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Derby · Season 6 · Round 12

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Tube Sock survives to win

Tube Sock took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. The Unit finished second. 14 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:18.717 — 4 +3 17 10.7
2 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:21.200 +2.48 7 +5 24 10.7
— The Heel RUNNING WET The Wet Socks — — 3 0 13 10.2
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +11 22 11.2
— The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 0 21 10.3
— Gravy WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 +5 24 11.3
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 -1 13 10.7
— Thick Rick RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 9 +1 22 11.4
— Custard RUNNING SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +7 15 11.1
— Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 +4 15 11.1
— Long John RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 2 -9 6 10.0
— Floppy Joe RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 1 -11 5 10.2
— Lil Nugget RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -3 15 10.6
— The Coaster RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 13 -1 14 10.8
— Pilot Light RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -7 4 9.8
— The Lieutenant RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 -4 3 11.2
2.267
The Coaster is losing bits.
7.050
Lil Nugget goes to the front. Career record: 11 wins from 186, average finish 4.7.
11.725
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 2-6-4-16-7.
16.592
Floppy Joe leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 5-7-5-14-5.
21.750
Stopped, and in the way.
26.833
There goes a piece of Gravy. Recent finishes: 3-10-1-2-2.
31.092
Squish leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 4-14-3-10-4.
39.658
That was always going to happen.
43.900
They will not want to see that again.
49.367
Pilot Light is going nowhere.
55.517
And it all goes wrong.
1:00.050
Thick Rick is on the move.
1:04.883
Stopped, and in the way.
1:10.050
Look at The Unit go.
1:15.358
There goes a piece of Thick Rick.
1:20.050
They felt that in the back row.
1:25.583
The Kidney is losing bits.
1:30.042
Thick Rick leaves something behind.
1:37.683
That is real damage.
1:41.533
That is Gravy taking Slapper with them.
1:49.833
Lil Nugget has stalled.
1:54.175
Gravy is out.
1:55.675
The Unit has put Refried Ron out.
1:57.175
That is Tube Sock taking The Kidney with them.
2:08.492
That has come off.
2:10.467
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:22.525
Oh, that is a big one.
2:28.133
The Heel has stalled.
2:39.533
They felt that in the back row.
2:50.117
This is the last of it.
3:06.383
The Unit is losing bits.
3:15.717
Tube Sock is coming to the flag.
3:18.717
Tube Sock takes it!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 28.042 Gravy 28.008
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 56.292 The Kidney 26.467
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 1:24.300 Slapper 25.983
Smooth Descent Clay The Kidney 1:52.192 Gravy 24.425
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 2:21.567 The Unit 27.400
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 2:50.117 Tube Sock 28.542
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 3:18.717 Tube Sock 28.600
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 4 1/2 8
2 BEA The Beans 12 0/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 13 0/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 17 1/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 21 0/2 4
6 LMP Lump Patrol 22 0/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 23 0/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 24 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
118 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 8-14-11-13-11.
125.03
7
Long John The Noodles
128 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 15-6-1-5-2.
3.77
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
104 starts, 11 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 5-4-6-4-9.
4.82
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
114 starts, 15 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 7-16-2-3-8.
3.55
6
The Kidney The Beans
116 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 16-6-9-3-3.
71.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans
119 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.9. Last five: 13-14-15-14-8.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
119 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-16-3-6-16.
19.83
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
107 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 12-14-14-13-14.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
122 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 12-9-3-7-6.
17.38
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
122 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 4-11-4-15-8.
44.92
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
135 starts, 18 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 1-1-11-12-9.
21.94
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
118 starts, 29 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 15-7-5-7-16.
11.13
3
The Coaster The Pucks
125 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 3-9-10-5-7.
34.51
8
Slapper The Pucks
118 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 11-11-9-15-14.
74.58
2
Squish The Soft Boys
119 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.9. Last five: 8-14-12-9-9.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
119 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 2-13-10-5-4.
19.84

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
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57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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