Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 7 · Round 8

The Service Core — Team Pack Race

Chute Tower · The Service Core · 735 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win

The Lieutenant took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Old Gristle finished second. 14 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:08.134 16 +15 9 13.9
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:30.994 +22.86 3 +1 13 13.0
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 2:32.944 +24.81 4 +1 11 13.7
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 2:37.339 +29.21 13 +9 8 13.8
5 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:39.350 +31.22 15 +10 11 10.9
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 2:41.978 +33.84 11 +5 14 11.3
7 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:44.895 +36.76 12 +5 17 11.4
Tube Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 2:45.161 +37.03 1 -7 11 10.4
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:45.611 +37.48 5 -4 12 11.7
The Heel INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 2:47.638 +39.50 9 -1 12 14.2
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:54.967 +46.83 8 -3 3 22.7
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:09.140 +61.01 2 -10 13 10.9
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:21.717 +73.58 7 -6 13 12.8
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:22.744 +74.61 14 0 14 12.6
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:40.650 +92.52 6 -9 14 14.0
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 4:12.762 +124.63 10 -6 3 13.3
0.017
Absolute carnage.
4.300
The lead changes hands. The Lieutenant. Career record: 46 wins from 168, average finish 3.9.
8.033
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 5-1-10-4-7.
11.650
It is chaos out there.
15.211
Refried Ron gets hit hard. Averaging 11.1 contacts an event coming in.
19.011
Big air for Honey Mustard.
22.683
Big air for Thick Rick. Recent finishes: 12-4-2-10-4.
27.989
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Recent finishes: 13-3-3-5-2.
28.472
The Lieutenant has it.
31.389
They are going to the line together.
34.789
It is The Lieutenant!
38.644
Extraordinary scenes.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Crooked Pete 1.594 The Lieutenant 1.578
Smooth Descent Metal The Lieutenant 4.367 Old Gristle 2.372
Sweeping Curve Hard The Lieutenant 5.694 Old Gristle 1.262
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Slapper 7.672 Puck Yeah 1.711
The Drops Metal Old Gristle 9.422 Squish 1.356
Peg Field Metal Old Gristle 10.900 Squish 1.194
The Pinball Table Metal Old Gristle 12.183 Squish 1.150
Collision Funnel Metal Old Gristle 18.489 Old Gristle 6.306
Smooth Descent Metal Old Gristle 20.422 The Lieutenant 1.923
Barrier Run Soft fabric Old Gristle 23.167 Squish 1.539
Sweeping Curve Hard Old Gristle 25.967 Squish 2.139
Bounce Pads Metal Old Gristle 27.689 Squish 1.500
Laundry Chute Metal Old Gristle 30.417 The Lieutenant 2.167
Narrow Pipe Carpet The Lieutenant 31.472 The Lieutenant 0.955
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 3 0/2 8
2 SFT The Soft Boys 7 0/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 14 1/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 18 0/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 19 1/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 20 0/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 27 0/2 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 28 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
168 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-4-6-5-6.
23.83
1
Big Randy The Noodles
161 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-8-2-4-9.
22.72
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · HOME
162 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-6-7-7-5.
28.49
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
160 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-7-4-6-5.
24.02
5
Refried Ron The Beans
158 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-11-8-8-8.
54.39
22
Butter Bean The Beans
159 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 14-5-8-8-8.
34.95
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
159 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 6-5-7-12-6.
48.12
4
Radiator Basement Heat
159 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 4-6-8-5-7.
35.85
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
160 starts, 12 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-2-3-6-3.
20.51
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
159 starts, 13 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 4-2-11-3-2.
8.43
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
164 starts, 44 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 7-3-2-1-1.
6.61
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
165 starts, 41 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-7-1-4-16.
11.73
8
Slapper The Pucks · HOME
161 starts, 75 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 1-13-3-2-1.
6.96
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · HOME
168 starts, 86 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 1-1-12-3-1.
4.10
21
Custard The Soft Boys
164 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 2-5-3-7-4.
16.12
2
Squish The Soft Boys
163 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 3-10-7-14-4.
35.65

Course preview

49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.

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