Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 6 · Round 18

The Dogbone — Team Pack Race

Dogbone Junction · The Dogbone · 143 m · 16 competitors Pinch points Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Damp Kevin survives to win

Damp Kevin took The Dogbone — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. The Heel finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:06.467 4 +3 5 9.3
2 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:08.483 +2.02 3 +1 3 9.2
3 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:11.058 +4.59 1 -2 7 9.3
4 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:12.000 +5.53 2 -2 5 9.2
5 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:14.817 +8.35 11 +6 29 10.6
6 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:18.983 +12.52 5 -1 14 9.4
7 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:21.125 +14.66 8 +1 25 9.1
8 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:24.125 +17.66 6 -2 14 9.7
9 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:25.175 +18.71 12 +3 33 10.5
10 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:26.358 +19.89 10 0 46 10.4
11 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:27.183 +20.72 9 -2 44 10.3
The Coaster WRECKED PCK The Pucks 14 +2 25 10.6
Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +3 12 10.3
Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 +1 10 9.5
Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -8 12 9.3
Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks 13 -3 19 9.9
2.750
The Coaster takes the lead. Career record: 85 wins from 188, average finish 3.3.
8.983
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 4-13-1-2-4.
14.075
There is nothing left of it.
20.050
It is unravelling for Sweaty Gerald.
24.667
There goes a piece of Tender Greg.
30.050
Crooked Pete is coming through. Recent finishes: 6-10-6-6-8.
34.792
There is nothing left of it.
40.558
That has come off. Recent finishes: 13-11-3-5-8.
47.575
Puck Yeah leaves something behind.
52.783
Absolute carnage.
58.050
They will not want to see that again.
1:02.567
The Lieutenant is airborne!
1:07.850
Damp Kevin goes to the front.
1:13.375
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 4-13-1-2-4.
1:18.917
You do not see that every day.
1:20.417
That is Sweaty Gerald taking Puck Yeah with them.
1:24.700
They felt that in the back row.
1:30.050
Gravy is on the move.
1:34.283
Stripped to the shell.
1:36.783
Tender Greg is out, and The Heel did it.
1:42.683
That is a long way off the ground.
1:44.183
Pilot Light is out, and Honey Mustard did it.
1:48.525
Gravy is airborne!
1:52.725
Stubbs has put Yolk out.
1:57.858
That has come off.
2:09.692
That is a long way off the ground.
2:15.850
The Coaster is airborne!
2:22.350
You do not see that every day.
2:29.850
The Coaster has nothing left on it.
2:34.225
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:43.050
One to go.
2:47.500
Refried Ron is losing bits.
2:49.158
The Coaster will not be back.
2:54.925
That has come off.
2:59.950
That is a long way off the ground.
3:03.467
Damp Kevin has it.
3:06.467
It is Damp Kevin!
3:12.333
You do not see that every day.
3:17.942
It is coming apart now.
3:24.008
Look at the state of it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 22.125 The Coaster 22.125
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 44.842 Damp Kevin 21.941
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 1:09.008 Damp Kevin 22.100
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:30.625 The Lieutenant 21.375
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 1:55.708 Damp Kevin 22.308
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:19.517 The Heel 22.633
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:43.050 Big Randy 22.309
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 3:06.467 The Heel 22.500
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 3 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 7 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 14 2/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 14 2/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 21 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 22 1/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 27 0/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 28 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
128 starts, 7 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 16-5-2-4-3.
10.08
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
123 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 13-9-7-7-11.
71.74
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
108 starts, 12 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 8-10-1-5-5.
5.06
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
137 starts, 22 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-7-1-1-13.
1.50
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
124 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 8-6-13-13-6.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans
127 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.7. Last five: 15-11-10-10-16.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
113 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 16-16-8-15-13.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
119 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 8-7-8-12-11.
141.85
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
125 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 5-4-2-2-10.
24.10
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
125 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 6-12-7-7-14.
48.56
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
120 starts, 29 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 13-16-15-7-5.
33.73
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
138 starts, 18 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 2-6-8-1-1.
25.86
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
123 starts, 3 wins, average finish 12.4. Last five: 15-3-15-14-13.
219.30
3
The Coaster The Pucks
132 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 9-9-6-14-8.
50.58
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
130 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 14-13-16-16-10.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
127 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 14-15-13-5-11.
219.30

Course preview

8 sections · 143 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Two circles joined by a neck four metres across that the field meets head-on, twice a lap, running in opposite directions — not at the same instant, usually, and "usually" is doing a lot of work in that sentence. Everything that happens at this circuit happens in about eight metres of road, and everything that matters happens in about two. The neck was surveyed three times before it opened and each survey came back a different width. Spectators are seated at both ends and nowhere in the middle, which tells you everything you need to know.

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