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Floor · Season 4 · Round 12

The Decking — Team Pack Race

The Decking · The Decking · 26 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
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The Kidney wins at The Decking

The Kidney took The Decking — Team Pack Race for the The Beans. Pilot Light finished second. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1:15.858 — 6 +5 0 2.9
2 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1:15.858 — 8 +6 0 2.9
3 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1:15.858 — 2 -1 1 3.1
4 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1:01.217 — 1 -3 6 10.6
5 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 59.933 — 9 +4 0 9.9
6 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 59.475 — 3 -3 0 9.4
7 Slapper PCK The Pucks 59.308 — 13 +6 1 10.4
8 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 55.700 — 4 -4 2 13.4
9 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 54.100 — 12 +3 8 13.1
10 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 52.992 — 15 +5 6 13.0
11 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 44.325 — 10 -1 2 16.1
12 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 39.758 — 7 -5 6 17.9
13 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 38.658 — 11 -2 7 18.2
14 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 27.633 — 16 +2 5 17.6
15 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 23.433 — 5 -10 5 18.3
16 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 21.692 — 14 -2 6 18.4
0.000
The floor is live.
7.000
The floor is getting smaller.
8.725
Another panel gone.
10.417
Well, that was always going to happen.
12.075
Extraordinary scenes.
13.708
Another panel gone.
15.317
Look at the state of it.
16.892
The floor is getting smaller.
18.442
Another panel gone.
19.975
There goes another one.
21.475
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
21.692
The Coaster is gone.
22.950
Less of it every time you look.
23.433
In goes Butter Bean.
24.400
Another panel gone.
25.833
The floor is getting smaller.
26.867
Custard is in trouble here. Recent finishes: 3-9-5-5-6.
27.242
Look at the state of it.
28.267
Custard goes in.
28.633
Less of it every time you look.
30.000
The floor is getting smaller.
31.350
Another panel gone.
31.625
Nowhere left for Radiator to go.
32.675
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
33.983
Well, that was always going to happen.
35.233
How is that still up there? Recent finishes: 1-11-2-1-3.
35.275
Less of it every time you look.
36.550
Less of it every time you look.
37.808
Look at the state of it.
38.658
In goes Old Gristle.
39.050
And it all goes wrong.
40.058
Radiator is gone. Recent finishes: 8-4-6-5-15.
40.275
That is the sport, right there.
41.475
The floor is getting smaller.
42.667
That is the sport, right there.
43.850
The floor is getting smaller.
44.325
Lil Nugget is gone.
45.008
Less of it every time you look.
46.158
There goes another one.
47.292
That is the sport, right there.
48.408
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
49.517
Oh dear.
50.608
Extraordinary scenes.
51.692
Less of it every time you look.
52.758
Look at the state of it.
52.992
In goes Squish.
53.817
Less of it every time you look.
54.392
That is Chunk finished. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-1-2.
54.858
Another panel gone.
55.792
In goes Tube Sock. Recent finishes: 5-7-10-8-7.
55.892
They will not want to see that again.
56.917
It is chaos out there.
57.925
Another panel gone.
58.925
There goes another one.
59.308
In goes Slapper.
59.908
Less of it every time you look.
1:00.708
In goes The Heel.
1:00.892
There goes another one.
1:01.858
No idea what happened there.
1:02.108
Thick Rick goes in.
1:03.508
Floppy Joe is gone.
1:15.858
The Kidney takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Timber Floppy Joe 40.275 Floppy Joe 40.275
Smooth Descent Timber Floppy Joe 57.925 Floppy Joe 17.650
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 7 2/2 8
2 HEA Basement Heat 14 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 14 2/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 16 2/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 16 2/2 4
6 LMP Lump Patrol 22 2/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 23 2/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 24 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
87 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 2-2-13-11-9.
5.14
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
64 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 9-6-6-13-16.
20.03
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
75 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 9-14-11-15-7.
29.61
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
62 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 15-5-4-5-11.
27.26
22
Butter Bean The Beans
67 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 1-15-16-5-15.
24.01
6
The Kidney The Beans
68 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 3-12-1-16-4.
6.95
4
Radiator Basement Heat
68 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 7-6-10-13-1.
9.83
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
72 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 8-3-15-12-14.
20.07
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
79 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 2-1-1-16-16.
6.98
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
64 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 13-14-11-11-13.
39.14
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
71 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 11-10-8-11-5.
20.11
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
78 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 5-13-10-6-5.
13.27
8
Slapper The Pucks
69 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 14-7-15-13-1.
38.52
3
The Coaster The Pucks
72 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 10-9-12-1-7.
13.95
2
Squish The Soft Boys
73 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 4-12-9-10-12.
22.88
21
Custard The Soft Boys
68 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 16-3-16-13-2.
18.99

Course preview

3 sections · 26 m
Smooth Descent Timber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Scaffold boards in a spiral. Forgiving, unhurried and the only floor on the calendar anybody would describe as pleasant.

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