Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 7 · Round 29

The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race

Nan's Landing · The Banister Classic · 659 m · 16 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Pinch points Uphill section Peg chaos Slick floor Curve heavy
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Old Gristle wins at Nan's Landing

Old Gristle took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Slapper finished second. 1 competitor failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:40.661 10 +9 11 9.3
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:51.382 +10.72 7 +5 12 9.5
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:53.833 +13.17 4 +1 10 9.8
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:55.589 +14.93 5 +1 6 19.3
5 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:55.995 +15.33 9 +4 14 10.9
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:05.544 +24.88 11 +5 10 9.0
7 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:05.577 +24.92 1 -6 13 8.7
8 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:05.983 +25.32 3 -5 9 8.8
9 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:07.544 +26.88 2 -7 13 10.3
10 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:07.900 +27.24 16 +6 12 9.5
11 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 3:09.034 +28.37 8 -3 14 9.2
12 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:09.234 +28.57 14 +2 6 9.2
13 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:10.938 +30.28 6 -7 10 8.6
14 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:14.111 +33.45 12 -2 11 8.2
15 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:14.645 +33.98 15 0 3 8.0
16 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:17.145 +36.48 13 -3 11 9.0
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
4.833
Puck Yeah has the lead. Career record: 96 wins from 189, average finish 3.1.
13.361
No idea what happened there.
18.872
Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Recent finishes: 3-7-2-1-2.
22.522
Slapper gets air. Recent finishes: 1-12-3-1-1.
28.056
They will not want to see that again.
32.033
Butter Bean is making ground. Recent finishes: 4-7-3-7-9.
37.272
Slapper finds trouble. Averaging 8.5 contacts an event coming in.
37.539
Old Gristle is going to win this.
40.672
It is Old Gristle!
44.222
Big Randy takes a knock.
48.033
Extraordinary scenes.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet Big Randy 1.589 Thick Rick 1.578
Smooth Descent Carpet Old Gristle 4.561 Puck Yeah 2.378
Sweeping Curve Metal Puck Yeah 12.906 Puck Yeah 8.267
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 15.172 Puck Yeah 2.266
The Drops Carpet Puck Yeah 16.528 Puck Yeah 1.356
The Spiral Soft fabric Puck Yeah 17.994 Puck Yeah 1.466
Laundry Chute Carpet Puck Yeah 19.961 Puck Yeah 1.967
Rotating Drum Smooth Old Gristle 24.267 Old Gristle 2.295
Narrow Pipe Carpet Old Gristle 27.467 The Unit 2.350
The Drops Smooth Old Gristle 30.450 Tender Greg 2.028
Stairwell Smooth Old Gristle 35.411 Slapper 1.861
Carpet Flat Carpet Old Gristle 38.872 Honey Mustard 2.716
Tight Curve Smooth Old Gristle 40.539 Squish 1.144
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 6 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 6 1/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 13 2/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 18 2/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 20 2/2 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 23 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 25 2/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 25 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · HOME
177 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 9-5-7-15-5.
54.56
7
Long John The Noodles · HOME
189 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-4-7-7-5.
25.23
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
174 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-15-6-8-6.
48.25
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
177 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 9-6-3-8-8.
26.88
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
172 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 10-7-6-7-10.
41.18
22
Butter Bean The Beans
179 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 3-13-3-7-6.
46.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
176 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 16-8-2-5-8.
105.62
1
The Unit Basement Heat
185 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 1-7-6-3-8.
24.23
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
171 starts, 14 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 2-4-3-1-2.
5.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
181 starts, 14 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 7-1-5-6-2.
30.38
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · HOME
161 starts, 41 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 12-3-10-1-2.
10.24
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · HOME
185 starts, 46 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 3-3-1-15-1.
6.49
8
Slapper The Pucks
179 starts, 80 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 1-1-2-3-9.
5.36
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
183 starts, 92 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 10-1-1-2-8.
4.55
2
Squish The Soft Boys · HOME
181 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 14-4-14-3-10.
58.86
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · HOME
168 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 4-7-4-16-3.
32.98

Course preview

45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.

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