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Floor · Season 4 · Round 25

The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race

The Mezzanine · The Mezzanine · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
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Lil Nugget wins at The Mezzanine

Lil Nugget took The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Damp Kevin finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1:11.317 — 9 +8 4 4.0
2 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1:11.317 — 3 +1 0 1.0
3 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1:07.250 — 16 +13 0 2.9
4 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 56.592 — 12 +8 0 9.7
5 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 55.692 — 11 +6 3 10.1
6 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 37.217 — 13 +7 1 17.9
7 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 33.008 — 14 +7 4 18.1
8 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 32.125 — 15 +7 3 17.4
9 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 27.292 — 1 -8 3 18.4
10 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 25.575 — 8 -2 3 19.3
11 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 24.208 — 10 -1 4 18.7
12 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 21.533 — 7 -5 2 18.7
13 The Kidney BEA The Beans 20.650 — 5 -8 6 17.3
14 Long John NOO The Noodles 20.575 — 2 -12 7 18.1
15 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 18.717 — 6 -9 6 18.0
16 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 11.333 — 4 -12 3 19.0
0.000
Here we go.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.617
Less of it every time you look.
7.992
The Heel is right on the edge. Recent finishes: 5-10-4-5-7.
9.200
Another panel gone.
10.750
Absolute carnage.
11.333
That is The Heel finished.
12.275
Another panel gone.
13.783
Absolute carnage.
15.258
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
16.708
Another panel gone.
17.708
The Kidney is right on the edge.
18.133
Less of it every time you look.
19.108
Sweaty Gerald goes in.
19.542
Another panel gone.
20.575
Long John is gone. Recent finishes: 6-8-5-6-7.
20.917
There goes another one.
21.975
In goes The Kidney.
22.275
There goes another one.
23.375
Radiator goes in.
23.617
It is chaos out there.
24.775
In goes Stubbs. Recent finishes: 3-3-8-4-2.
24.933
That is the sport, right there.
26.175
In goes Crawlspace.
26.233
Look at the state of it.
27.517
There goes another one.
27.575
Big Randy goes in.
28.775
Another panel gone.
30.017
Extraordinary scenes.
31.242
There goes another one.
31.875
That is the sport, right there. Recent finishes: 4-6-10-3-3.
32.450
Another panel gone.
33.275
Squish goes in.
33.642
Another panel gone.
34.675
That is Wide Load finished.
34.817
The floor is getting smaller.
35.983
The floor is getting smaller.
37.125
There goes another one.
37.217
Puck Yeah is gone.
38.250
It is chaos out there.
39.367
Another panel gone.
40.467
Oh dear.
41.558
The floor is getting smaller.
42.633
No idea what happened there.
43.692
The floor is getting smaller.
44.742
The floor is getting smaller.
45.775
The floor is getting smaller.
46.800
Another panel gone.
47.808
There goes another one.
48.808
They will not want to see that again.
49.792
Less of it every time you look.
50.775
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
51.733
Less of it every time you look.
52.692
Less of it every time you look.
53.642
And it all goes wrong.
54.575
Another panel gone.
55.500
Less of it every time you look.
55.692
Old Gristle is gone. Recent finishes: 1-1-13-2-2.
56.408
Another panel gone.
57.092
The Lieutenant is gone.
57.317
There goes another one.
1:07.250
Tender Greg goes in.
1:08.650
One panel each.
1:11.317
It is Lil Nugget!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Plate Damp Kevin 37.125 Damp Kevin 37.125
Smooth Descent Plate Damp Kevin 53.642 Damp Kevin 16.517
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 9 2/2 8
2 SFT The Soft Boys 11 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 12 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 13 2/2 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 18 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 22 2/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 23 2/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 28 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
76 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 7-5-11-10-5.
11.01
7
Long John The Noodles
72 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 6-9-4-3-14.
24.82
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
70 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.0. Last five: 6-16-7-8-4.
22.23
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
83 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 11-4-11-8-6.
13.04
6
The Kidney The Beans
74 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 5-1-7-7-3.
8.29
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
75 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 12-4-11-11-14.
16.02
4
Radiator Basement Heat
75 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 15-12-2-3-9.
11.32
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
83 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 16-12-1-4-7.
15.93
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
72 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 1-9-11-1-15.
6.29
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
83 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 6-3-15-11-2.
10.46
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
77 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 7-3-1-13-9.
14.73
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
77 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 14-5-11-12-16.
20.99
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
68 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 5-6-10-14-7.
18.16
4
Wide Load The Pucks
90 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 8-16-14-15-9.
23.37
2
Squish The Soft Boys
79 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 5-1-16-10-11.
17.75
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
89 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 9-7-15-12-16.
34.82

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Seven by seven in steel plate, collapsing from the edges. The reference floor, and the one every other is described against.

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