· Season 7 · Round 29
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race
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Old Gristle wins at Nan's Landing
Old Gristle took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Slapper finished second. 1 competitor failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 2:40.661 | — | 10 | +9 | 11 | 9.3 |
| 2 | Slapper | The Pucks | 2:51.382 | +10.72 | 7 | +5 | 12 | 9.5 |
| 3 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 2:53.833 | +13.17 | 4 | +1 | 10 | 9.8 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 2:55.589 | +14.93 | 5 | +1 | 6 | 19.3 |
| 5 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 2:55.995 | +15.33 | 9 | +4 | 14 | 10.9 |
| 6 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:05.544 | +24.88 | 11 | +5 | 10 | 9.0 |
| 7 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:05.577 | +24.92 | 1 | -6 | 13 | 8.7 |
| 8 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:05.983 | +25.32 | 3 | -5 | 9 | 8.8 |
| 9 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 3:07.544 | +26.88 | 2 | -7 | 13 | 10.3 |
| 10 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:07.900 | +27.24 | 16 | +6 | 12 | 9.5 |
| 11 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 3:09.034 | +28.37 | 8 | -3 | 14 | 9.2 |
| 12 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:09.234 | +28.57 | 14 | +2 | 6 | 9.2 |
| 13 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 3:10.938 | +30.28 | 6 | -7 | 10 | 8.6 |
| 14 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 3:14.111 | +33.45 | 12 | -2 | 11 | 8.2 |
| 15 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:14.645 | +33.98 | 15 | 0 | 3 | 8.0 |
| 16 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:17.145 | +36.48 | 13 | -3 | 11 | 9.0 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
4.833
Puck Yeah has the lead. Career record: 96 wins from 189, average finish 3.1.
13.361
No idea what happened there.
18.872
Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Recent finishes: 3-7-2-1-2.
22.522
Slapper gets air. Recent finishes: 1-12-3-1-1.
28.056
They will not want to see that again.
32.033
Butter Bean is making ground. Recent finishes: 4-7-3-7-9.
37.272
Slapper finds trouble. Averaging 8.5 contacts an event coming in.
37.539
Old Gristle is going to win this.
40.672
It is Old Gristle!
44.222
Big Randy takes a knock.
48.033
Extraordinary scenes.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Big Randy | 1.589 | Thick Rick 1.578 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Old Gristle | 4.561 | Puck Yeah 2.378 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Puck Yeah | 12.906 | Puck Yeah 8.267 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Puck Yeah | 15.172 | Puck Yeah 2.266 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 16.528 | Puck Yeah 1.356 |
| The Spiral | Soft fabric | Puck Yeah | 17.994 | Puck Yeah 1.466 |
| Laundry Chute | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 19.961 | Puck Yeah 1.967 |
| Rotating Drum | Smooth | Old Gristle | 24.267 | Old Gristle 2.295 |
| Narrow Pipe | Carpet | Old Gristle | 27.467 | The Unit 2.350 |
| The Drops | Smooth | Old Gristle | 30.450 | Tender Greg 2.028 |
| Stairwell | Smooth | Old Gristle | 35.411 | Slapper 1.861 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Old Gristle | 38.872 | Honey Mustard 2.716 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Old Gristle | 40.539 | Squish 1.144 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 6 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 6 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 13 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 18 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 20 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 23 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 25 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 25 | 2/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · HOME
185 starts, 46 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 3-3-1-15-1.
6.49
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · HOME
181 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 14-4-14-3-10.
58.86
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · HOME
168 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 4-7-4-16-3.
32.98
Course preview
45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.
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