Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 7 · Round 20

The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race

Nan's Landing · The Banister Classic · 659 m · 16 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Pinch points Uphill section Peg chaos Slick floor Curve heavy
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Puck Yeah wins at Nan's Landing

Puck Yeah took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. 2 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:46.490 3 +2 12 8.5
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:46.983 +0.49 11 +9 9 10.5
3 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:53.172 +6.68 13 +10 12 8.2
4 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:56.278 +9.79 14 +10 14 9.7
5 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:57.649 +11.16 15 +10 8 9.4
6 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:58.206 +11.72 4 -2 12 8.9
7 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:59.094 +12.60 8 +1 10 9.6
8 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:59.511 +13.02 12 +4 8 8.6
9 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:01.561 +15.07 16 +7 11 8.6
10 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:02.167 +15.68 10 0 16 8.6
11 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:03.433 +16.94 2 -9 14 8.4
Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:03.701 +17.21 5 -7 15 9.3
13 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:04.394 +17.90 6 -7 12 8.8
14 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:04.479 +17.99 1 -13 9 9.4
15 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:05.928 +19.44 9 -6 11 8.2
16 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:10.288 +23.80 7 -9 15 9.4
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 10.8 contacts an event coming in.
4.167
Chunk has the lead.
8.033
The Coaster is coming through.
12.611
Absolute carnage.
17.456
The Heel is airborne. Recent finishes: 6-3-8-8-6.
21.000
That is the sport, right there.
25.006
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
29.572
Lil Nugget is airborne. Recent finishes: 2-6-4-16-7.
35.478
That is a big one for The Heel. Averaging 8.9 contacts an event coming in.
36.100
Here comes The Coaster. Recent finishes: 1-8-2-6-1.
39.100
It is Puck Yeah!
45.328
That is a big one for Squish.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet The Heel 1.594 Chunk 1.572
Smooth Descent Carpet Chunk 4.417 Puck Yeah 2.428
Sweeping Curve Metal The Coaster 12.772 The Coaster 8.322
Smooth Descent Hard The Coaster 15.011 The Coaster 2.239
The Drops Carpet The Coaster 16.417 The Coaster 1.406
The Spiral Soft fabric The Coaster 17.828 The Coaster 1.411
Laundry Chute Carpet The Coaster 21.328 Squish 2.283
Rotating Drum Smooth The Coaster 24.144 The Unit 2.694
Narrow Pipe Carpet The Coaster 26.228 The Coaster 2.084
The Drops Smooth The Coaster 28.533 Thick Rick 2.017
Stairwell Smooth The Coaster 32.922 The Heel 2.194
Carpet Flat Carpet The Coaster 36.294 Thick Rick 3.150
Tight Curve Smooth The Coaster 39.100 Thick Rick 0.978
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 3 1/2 8
2 BEA The Beans 13 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 16 1/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 18 2/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 19 2/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 21 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 22 2/2 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 24 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · HOME
155 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 13-15-13-6-9.
84.58
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · HOME
179 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 3-12-6-5-6.
38.23
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
169 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-8-5-7-7.
28.89
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
171 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-9-5-10-7.
30.70
22
Butter Bean The Beans
171 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-7-12-10-8.
74.25
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
168 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 10-6-8-2-5.
46.10
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
169 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 7-16-13-3-7.
148.84
1
The Unit Basement Heat
176 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 9-9-7-7-7.
40.49
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
170 starts, 13 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 8-1-6-2-2.
21.13
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
180 starts, 11 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 4-2-5-4-2.
7.02
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · HOME
183 starts, 58 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 8-2-1-3-3.
6.01
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · HOME
155 starts, 40 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-12-3-1-1.
7.48
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
177 starts, 89 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 4-1-14-1-11.
5.12
3
The Coaster The Pucks
177 starts, 82 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-15-2-3.
4.41
2
Squish The Soft Boys · HOME
175 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 4-15-4-4-3.
36.45
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · HOME
160 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 15-4-5-13-4.
34.70

Course preview

45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.

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