Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 7 · Round 41

The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race

The Basement · The Boiler Run · 743 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win

Wide Load took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Tender Greg finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:16.367 14 +13 2 18.9
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 2:34.539 +18.17 3 +1 11 11.4
3 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2:38.301 +21.93 10 +7 10 10.9
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 2:38.350 +21.98 11 +7 11 11.3
5 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:40.918 +24.55 5 0 9 10.3
6 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:42.267 +25.90 13 +7 11 11.1
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:43.917 +27.55 16 +9 7 10.9
Tube Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 2:46.911 +30.54 12 +4 10 9.3
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:49.178 +32.81 6 -3 7 8.9
10 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:51.733 +35.37 1 -9 7 10.3
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:54.083 +37.72 15 +4 8 12.3
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:04.194 +47.83 8 -4 10 11.0
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:04.378 +48.01 2 -11 4 10.5
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:44.511 +88.14 4 -10 3 10.8
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:45.100 +88.73 9 -6 4 9.6
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 4:26.472 +130.11 7 -9 4 10.6
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
5.078
Up goes Puck Yeah. Recent finishes: 2-2-5-1-10.
9.867
Chunk is completely off the deck.
13.311
That is a big one for Honey Mustard.
16.939
Up goes Floppy Joe. Recent finishes: 7-6-15-11-7.
20.517
Well, that was always going to happen.
24.033
Look at that.
27.994
Big air for Puck Yeah.
29.089
Puck Yeah has it.
31.856
Big air for Chunk.
35.256
Wide Load takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth Lil Nugget 1.589 Puck Yeah 1.572
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 4.678 Old Gristle 2.661
Sweeping Curve Hard Puck Yeah 6.333 Crawlspace 1.623
Smooth Descent Smooth Puck Yeah 8.583 Chunk 1.772
The Drops Smooth Puck Yeah 10.489 Puck Yeah 1.906
Peg Field Metal Puck Yeah 12.811 Lil Nugget 2.206
The Pinball Table Hard Puck Yeah 14.439 Puck Yeah 1.628
Collision Funnel Carpet Puck Yeah 16.294 Chunk 1.845
Smooth Descent Smooth Puck Yeah 18.722 Lil Nugget 2.406
Barrier Run Metal Puck Yeah 22.267 Puck Yeah 3.545
Sweeping Curve Hard Puck Yeah 24.172 Puck Yeah 1.905
Bounce Pads Slick Puck Yeah 26.739 Chunk 2.295
S-Bend Hard Puck Yeah 28.933 Chunk 2.044
Tight Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 31.156 Chunk 2.161
The Funnel Carpet Puck Yeah 32.089 Chunk 0.911
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 11 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 12 0/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 12 1/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 15 0/2 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 18 1/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 19 0/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 23 0/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 26 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
170 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 4-6-5-8-16.
48.85
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
194 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-5-2-8-6.
26.43
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
191 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-7-7-6-8.
38.84
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
188 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-7-8-5-14.
61.83
6
The Kidney The Beans · HOME
191 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-8-7-7-15.
43.88
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · HOME
182 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-8-6-13-5.
121.06
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · HOME
188 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-2-4-6-2.
39.26
4
Radiator Basement Heat · HOME
183 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 10-4-4-4-16.
51.18
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · HOME
194 starts, 11 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 5-6-2-5-4.
8.39
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · HOME
180 starts, 16 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 1-5-3-2-6.
6.48
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
197 starts, 63 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-2-1-1-2.
3.57
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
194 starts, 49 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 14-1-1-2-15.
14.61
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
193 starts, 97 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 12-2-1-4-1.
5.17
4
Wide Load The Pucks
175 starts, 70 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-2-8-1-3.
9.71
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
178 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 9-3-2-11-3.
38.89
2
Squish The Soft Boys
188 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 3-14-3-16-6.
51.78

Course preview

50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.

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