:54.475
Here comes The Lieutenant.
2:57.475
The Lieutenant wins the derby.
3:01.967
Stripped to the shell.
3:07.792
It is coming apart now.
3:12.325
Floppy Joe is out, and Slapper did it.
3:20.092
There goes a piece of The Heel.
3:24.008
And that is Refried Ron finished.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Slick The Lieutenant 16.742 The Lieutenant 16.742
Smooth Descent Slick The Lieutenant 33.633 Stubbs 15.650
Smooth Descent Slick The Lieutenant 51.958 Wide Load 16.616
Smooth Descent Slick The Lieutenant 1:08.708 Slapper 16.717
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 1:28.092 Wide Load 15.650
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 1:45.542 Wide Load 17.450
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 2:03.417 Gravy 17.484
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 2:21.833 The Lieutenant 15.692
Smooth Descent Slick The Lieutenant 2:39.292 Gravy 16.133
Smooth Descent Slick The Lieutenant 2:57.475 Wide Load 17.150
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 5 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 5 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 12 2/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 17 2/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 22 1/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 22 2/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 25 1/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 28 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
98 starts, 5 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 8-2-7-3-5.
13.41
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
93 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 11-4-5-15-16.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
98 starts, 14 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-3-5-8-3.
4.85
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
80 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 2-6-1-2-4.
10.74
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
93 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 9-8-10-9-9.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans
91 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 15-15-12-14-6.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
85 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-7-10-9-13.
41.46
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
92 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 12-7-7-9-6.
79.67
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
91 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 9-9-14-2-7.
30.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
91 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 5-7-4-12-13.
27.71
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
102 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-1-9-5-1.
15.49
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
89 starts, 18 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 1-4-2-9-10.
4.57
4
Wide Load The Pucks
96 starts, 18 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 3-3-4-6-11.
2.91
8
Slapper The Pucks
86 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 10-8-11-10-9.
56.74
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
91 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 16-14-14-15-9.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
96 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 13-8-12-2-6.
98.71

Course preview

4 sections · 124 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°

Polished concrete under a film of water, in a refrigerated warehouse nobody has stored anything in for years — and there is no grip anywhere in it. Nothing accelerates and nothing slows down, so whatever order the field is in at the first corner is roughly the order it keeps, unless somebody arrives sideways, which somebody always does. Whatever you come in with is what you leave with, dented in the same places. The warehouse is still kept refrigerated, for a reason nobody on the staff has ever been able to establish.

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