· Season 7 · Round 14
The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Gravy finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 2:19.856 | — | 9 | +8 | 9 | 11.2 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 2:22.100 | +2.24 | 1 | -1 | 14 | 10.6 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 2:28.483 | +8.63 | 5 | +2 | 6 | 11.1 |
| 4 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 2:41.473 | +21.62 | 11 | +7 | 12 | 10.2 |
| 5 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 2:41.912 | +22.06 | 13 | +8 | 7 | 10.9 |
| 6 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:44.366 | +24.51 | 16 | +10 | 7 | 10.8 |
| 7 | Long John | The Noodles | 2:48.588 | +28.73 | 10 | +3 | 12 | 11.0 |
| 8 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 2:51.816 | +31.96 | 14 | +6 | 8 | 11.4 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 2:55.438 | +35.58 | 8 | -1 | 3 | 11.3 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 3:19.038 | +59.18 | 2 | -8 | 2 | 10.2 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 3:19.316 | +59.46 | 4 | -7 | 9 | 9.9 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 3:20.489 | +60.63 | 7 | -5 | 4 | 8.4 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 3:46.261 | +86.41 | 6 | -7 | 3 | 9.2 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 3:53.389 | +93.53 | 3 | -11 | 12 | 10.4 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 4:17.655 | +117.80 | 15 | 0 | 1 | 18.8 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 4:23.871 | +124.02 | 12 | -4 | 11 | 15.1 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
3.900
The lead changes hands. Old Gristle.
7.433
Tender Greg finds trouble.
12.211
Squish has ground to a halt. That is 49 non-finishes in 177 career starts.
15.656
Pilot Light is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 8-7-16-13-3.
19.833
Up goes Wide Load.
24.556
Up goes Gravy.
29.011
Lil Nugget takes a knock.
31.561
Thick Rick has it.
33.900
That is Lil Nugget gone.
37.300
Wide Load takes it. Career record: 66 wins from 164, average finish 3.9.
43.100
That is a big one for Gravy. Averaging 9.7 contacts an event coming in.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Smooth | Second Sock | 1.594 | Old Gristle 1.583 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Old Gristle | 4.706 | Thick Rick 2.744 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Old Gristle | 6.511 | Pilot Light 1.661 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Thick Rick | 8.583 | Thick Rick 1.727 |
| The Drops | Smooth | Thick Rick | 10.872 | Thick Rick 2.289 |
| Peg Field | Metal | Thick Rick | 13.639 | Wide Load 2.489 |
| The Pinball Table | Hard | Thick Rick | 15.306 | Wide Load 1.594 |
| Collision Funnel | Carpet | Thick Rick | 17.122 | Wide Load 1.711 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Thick Rick | 19.622 | Gravy 2.495 |
| Barrier Run | Metal | Thick Rick | 23.528 | Gravy 3.622 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Thick Rick | 25.578 | Wide Load 1.850 |
| Bounce Pads | Slick | Thick Rick | 28.383 | Wide Load 2.316 |
| S-Bend | Hard | Thick Rick | 30.822 | Wide Load 1.978 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Thick Rick | 33.317 | Wide Load 2.217 |
| The Funnel | Carpet | Thick Rick | 34.561 | Thick Rick 1.244 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 10 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Noodles | 12 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 14 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 15 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Lump Patrol | 17 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Nuggets | 19 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 23 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 26 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared4
Radiator
Basement Heat · HOME
164 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-15-6-11-3.
75.91
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · HOME
162 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 12-6-2-6-5.
64.51
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · HOME
172 starts, 10 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 2-6-4-16-2.
8.21
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · HOME
162 starts, 12 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 2-10-4-2-3.
16.93
Course preview
50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Hard
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Hard
7m
↓8°
Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.
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