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Floor · Season 4 · Round 47

The Conservatory

The Conservatory · The Conservatory · 31 m · 16 competitors Slick floor Heavy lurch Fast lava
CHAMPIONSHIP FULL TIME Fairness
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Refried Ron wins at The Conservatory

Refried Ron took The Conservatory for the The Beans. The Coaster finished second. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 59.308 — 6 +5 3 4.7
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 57.300 — 13 +11 2 15.8
3 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 51.700 — 7 +4 1 16.8
4 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 49.292 — 1 -3 0 17.4
5 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 43.150 — 16 +11 6 18.4
6 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 40.217 — 2 -4 0 20.0
7 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 35.825 — 3 -4 1 20.5
8 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 33.167 — 11 +3 5 20.7
9 The Kidney BEA The Beans 25.383 — 5 -4 1 22.0
10 Slapper PCK The Pucks 21.892 — 14 +4 1 21.6
11 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 17.133 — 4 -7 5 20.9
12 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 16.717 — 9 -3 1 21.3
13 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 15.408 — 8 -5 4 21.0
14 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 14.925 — 10 -4 3 20.6
15 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 11.617 — 12 -3 2 22.0
16 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 10.725 — 15 -1 0 20.5
0.000
Here we go.
6.000
There goes another one.
7.392
Less of it every time you look.
7.983
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 1-15-1-2-3.
8.767
Another panel gone.
10.125
Look at the state of it.
10.725
That is Custard finished.
11.467
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
12.125
That is Old Gristle finished. Recent finishes: 1-15-1-2-3.
12.800
There goes another one.
14.117
You do not see that every day.
14.925
That is Thick Rick finished. Recent finishes: 9-4-4-3-3.
15.425
Another panel gone.
16.325
That is Pilot Light finished. Recent finishes: 2-5-8-4-8.
16.717
The floor is getting smaller.
17.725
In goes Stubbs.
18.000
Less of it every time you look.
19.125
The Heel is gone. Recent finishes: 3-8-8-6-7.
19.267
Another panel gone.
20.517
The floor is getting smaller.
21.758
Another panel gone.
21.892
Slapper is gone.
22.992
There goes another one.
24.217
You do not see that every day.
25.383
The Kidney is gone.
25.425
Extraordinary scenes.
26.617
The floor is getting smaller.
27.808
Another panel gone.
28.983
Another panel gone.
30.150
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
31.100
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
31.300
The floor is getting smaller.
32.450
There goes another one.
33.167
In goes Gravy.
33.583
There goes another one.
34.708
Another panel gone.
35.825
Another panel gone.
35.825
Tube Sock goes in.
36.925
The floor is getting smaller.
38.025
Another panel gone.
39.108
Extraordinary scenes.
40.192
Another panel gone.
40.217
Floppy Joe is gone.
41.258
Less of it every time you look.
42.317
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
43.150
Squish is gone.
43.375
No idea what happened there.
44.417
The floor is getting smaller.
45.450
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
46.475
The floor is getting smaller.
47.500
Another panel gone.
48.508
Another panel gone.
49.292
That is Crooked Pete finished.
49.508
Less of it every time you look.
50.508
Look at the state of it.
51.500
Another panel gone.
51.700
Radiator goes in.
52.475
There goes another one.
53.100
Down to the last two.
53.450
The floor is getting smaller.
54.417
Another panel gone.
55.375
Less of it every time you look.
56.325
Another panel gone.
56.442
Oh dear.
57.275
Extraordinary scenes.
57.842
The Coaster is gone.
58.208
The floor is getting smaller.
59.142
Absolute carnage.
59.308
Refried Ron takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Glass Crooked Pete 43.375 Crooked Pete 43.375
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 10 2/2 16
2 NOO The Noodles 10 2/2 14
3 PCK The Pucks 12 2/2 12
4 HEA Basement Heat 16 2/2 10
5 WET The Wet Socks 18 2/2 8
6 SFT The Soft Boys 21 2/2 6
7 LMP Lump Patrol 23 2/2 4
8 NUG The Nuggets 26 2/2 2
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
83 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 3-5-13-2-14.
11.52
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
104 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 13-11-12-15-16.
23.27
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
79 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 14-16-4-16-10.
27.95
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
91 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 2-16-8-15-7.
18.86
6
The Kidney The Beans
83 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 9-9-2-6-16.
13.87
5
Refried Ron The Beans
100 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 13-12-10-4-2.
9.73
4
Radiator Basement Heat
85 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 13-2-16-9-5.
15.46
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
89 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 6-7-2-16-8.
16.69
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
94 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 1-11-15-1-8.
11.87
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
95 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 13-16-11-5-1.
14.68
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
89 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 8-14-1-16-14.
17.17
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
88 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 16-14-10-11-13.
26.94
3
The Coaster The Pucks
85 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 8-3-5-3-1.
5.46
8
Slapper The Pucks
91 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 15-14-6-8-5.
21.65
21
Custard The Soft Boys
83 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 15-7-4-14-8.
16.14
2
Squish The Soft Boys
96 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 1-6-12-9-15.
12.04

Course preview

3 sections · 31 m
Smooth Descent Glass
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

The championship. Glass over the deepest pit on the network, with the lava climbing from the first minute. Nobody has ever outlasted it.

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