The Dogbone — Team Pack Race
Bringing up the cameras…
Carnage — Damp Kevin survives to win
Damp Kevin took The Dogbone — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. The Heel finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:06.467 | — | 4 | +3 | 5 | 9.3 |
| 2 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:08.483 | +2.02 | 3 | +1 | 3 | 9.2 |
| 3 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:11.058 | +4.59 | 1 | -2 | 7 | 9.3 |
| 4 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 3:12.000 | +5.53 | 2 | -2 | 5 | 9.2 |
| 5 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:14.817 | +8.35 | 11 | +6 | 29 | 10.6 |
| 6 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 3:18.983 | +12.52 | 5 | -1 | 14 | 9.4 |
| 7 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:21.125 | +14.66 | 8 | +1 | 25 | 9.1 |
| 8 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 3:24.125 | +17.66 | 6 | -2 | 14 | 9.7 |
| 9 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 3:25.175 | +18.71 | 12 | +3 | 33 | 10.5 |
| 10 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:26.358 | +19.89 | 10 | 0 | 46 | 10.4 |
| 11 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:27.183 | +20.72 | 9 | -2 | 44 | 10.3 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +2 | 25 | 10.6 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +3 | 12 | 10.3 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +1 | 10 | 9.5 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -8 | 12 | 9.3 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | -3 | 19 | 9.9 |
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 22.125 | The Coaster 22.125 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 44.842 | Damp Kevin 21.941 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 1:09.008 | Damp Kevin 22.100 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 1:30.625 | The Lieutenant 21.375 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 1:55.708 | Damp Kevin 22.308 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 2:19.517 | The Heel 22.633 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 2:43.050 | Big Randy 22.309 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 3:06.467 | The Heel 22.500 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 3 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Noodles | 7 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 14 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 14 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Nuggets | 21 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 22 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 27 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Pucks | 28 | 0/2 | 1 |
Race card
16 declaredCourse preview
8 sections · 143 mTwo circles joined by a neck four metres across that the field meets head-on, twice a lap, running in opposite directions — not at the same instant, usually, and "usually" is doing a lot of work in that sentence. Everything that happens at this circuit happens in about eight metres of road, and everything that matters happens in about two. The neck was surveyed three times before it opened and each survey came back a different width. Spectators are seated at both ends and nowhere in the middle, which tells you everything you need to know.
On the record
0 callsNobody has committed to anything yet.