Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 7 · Round 44

The Service Core — Team Pack Race

Chute Tower · The Service Core · 735 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win

The Lieutenant took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Puck Yeah finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. The Soft Boys took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 8:26.077 8 +7 50 13.4
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 8:27.262 +1.19 5 +3 43 14.4
3 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 9:09.401 +43.32 6 +3 46 14.9
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 9:22.833 +56.76 16 +12 45 14.4
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 9:27.139 +61.06 2 -3 44 13.4
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 9:40.955 +74.88 10 +4 51 15.1
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 9:42.127 +76.05 12 +5 17 21.2
The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 9:45.810 +79.73 14 +6 43 13.2
9 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 9:49.094 +83.02 11 +2 42 12.1
10 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 9:59.839 +93.76 3 -7 45 15.1
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:02.445 +96.37 4 -7 46 12.3
Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 10:09.860 +103.78 1 -11 43 12.7
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 10:17.705 +111.63 15 +2 54 12.0
Tube Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 10:26.978 +120.90 7 -7 19 19.1
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 10:46.561 +140.48 13 -2 21 16.7
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 11:18.950 +172.87 9 -7 15 22.9
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 11.0 contacts an event coming in.
8.033
Puck Yeah is coming through. Recent finishes: 2-11-2-2-5.
12.044
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 7-4-4-1-9.
15.461
The Heel gets air.
19.333
Look at that.
23.878
The Coaster finds trouble. Averaging 8.4 contacts an event coming in.
28.256
Chunk gets air. Recent finishes: 1-2-12-1-7.
32.033
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
35.578
That is the sport, right there.
39.189
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
42.617
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
46.039
Sweaty Gerald finds trouble.
49.961
And it all goes wrong.
54.139
Big air for The Unit.
1:01.733
Puck Yeah gets air.
1:06.794
Custard is completely off the deck.
1:10.272
The Kidney takes a knock.
1:13.728
Up goes Sweaty Gerald.
1:18.228
Tender Greg is completely off the deck.
1:22.067
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:25.483
Puck Yeah is completely off the deck.
1:29.672
That is the sport, right there.
1:33.189
And Lil Nugget takes flight.
1:37.078
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:40.628
Right into it goes Puck Yeah.
1:44.117
It is chaos out there.
1:47.550
The Kidney gets air.
1:51.417
And The Lieutenant takes flight.
1:55.000
Big air for The Lieutenant.
1:59.383
Sweaty Gerald is completely off the deck.
2:02.978
The Kidney gets air.
2:04.667
Puck Yeah has it.
2:06.539
They will not want to see that again.
2:09.939
The Lieutenant wins it.
2:14.000
You do not see that every day.
2:17.567
They will not want to see that again.
2:25.061
Right into it goes The Heel.
2:39.483
Floppy Joe takes a knock.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Pilot Light 1.567 Pilot Light 1.567
Smooth Descent Metal Honey Mustard 5.067 Puck Yeah 2.895
Sweeping Curve Metal Custard 7.922 Tender Greg 2.544
Smooth Descent Metal Custard 11.194 Lil Nugget 3.133
The Drops Metal Custard 12.950 Tender Greg 1.684
Peg Field Hard Custard 14.250 Custard 1.300
The Pinball Table Slick Custard 16.056 Puck Yeah 1.756
Collision Funnel Hard Custard 17.011 Puck Yeah 0.872
Smooth Descent Hard Custard 18.778 Puck Yeah 1.367
Barrier Run Smooth Puck Yeah 20.122 Puck Yeah 1.133
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 21.428 Puck Yeah 1.306
Bounce Pads Smooth Puck Yeah 24.367 Honey Mustard 2.322
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Puck Yeah 27.922 The Lieutenant 3.095
Narrow Pipe Metal Puck Yeah 30.667 Tube Sock 1.878
The Drops Metal Puck Yeah 32.289 Tube Sock 1.550
Rotating Drum Metal Puck Yeah 33.661 The Coaster 1.333
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Puck Yeah 35.417 The Coaster 1.728
The Washboard Metal Puck Yeah 37.283 The Coaster 1.483
Slick Floor Slick Puck Yeah 39.172 Honey Mustard 1.483
S-Bend Smooth Puck Yeah 42.278 Honey Mustard 1.456
Tight Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 49.206 The Heel 2.656
The Funnel Smooth Puck Yeah 51.672 Puck Yeah 2.466
Narrow Pipe Metal Puck Yeah 54.117 Puck Yeah 2.445
The Gauntlet Smooth Puck Yeah 56.133 Puck Yeah 2.016
The Hairpin Smooth Puck Yeah 59.922 Puck Yeah 3.789
Split Route Smooth Puck Yeah 1:01.517 Puck Yeah 1.595
The Spiral Metal Puck Yeah 1:04.483 Long John 2.022
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Puck Yeah 1:17.767 Puck Yeah 13.284
Rotating Drum Metal Puck Yeah 1:20.011 Custard 1.300
Narrow Pipe Metal Puck Yeah 1:23.900 Custard 1.433
The Drops Metal Puck Yeah 1:25.550 Custard 1.367
Peg Field Hard Puck Yeah 1:26.822 Custard 1.239
The Pinball Table Slick Puck Yeah 1:28.789 The Lieutenant 1.700
Collision Funnel Hard Puck Yeah 1:29.794 The Lieutenant 0.850
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 1:31.517 The Lieutenant 1.339
Barrier Run Smooth Puck Yeah 1:32.917 The Lieutenant 1.106
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 1:34.783 Puck Yeah 1.866
Bounce Pads Smooth Puck Yeah 1:36.872 The Lieutenant 1.539
Bounce Pads Smooth Puck Yeah 1:38.517 The Lieutenant 1.389
The Gap Hard Puck Yeah 1:40.228 Custard 1.578
The Drops Hard Puck Yeah 1:41.606 Tender Greg 1.244
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 1:43.572 Tender Greg 1.906
The Washboard Hard Puck Yeah 1:47.061 The Lieutenant 2.672
Big Air Metal Puck Yeah 1:51.344 The Lieutenant 3.483
Smooth Descent Smooth Puck Yeah 1:55.567 The Lieutenant 2.100
Sweeping Curve Metal Puck Yeah 1:58.661 The Unit 2.339
Final Sprint Metal Puck Yeah 2:01.194 The Lieutenant 2.478
Target Zone Carpet Puck Yeah 2:05.322 The Kidney 1.395
Exit Gate Metal Puck Yeah 2:07.667 The Kidney 1.433
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 SFT The Soft Boys 7 1/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 12 0/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 16 1/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 18 0/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 18 1/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 21 0/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 21 1/2 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 23 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
174 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-1-8-6-4.
30.67
7
Long John The Noodles
197 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-6-6-6-5.
24.22
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
195 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 8-5-7-5-5.
34.93
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · HOME
186 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 8-5-7-8-8.
26.87
6
The Kidney The Beans
194 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-7-8-7-8.
39.61
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
185 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-8-8-8-8.
64.27
1
The Unit Basement Heat
195 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-4-6-7-4.
27.17
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
188 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-7-4-5-9.
42.41
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
183 starts, 17 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-14-1-1-5.
9.56
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
197 starts, 13 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-1-1-5-6.
6.80
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
201 starts, 63 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-16-5-4-1.
8.85
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
187 starts, 52 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-4-1-1-7.
7.25
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · HOME
197 starts, 98 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-10-3-2-12.
7.90
3
The Coaster The Pucks · HOME
195 starts, 87 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-3-2-2-1.
5.65
21
Custard The Soft Boys
191 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 4-2-3-3-3.
16.40
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
180 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 4-3-9-3-2.
31.43

Course preview

49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.

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