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Floor · Season 4 · Round 8

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
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Crawlspace wins at The Patio

Crawlspace took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the Basement Heat. Stubbs finished second. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 56.600 — 7 +6 0 2.9
2 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 54.592 — 10 +8 14 8.9
3 The Kidney BEA The Beans 50.175 — 6 +3 1 11.8
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 49.275 — 15 +11 12 11.9
5 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 45.650 — 9 +4 0 14.0
6 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 44.892 — 13 +7 0 14.3
7 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 43.908 — 2 -5 6 14.7
8 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 43.175 — 5 -3 15 15.4
9 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 40.858 — 3 -6 3 15.2
10 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 32.833 — 16 +6 6 19.2
11 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 31.883 — 8 -3 4 19.3
12 Slapper PCK The Pucks 31.558 — 14 +2 6 18.1
13 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 30.500 — 1 -12 5 18.7
14 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 29.425 — 11 -3 8 22.7
15 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 24.483 — 4 -11 10 18.5
16 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 15.592 — 12 -4 6 18.6
0.000
And we are away. Recent finishes: 3-5-5-7-3.
5.367
Butter Bean is right on the edge.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.517
There goes another one.
9.000
Less of it every time you look.
10.467
There goes another one.
10.975
Absolute carnage.
11.900
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
13.308
Less of it every time you look.
14.692
Less of it every time you look.
15.592
In goes Gravy. Recent finishes: 1-8-2-2-9.
16.058
Another panel gone.
17.400
Less of it every time you look.
18.717
Another panel gone.
20.017
That is the sport, right there.
21.292
Well, that was always going to happen.
22.550
You do not see that every day.
23.567
That is the sport, right there.
23.792
There goes another one.
24.967
Second Sock is gone.
25.008
The floor is getting smaller.
26.208
It is chaos out there.
27.400
The floor is getting smaller.
28.567
The floor is getting smaller.
29.425
The Lieutenant goes in.
29.717
There goes another one.
30.825
That is Big Randy finished.
30.850
And it all goes wrong.
31.967
There goes another one.
32.225
That is Slapper finished.
33.075
The floor is getting smaller.
33.625
Pilot Light is gone.
34.167
The floor is getting smaller.
35.025
That is Custard finished.
35.242
Less of it every time you look.
36.300
Oh dear.
37.350
The floor is getting smaller.
38.383
The floor is getting smaller.
39.400
Look at the state of it.
40.408
Another panel gone.
40.858
In goes The Heel. Recent finishes: 6-8-4-7-5.
41.408
And it all goes wrong.
42.392
The floor is getting smaller.
43.175
That is Butter Bean finished. Recent finishes: 4-2-6-5-8.
43.367
The floor is getting smaller.
44.325
The floor is getting smaller.
44.575
Floppy Joe goes in. Recent finishes: 7-7-6-7-5.
45.275
Less of it every time you look.
45.975
The Coaster goes in.
46.208
The floor is getting smaller.
47.142
The floor is getting smaller.
47.375
Lil Nugget is gone.
48.058
Another panel gone.
48.967
The floor is getting smaller.
49.275
Tender Greg is gone.
49.867
Less of it every time you look.
50.675
That is The Kidney finished.
50.750
Less of it every time you look.
51.625
You do not see that every day.
52.075
One panel each.
52.500
Less of it every time you look.
53.358
Less of it every time you look.
54.208
Another panel gone.
54.592
In goes Stubbs.
56.600
Crawlspace is the last one up.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 7 2/2 8
2 BEA The Beans 11 2/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 12 2/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 14 2/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 18 2/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 20 2/2 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 24 2/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 30 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
68 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 12-12-16-16-16.
33.94
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
85 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 13-11-9-2-14.
18.20
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
73 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 11-15-7-7-10.
23.54
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
82 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 8-4-15-11-2.
25.82
22
Butter Bean The Beans
63 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 15-15-16-5-10.
39.72
6
The Kidney The Beans
67 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 12-1-16-4-4.
12.86
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
78 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 4-1-6-15-9.
8.71
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
68 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 14-1-7-15-2.
22.32
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
60 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 13-13-13-16-5.
15.43
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
73 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 5-6-3-10-5.
9.76
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
70 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 15-15-13-15-13.
47.40
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
68 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 10-11-13-4-5.
8.88
3
The Coaster The Pucks
70 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 12-1-7-6-10.
8.83
8
Slapper The Pucks
66 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 13-1-9-12-6.
23.36
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
76 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 1-3-7-8-1.
7.44
21
Custard The Soft Boys
65 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 13-2-2-6-14.
8.32

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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