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Floor · Season 4 · Round 40

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
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The Kidney wins at The Patio

The Kidney took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the The Beans. Yolk finished second. The Soft Boys took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1:08.208 — 6 +5 0 2.9
2 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1:08.208 — 16 +14 0 2.6
3 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1:08.208 — 1 -2 0 0.8
4 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 55.200 — 12 +8 14 9.7
5 Slapper PCK The Pucks 51.042 — 13 +8 0 11.5
6 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 48.500 — 9 +3 15 12.6
7 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 44.892 — 14 +7 0 14.3
8 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 43.908 — 8 0 3 14.7
9 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 40.933 — 15 +6 2 15.0
10 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 34.683 — 4 -6 11 17.9
11 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 32.833 — 2 -9 7 19.2
12 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 31.883 — 10 -2 4 19.3
13 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 29.383 — 7 -6 8 19.2
14 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 29.358 — 3 -11 5 15.2
15 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 28.233 — 5 -10 12 18.2
16 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 18.792 — 11 -5 7 18.7
0.000
The floor is live.
5.358
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 11-2-13-4-13.
6.000
There goes another one.
7.517
The floor is getting smaller.
8.892
Nowhere left for Honey Mustard to go. Recent finishes: 11-2-13-4-13.
9.000
Another panel gone.
10.467
The floor is getting smaller.
11.900
Less of it every time you look.
13.308
Another panel gone.
14.692
Another panel gone.
16.058
Less of it every time you look.
17.400
Another panel gone.
18.717
Less of it every time you look.
18.792
In goes Old Gristle. Recent finishes: 3-5-3-11-3.
20.017
There goes another one.
21.292
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
22.550
There goes another one.
23.792
The floor is getting smaller.
25.008
There goes another one.
26.208
There goes another one.
27.400
There goes another one.
28.233
That is Refried Ron finished.
28.567
There goes another one.
29.633
The Heel is gone.
29.717
The floor is getting smaller.
30.850
The floor is getting smaller.
31.033
In goes Radiator.
31.967
You do not see that every day.
32.433
In goes Thick Rick.
33.075
Another panel gone.
33.833
That is Big Randy finished.
34.167
Another panel gone.
35.233
Damp Kevin is gone.
35.242
You do not see that every day.
36.300
Another panel gone.
37.350
That is the sport, right there.
38.383
Another panel gone.
39.400
There goes another one.
40.408
The floor is getting smaller.
40.933
Custard goes in. Recent finishes: 11-8-5-4-3.
41.408
The floor is getting smaller.
42.392
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
43.367
Another panel gone.
43.908
In goes Crawlspace. Recent finishes: 8-11-9-7-5.
44.325
There goes another one.
45.275
Another panel gone.
45.308
In goes Puck Yeah.
46.208
Extraordinary scenes.
47.142
There goes another one.
48.058
Less of it every time you look.
48.500
That is Honey Mustard finished.
48.967
There goes another one.
49.867
Another panel gone.
50.750
Another panel gone.
51.042
Slapper is gone.
51.625
The floor is getting smaller.
52.500
Another panel gone.
53.358
They will not want to see that again.
54.208
Less of it every time you look.
55.200
In goes Chunk.
1:08.208
The Kidney is the last one up.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 SFT The Soft Boys 11 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 12 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 14 2/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 16 2/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 18 2/2 4
6 LMP Lump Patrol 20 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 21 2/2 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 24 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
79 starts, 4 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 14-3-16-11-13.
21.51
1
Big Randy The Noodles
85 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 9-13-3-6-8.
14.49
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
90 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 16-8-15-7-13.
39.51
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
79 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 8-9-2-4-2.
10.99
5
Refried Ron The Beans
100 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 13-12-10-4-2.
8.82
6
The Kidney The Beans
79 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 16-6-7-14-13.
20.88
4
Radiator Basement Heat
80 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 8-10-12-6-12.
24.42
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
91 starts, 9 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 1-9-5-14-10.
7.39
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
84 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 15-13-9-1-15.
40.14
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
93 starts, 9 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 11-5-1-6-12.
6.23
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
84 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 13-2-4-5-1.
9.63
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
92 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 15-12-16-5-15.
54.39
8
Slapper The Pucks
88 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 8-5-8-5-13.
23.70
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
77 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 12-15-2-9-8.
16.31
21
Custard The Soft Boys
79 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 8-1-15-14-14.
12.89
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
83 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 2-11-9-11-1.
12.20

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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