Derby · Season 6 · Round 27
Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Wide Load finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:19.983 | — | 12 | +11 | 39 | 12.9 |
| 2 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:35.800 | +15.82 | 13 | +11 | 44 | 12.5 |
| 3 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:41.008 | +21.03 | 2 | -1 | 43 | 10.6 |
| 4 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:45.392 | +25.41 | 3 | -1 | 51 | 10.4 |
| 5 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:47.442 | +27.46 | 4 | -1 | 54 | 10.9 |
| 6 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:53.075 | +33.09 | 5 | -1 | 51 | 10.8 |
| — | Thick Rick RUNNING | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | +3 | 61 | 11.6 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | +3 | 40 | 12.2 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | 0 | 42 | 12.0 |
| — | Big Randy WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -9 | 24 | 10.6 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +3 | 15 | 11.3 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -5 | 21 | 10.0 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +2 | 19 | 11.1 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -8 | 17 | 10.3 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -7 | 13 | 9.8 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 10 | 11.1 |
1.833
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 8-8-6-13-5.
7.017
Thick Rick is going nowhere.
12.567
That has come off.
17.475
Honey Mustard is airborne! Recent finishes: 1-5-3-2-6.
23.858
There is nothing protecting Tender Greg now.
26.483
Tender Greg is out, and Puck Yeah did it.
27.983
That is Crawlspace taking Radiator with them. Recent finishes: 10-4-4-4-16.
30.242
That is Thick Rick taking Sweaty Gerald with them.
37.142
Squish leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 3-14-3-16-6.
43.492
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 6-2-4-6-2.
49.083
That has come off.
53.775
Long John has put Squish out.
1:00.050
Crawlspace is coming through.
1:04.517
Gravy is airborne!
1:10.158
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:14.792
Wide Load leaves something behind.
1:16.292
And that is Puck Yeah finished.
1:18.033
Crawlspace is out, and Long John did it.
1:27.417
That has come off.
1:34.158
That has come off.
1:38.542
Long John leaves something behind.
1:42.408
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:47.758
There goes a piece of The Lieutenant.
1:52.458
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:58.708
There is nothing protecting Honey Mustard now.
2:11.875
And it all goes wrong.
2:13.992
And that is Honey Mustard finished.
2:36.833
That is a long way off the ground.
2:42.700
Up it goes.
2:48.075
Gravy will not take much more.
2:57.917
This is the last of it.
2:59.417
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:04.242
You do not see that every day.
3:08.800
Look at the state of it.
3:16.983
Here comes The Lieutenant.
3:19.983
The Lieutenant wins the derby.
3:25.500
Wide Load is airborne!
3:35.592
Oh, that is a big one.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 20.100 | The Lieutenant 20.100 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 43.492 | Puck Yeah 21.333 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 1:06.758 | Honey Mustard 20.659 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 1:25.392 | The Lieutenant 18.634 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 1:48.333 | The Lieutenant 22.941 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:13.383 | Wide Load 19.658 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:37.267 | Gravy 22.725 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:57.917 | The Lieutenant 20.650 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 3:19.983 | The Lieutenant 22.066 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 9 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 9 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 13 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 13 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Nuggets | 16 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 20 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 27 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
135 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 14-12-12-16-16.
219.30
Course preview
6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent
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14m
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38m
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30m
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38m
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Fourteen metres of corrugated deck plate laid across the main straight, crossed nine times a race. Nobody is ever taken out by it and nobody ever finishes intact — it does not wreck you, it disassembles you, one rivet at a time, and hands the pieces back at the flag. By the last lap the difference between a finisher and a heap of parts is simply who crossed it more cleanly. The stand sells earplugs at the gate; the noise is not a side effect, it is the attraction.
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