Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 7 · Round 28

The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent

The Basement · The Concrete Mile · 611 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Puck Yeah wins at The Basement

Puck Yeah took The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. Honey Mustard finished second. 1 competitor failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 1:58.373 6 +5 3 9.9
2 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:14.628 +16.26 5 +3 6 10.3
Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:18.956 +20.58 4 +1 9 10.4
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:21.016 +22.64 3 -1 7 9.6
5 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:22.038 +23.67 8 +3 7 11.2
6 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:22.495 +24.12 1 -5 12 9.1
7 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:26.345 +27.97 7 0 4 9.4
8 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:28.905 +30.53 2 -6 5 9.2
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 10.9 contacts an event coming in.
3.767
And it's Puck Yeah in front now.
7.972
Gravy gets air.
11.528
That is the sport, right there. Recent finishes: 6-1-2-14-5.
16.033
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
20.078
Oh dear.
24.033
That is the sport, right there.
27.100
Puck Yeah is going to win this.
29.294
Yolk gets air. Recent finishes: 3-3-6-12-3.
32.694
Puck Yeah takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth Sweaty Gerald 1.950 Puck Yeah 1.939
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 4.472 Gravy 2.355
Sweeping Curve Smooth Gravy 7.033 Gravy 2.411
Smooth Descent Hard Gravy 9.122 Sweaty Gerald 1.911
The Drops Carpet Sweaty Gerald 11.206 Puck Yeah 1.700
Peg Field Smooth Puck Yeah 13.739 Puck Yeah 2.489
The Pinball Table Hard Puck Yeah 15.572 Puck Yeah 1.833
Collision Funnel Hard Puck Yeah 18.483 Puck Yeah 2.911
Smooth Descent Smooth Puck Yeah 20.161 Gravy 1.655
Barrier Run Smooth Puck Yeah 23.667 Yolk 3.266
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 25.978 Gravy 2.255
Bounce Pads Smooth Puck Yeah 27.111 Gravy 1.111
Carpet Flat Smooth Puck Yeah 29.317 Puck Yeah 2.206
Fabric Run Smooth Puck Yeah 30.100 Puck Yeah 0.783
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 2 1/1 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 3 0/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 BEA The Beans 5 1/1 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 6 1/1 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 7 1/1 2
8 NOO The Noodles 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
176 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-7-15-5-7.
31.78
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
181 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 4-6-1-8-5.
17.40
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · HOME
172 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 10-7-6-7-10.
23.47
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · HOME
176 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-5-11-8-8.
25.65
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · HOME
171 starts, 14 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 2-4-3-1-2.
4.58
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
161 starts, 41 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 12-3-10-1-2.
5.04
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
182 starts, 92 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-1-2-8-1.
2.17
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
182 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 4-3-9-4-12.
10.80

Course preview

41 sections · 611 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

The classic Basement descent, run end to end. Fast, hard, and entirely unforgiving of a bad line — and long enough that a bad line has time to cost you twice. The floor was laid in a single pour with a two-degree fall nobody planned, which is why everything drifts left and why the left wall has been repainted four times.

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