Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 7 · Round 26

The Service Core — Team Pack Race

Chute Tower · The Service Core · 735 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Honey Mustard survives to win

Honey Mustard took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Crooked Pete finished second. 14 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:32.722 15 +14 8 14.1
2 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:38.217 +5.50 14 +12 12 14.3
Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 2:39.999 +7.28 12 +9 14 11.5
4 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:42.694 +9.97 5 +1 11 13.9
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 2:44.016 +11.29 13 +8 17 14.7
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:50.500 +17.78 11 +5 11 11.8
Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 2:51.911 +19.19 1 -6 14 12.1
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:53.077 +20.36 10 +2 3 13.6
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 3:01.261 +28.54 8 -1 3 23.0
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:06.278 +33.56 2 -8 2 22.2
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:14.795 +42.07 16 +5 11 10.6
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 3:39.749 +67.03 9 -3 3 22.8
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:44.788 +72.07 6 -7 21 13.8
Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:48.872 +76.15 3 -11 8 11.7
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 4:13.849 +101.13 4 -11 10 13.9
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 4:23.994 +111.27 7 -9 7 12.1
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 10.8 contacts an event coming in.
6.128
Oh dear.
9.583
And it all goes wrong. Averaging 9.7 contacts an event coming in.
13.000
Butter Bean gets air. Recent finishes: 7-9-5-16-3.
16.539
Pilot Light is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 4-8-9-11-4.
20.111
Damp Kevin is completely off the deck.
23.900
Old Gristle is airborne.
27.061
Honey Mustard has it. Recent finishes: 2-14-5-2-4.
28.072
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
31.472
Honey Mustard wins it.
36.622
Oh dear.
42.578
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Crooked Pete 1.594 Honey Mustard 1.578
Smooth Descent Metal Crooked Pete 4.533 Stubbs 2.428
Sweeping Curve Hard The Lieutenant 5.800 Old Gristle 1.266
Smooth Descent Soft fabric The Lieutenant 7.717 The Coaster 1.706
The Drops Metal Honey Mustard 9.222 The Coaster 1.211
Peg Field Metal Honey Mustard 10.594 Old Gristle 1.344
The Pinball Table Metal Honey Mustard 11.883 Old Gristle 1.228
Collision Funnel Metal Old Gristle 19.217 Old Gristle 7.145
Smooth Descent Metal Old Gristle 21.222 Honey Mustard 1.994
Barrier Run Soft fabric Old Gristle 22.767 Honey Mustard 1.495
Sweeping Curve Hard Old Gristle 24.689 Old Gristle 1.922
Bounce Pads Metal Old Gristle 26.194 Butter Bean 1.411
Laundry Chute Metal Old Gristle 28.694 Butter Bean 2.061
Narrow Pipe Carpet Honey Mustard 30.061 Butter Bean 0.989
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 8 1/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 11 0/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 11 1/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 17 0/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 18 0/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 21 0/2 3
7 LMP Lump Patrol 23 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 27 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
184 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-5-7-6-5.
29.21
1
Big Randy The Noodles
176 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-7-15-5-7.
47.43
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · HOME
172 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-8-6-8-8.
20.16
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
180 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-1-8-5-10.
21.98
22
Butter Bean The Beans
176 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-6-7-12-7.
52.02
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
171 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-6-7-10-6.
21.75
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
175 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-2-5-8-4.
51.10
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
176 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-5-11-8-8.
32.96
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
175 starts, 14 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 2-4-3-1-11.
9.33
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
171 starts, 14 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 2-4-3-1-2.
6.03
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
184 starts, 46 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 3-1-15-1-2.
7.94
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
177 starts, 49 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 3-11-1-2-13.
7.88
3
The Coaster The Pucks · HOME
182 starts, 84 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-8-2-6-1.
5.95
8
Slapper The Pucks · HOME
178 starts, 79 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 1-2-3-9-1.
7.62
2
Squish The Soft Boys
180 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 4-14-3-10-4.
38.58
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
166 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 4-16-3-2-13.
42.47

Course preview

49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.

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