Derby · Season 6 · Round 23
The Wall — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Gravy finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:01.675 | — | 12 | +11 | 39 | 13.1 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 3:13.250 | +11.58 | 11 | +9 | 35 | 12.4 |
| 3 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:16.858 | +15.18 | 7 | +4 | 34 | 11.3 |
| 4 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:17.450 | +15.78 | 4 | 0 | 17 | 10.8 |
| 5 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:18.408 | +16.73 | 3 | -2 | 10 | 11.1 |
| 6 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:19.575 | +17.90 | 5 | -1 | 33 | 12.0 |
| 7 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:21.225 | +19.55 | 2 | -5 | 8 | 11.3 |
| — | Thick Rick WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | +1 | 52 | 13.4 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +5 | 33 | 13.5 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | 0 | 43 | 12.8 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -10 | 13 | 10.9 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -6 | 24 | 11.5 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | 0 | 21 | 13.0 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -6 | 12 | 11.7 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | 0 | 11 | 12.0 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 11 | 12.1 |
1.950
Yolk is losing bits. Recent finishes: 4-3-3-6-12.
6.233
There goes a piece of Tender Greg. Recent finishes: 11-3-11-6-5.
12.992
That was always going to happen.
18.517
Gravy is losing bits. Recent finishes: 5-3-7-2-1.
23.850
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 4-3-3-6-12.
28.208
That is real damage.
30.558
Tender Greg is out, and Slapper did it. Recent finishes: 11-3-11-6-5.
32.058
That is Old Gristle taking Yolk with them.
37.475
There goes a piece of Gravy.
43.108
That has come off.
48.933
Floppy Joe is losing bits.
54.325
That is a long way off the ground.
59.275
That is a long way off the ground.
1:04.383
That has come off.
1:10.050
Honey Mustard is coming through.
1:11.550
And that is Pilot Light finished.
1:17.483
That is a long way off the ground.
1:23.075
Up it goes.
1:30.050
Look at The Coaster go.
1:35.367
That is a long way off the ground.
1:38.192
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:43.650
Absolute carnage.
1:48.517
Sweaty Gerald is losing bits.
1:54.350
Stripped to the shell.
2:00.050
Extraordinary scenes.
2:04.367
It is coming apart now.
2:05.867
Sweaty Gerald will not be back.
2:11.825
Stripped to the shell.
2:13.325
Floppy Joe is out, and The Heel did it.
2:19.925
Honey Mustard is out.
2:30.125
And it all goes wrong.
2:37.908
And that is The Coaster finished.
2:44.867
Old Gristle is losing bits.
2:46.367
Last lap.
2:51.533
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:57.733
Gravy is airborne!
2:58.675
Old Gristle is coming to the flag.
3:01.675
It is Old Gristle!
3:07.758
And it all goes wrong.
3:14.908
Crawlspace is airborne!
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Slapper | 13.683 | Slapper 13.683 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Slapper | 28.150 | Tender Greg 12.367 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Slapper | 43.733 | Old Gristle 13.916 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Slapper | 56.142 | Slapper 12.409 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Slapper | 1:14.592 | Thick Rick 13.792 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Slapper | 1:28.775 | Slapper 14.183 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 1:44.467 | The Coaster 14.216 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 1:58.633 | Honey Mustard 14.117 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 2:15.100 | Honey Mustard 12.691 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 2:30.825 | The Coaster 12.858 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 2:46.042 | Gravy 15.116 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 3:01.675 | Old Gristle 15.633 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 3 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 9 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Basement Heat | 17 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 18 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 18 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Nuggets | 18 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Pucks | 22 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 31 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
117 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 14-9-15-16-16.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
131 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 16-14-13-16-16.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.
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