Derby · Season 6 · Round 13
The Wall — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Unit survives to win
The Unit took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the Basement Heat. Butter Bean finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Beans took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:14.650 | — | 7 | +6 | 37 | 11.6 |
| 2 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:16.258 | +1.61 | 6 | +4 | 31 | 11.6 |
| 3 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 3:17.417 | +2.77 | 5 | +2 | 26 | 11.4 |
| 4 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:19.658 | +5.01 | 4 | 0 | 8 | 10.9 |
| 5 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:19.833 | +5.18 | 1 | -4 | 17 | 11.1 |
| 6 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:20.083 | +5.43 | 3 | -3 | 17 | 11.2 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | +1 | 36 | 11.4 |
| — | Thick Rick WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | +1 | 44 | 12.2 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -7 | 13 | 11.3 |
| — | Stubbs WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | 0 | 45 | 12.2 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | +1 | 39 | 12.2 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +1 | 27 | 12.4 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +1 | 21 | 13.1 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +2 | 22 | 12.5 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | -4 | 18 | 12.9 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 16 | 11.6 |
2.250
Up it goes.
7.717
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 2-4-3-1-11.
12.025
That has come off.
16.317
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-3-9.
23.508
Chunk is losing bits.
29.925
That is a long way off the ground.
34.717
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald.
39.125
Up it goes.
43.642
They will not want to see that again.
48.950
There is nothing protecting Squish now.
53.167
Up it goes.
57.875
That has come off.
59.375
Squish is out.
1:04.408
Slapper is airborne! Recent finishes: 1-1-2-3-9.
1:08.992
Stubbs is airborne!
1:14.683
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 2-3-1-1-5.
1:18.983
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:24.692
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 5-7-5-14-5.
1:30.050
Oh, that is a big one.
1:34.792
Absolute carnage.
1:39.142
Slapper has put Custard out.
1:44.942
That is a long way off the ground.
1:46.442
Slapper is out.
1:51.758
Thick Rick leaves something behind.
1:57.475
The Coaster is in trouble.
2:03.342
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind.
2:04.842
Sweaty Gerald has put The Coaster out.
2:10.050
Stubbs is coming through.
2:14.917
Look at the state of it.
2:20.733
Up it goes.
2:26.108
Gravy is out.
2:31.450
Thick Rick takes the lead.
2:38.800
That is a long way off the ground.
2:44.758
There is nothing left of it.
2:51.925
It is coming apart now.
2:53.750
Last lap.
2:55.917
Thick Rick will not be back.
2:57.417
That is Tube Sock taking Stubbs with them.
3:02.967
The Heel is losing bits.
3:04.467
The Heel has put Floppy Joe out.
3:06.725
And that is Crawlspace finished.
3:11.650
Here comes The Unit.
3:14.650
The Unit wins the derby.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Slapper | 14.017 | Slapper 14.017 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Slapper | 27.292 | Slapper 13.275 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Slapper | 43.442 | Chunk 13.234 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Chunk | 1:00.025 | Thick Rick 14.450 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Thick Rick | 1:14.442 | Gravy 13.942 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Thick Rick | 1:29.750 | Sweaty Gerald 14.667 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Thick Rick | 1:43.358 | Thick Rick 13.608 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 2:03.292 | Stubbs 14.100 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 2:17.575 | Gravy 14.283 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Thick Rick | 2:37.475 | Crawlspace 15.042 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Thick Rick | 2:53.750 | Sweaty Gerald 15.742 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Unit | 3:14.650 | Butter Bean 16.025 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Beans | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Basement Heat | 8 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 10 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 14 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Nuggets | 18 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Pucks | 25 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Lump Patrol | 26 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 30 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declaredCourse preview
4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.
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