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Floor · Season 4 · Round 39

The Balcony — Team Pack Race

The Balcony · The Balcony · 24 m · 16 competitors Slick floor Heavy lurch
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Crooked Pete wins at The Balcony

Crooked Pete took The Balcony — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. The Heel finished second. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 57.858 — 1 0 0 7.6
2 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 56.458 — 4 +2 0 10.2
3 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 45.392 — 16 +13 0 15.2
4 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 28.517 — 7 +3 0 19.4
5 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 18.233 — 9 +4 0 19.2
6 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 15.317 — 12 +6 0 19.4
7 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 15.242 — 8 +1 0 18.8
8 The Kidney BEA The Beans 14.308 — 5 -3 1 19.5
9 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 13.408 — 3 -6 1 19.6
10 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 11.933 — 14 +4 1 18.6
11 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 11.392 — 10 -1 0 19.2
12 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 10.508 — 6 -6 0 18.8
13 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 10.492 — 15 +2 0 19.7
14 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 10.267 — 11 -3 0 19.1
15 Slapper PCK The Pucks 9.767 — 13 -2 0 19.0
16 Long John NOO The Noodles 9.400 — 2 -14 0 19.7
0.000
The floor is live. Recent finishes: 5-6-5-6-8.
5.700
Nowhere left for Long John to go.
6.500
They will not want to see that again.
8.117
Look at the state of it.
9.400
Long John is gone.
9.700
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
10.800
Slapper goes in.
11.250
Less of it every time you look.
12.200
Chunk goes in.
12.775
Another panel gone.
13.600
Yolk goes in. Recent finishes: 12-7-8-4-8.
14.283
And it all goes wrong.
15.000
In goes Butter Bean.
15.758
Look at the state of it.
16.400
Honey Mustard goes in. Recent finishes: 11-2-13-4-13.
17.208
Oh dear.
17.800
That is The Coaster finished. Recent finishes: 15-2-3-1-15.
18.633
And it all goes wrong.
19.200
Tube Sock goes in.
20.042
The floor is getting smaller.
20.600
That is The Kidney finished.
21.417
They will not want to see that again.
22.000
Pilot Light goes in.
22.775
No idea what happened there.
23.400
The Lieutenant goes in. Recent finishes: 1-3-1-1-4.
24.117
That is the sport, right there.
24.800
In goes Stubbs.
25.433
Look at the state of it.
26.733
There goes another one.
28.017
The floor is getting smaller.
28.517
Crawlspace goes in.
29.275
They will not want to see that again.
30.517
You do not see that every day.
31.742
Less of it every time you look.
32.950
Another panel gone.
34.142
Less of it every time you look.
35.108
It is climbing now.
35.317
Less of it every time you look.
36.483
There goes another one.
37.625
Another panel gone.
38.750
Less of it every time you look.
39.867
There goes another one.
40.967
The floor is getting smaller.
42.058
Less of it every time you look.
43.133
There goes another one.
44.192
There goes another one.
44.883
That is as close as it gets.
45.242
Another panel gone.
46.275
And it all goes wrong.
46.283
Custard is gone.
47.300
There goes another one.
47.683
One panel each.
48.308
There goes another one.
49.308
There goes another one.
50.292
And it all goes wrong.
51.275
Another panel gone.
52.233
The floor is getting smaller.
53.192
The floor is getting smaller.
54.142
Less of it every time you look.
55.075
Oh dear.
56.000
The floor is getting smaller.
56.458
The Heel is gone.
56.908
Another panel gone.
57.817
They will not want to see that again.
57.858
That is Crooked Pete finished.
59.867
Crooked Pete takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Glass Crooked Pete 37.625 Crooked Pete 37.625
Smooth Descent Glass Crooked Pete 54.142 Crooked Pete 16.517
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 11 2/2 8
2 HEA Basement Heat 11 2/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 16 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 16 2/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 17 2/2 4
6 LMP Lump Patrol 20 2/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 20 2/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 25 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
78 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 3-16-11-13-11.
18.25
7
Long John The Noodles
80 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 10-7-9-14-13.
24.48
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
74 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 3-14-2-3-13.
6.77
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
90 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 16-8-15-7-13.
35.69
6
The Kidney The Beans
79 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 16-6-7-14-13.
24.27
22
Butter Bean The Beans
82 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 4-10-9-6-1.
6.31
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
90 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 9-5-14-10-3.
12.87
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
87 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 2-16-8-9-16.
33.03
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
88 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 7-12-16-7-11.
17.23
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
84 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 15-13-9-1-15.
42.92
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
92 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 15-12-16-5-15.
47.15
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
84 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 5-4-10-4-13.
12.68
8
Slapper The Pucks
88 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 8-5-8-5-13.
11.83
3
The Coaster The Pucks
83 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 5-3-1-16-4.
8.01
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
82 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 11-9-11-1-2.
20.50
21
Custard The Soft Boys
79 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 8-1-15-14-14.
8.24

Course preview

3 sections · 24 m
Smooth Descent Glass
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Glass. Nothing holds, every lurch is a landslide, and the whole field spends the programme in whichever corner is lowest.

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