Derby · Season 6 · Round 29
The Rink — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took The Rink — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Chunk finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 2:54.450 | — | 13 | +12 | 21 | 11.3 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 2:56.625 | +2.18 | 12 | +10 | 18 | 10.6 |
| 3 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 2:57.142 | +2.69 | 14 | +11 | 17 | 11.1 |
| 4 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:08.817 | +14.37 | 11 | +7 | 18 | 11.2 |
| 5 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:09.500 | +15.05 | 10 | +5 | 31 | 11.3 |
| 6 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:09.983 | +15.53 | 9 | +3 | 21 | 11.1 |
| 7 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:28.017 | +33.57 | 4 | -3 | 15 | 9.2 |
| 8 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:31.175 | +36.73 | 7 | -1 | 17 | 9.8 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -7 | 13 | 9.6 |
| — | Big Randy RUNNING | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -9 | 15 | 9.5 |
| — | Second Sock RUNNING | The Wet Socks | — | — | 3 | -8 | 9 | 9.4 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald RUNNING | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -7 | 18 | 10.0 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -7 | 24 | 9.6 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +1 | 20 | 10.0 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -7 | 13 | 9.6 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 12 | 9.8 |
2.933
Absolute carnage.
9.408
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 1-1-5-6-2.
13.900
A new leader — The Coaster.
19.892
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 1-1-5-6-2.
26.583
That has come off. Recent finishes: 3-2-2-1-9.
31.758
Floppy Joe leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 1-8-6-4-6.
37.658
Yolk is losing bits. Recent finishes: 9-2-3-3-16.
44.050
Wide Load takes the lead.
50.050
Look at Floppy Joe go.
54.367
That has come off.
1:00.800
That has come off.
1:08.100
Old Gristle takes the lead.
1:13.367
That was always going to happen.
1:17.700
Chunk goes to the front.
1:23.883
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
1:28.825
That is a long way off the ground.
1:33.467
Up it goes.
1:38.492
It is coming apart now.
1:43.008
Up it goes.
1:47.425
There is nothing protecting Radiator now.
1:48.942
Yolk is out, and Thick Rick did it.
1:56.067
There is nothing left of it.
2:00.758
The Coaster is airborne!
2:07.242
And that is Squish finished.
2:09.192
Old Gristle has put Radiator out.
2:14.583
There goes a piece of Lil Nugget.
2:20.050
Look at The Kidney go.
2:24.558
And it all goes wrong.
2:29.525
The Coaster is airborne!
2:37.025
Oh, that is a big one.
2:38.525
Last lap.
2:46.517
Extraordinary scenes.
2:51.450
Here comes Wide Load.
2:51.625
That has come off.
2:54.450
It is Wide Load!
3:01.733
Second Sock leaves something behind.
3:07.808
Floppy Joe is in trouble.
3:13.342
The Kidney is in trouble.
3:14.842
That is Lil Nugget taking The Kidney with them.
3:23.983
Big Randy is losing bits.
3:29.342
Floppy Joe will not be back.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Slick | The Coaster | 18.142 | The Coaster 18.142 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | The Coaster | 35.267 | Wide Load 16.375 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | The Coaster | 53.250 | Old Gristle 16.017 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Old Gristle | 1:11.058 | Chunk 16.017 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Wide Load | 1:30.475 | Lil Nugget 17.692 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Chunk | 1:47.958 | Chunk 16.591 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | The Coaster | 2:05.150 | The Coaster 14.525 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | The Coaster | 2:22.417 | Wide Load 15.850 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | The Coaster | 2:38.125 | Wide Load 14.908 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Wide Load | 2:54.450 | Wide Load 15.642 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 4 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 6 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 11 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 18 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 19 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 23 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 25 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 30 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declaredCourse preview
4 sections · 124 m
Smooth Descent
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18m
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Smooth Descent
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44m
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Smooth Descent
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18m
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Smooth Descent
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44m
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Polished concrete under a film of water, in a refrigerated warehouse nobody has stored anything in for years — and there is no grip anywhere in it. Nothing accelerates and nothing slows down, so whatever order the field is in at the first corner is roughly the order it keeps, unless somebody arrives sideways, which somebody always does. Whatever you come in with is what you leave with, dented in the same places. The warehouse is still kept refrigerated, for a reason nobody on the staff has ever been able to establish.
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