Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 6 · Round 32

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Damp Kevin survives to win

Damp Kevin took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Long John finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:15.042 3 +2 15 10.5
2 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:18.367 +3.33 1 -1 23 10.5
3 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:25.450 +10.41 8 +5 27 10.8
Wide Load WRECKED PCK The Pucks 13 +9 40 11.8
Honey Mustard WRECKED NUG The Nuggets 10 +5 37 12.0
Big Randy WRECKED NOO The Noodles 2 -4 20 10.8
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 0 13 11.1
The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans 6 -2 19 10.2
Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +7 19 11.6
Lil Nugget WRECKED NUG The Nuggets 9 -1 24 11.7
Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol 11 0 25 11.3
Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks 14 +2 21 11.3
Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 +2 11 10.8
Refried Ron RUNNING BEA The Beans 5 -9 9 10.2
The Lieutenant RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol 12 -3 4 11.3
Tube Sock RUNNING WET The Wet Socks 4 -12 3 9.6
2.567
Absolute carnage.
8.450
A new leader — Puck Yeah. Career record: 98 wins from 198, average finish 3.2.
12.917
Oh, that is a big one.
17.233
Honey Mustard is airborne!
22.700
The Lieutenant takes the lead. Career record: 52 wins from 190, average finish 4.0.
27.042
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 3-8-4-3-9.
31.775
Absolute carnage.
36.283
Lil Nugget is airborne!
42.125
The Kidney leaves something behind.
46.817
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 12-3-14-1-1.
51.667
Oh, that is a big one. That is 31 non-finishes in 197 career starts.
54.375
Wrecked, and out of the race.
58.708
Big Randy is losing bits.
1:09.000
The Kidney is losing bits.
1:13.233
Big Randy is losing bits.
1:17.658
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:21.983
It is coming apart now.
1:26.192
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:30.517
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:37.317
That is real damage.
1:43.050
That is a long way off the ground.
1:45.400
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:47.300
Chunk is out, and Tube Sock did it.
1:51.867
Stopped, and in the way.
1:53.367
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:55.183
Big Randy has put Radiator out.
1:57.558
That is The Unit taking The Kidney with them.
2:03.908
That is a long way off the ground.
2:08.542
It is coming apart now.
2:18.792
Up it goes.
2:24.392
That was always going to happen.
2:29.783
Honey Mustard is losing bits.
2:35.250
Big Randy will not be back.
2:41.550
Oh, that is a big one.
2:47.867
There is nothing protecting Wide Load now.
2:49.367
Last lap.
2:50.867
And that is Honey Mustard finished.
2:52.467
Wide Load is out.
3:11.483
There goes a piece of The Unit.
3:12.042
Damp Kevin is coming to the flag.
3:15.042
It is Damp Kevin!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 26.133 The Lieutenant 26.133
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 56.617 Radiator 27.608
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 1:23.975 Puck Yeah 25.192
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 1:52.283 Big Randy 26.700
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:19.975 Long John 27.425
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:48.367 Long John 27.284
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 3:15.042 Damp Kevin 26.675
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 8 1/2 8
2 HEA Basement Heat 10 1/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 15 0/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 16 0/2 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 17 1/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 22 0/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 22 0/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 26 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
140 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 2-2-2-5-7.
6.02
1
Big Randy The Noodles
138 starts, 7 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 7-7-3-2-6.
19.74
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
146 starts, 27 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 4-3-1-1-1.
2.09
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
130 starts, 19 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 3-3-5-10-1.
4.34
5
Refried Ron The Beans
135 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.7. Last five: 15-15-13-8-12.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
131 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 16-4-10-5-5.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
155 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 12-11-14-13-8.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
134 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 11-2-8-7-13.
49.18
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
136 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 9-6-12-13-9.
145.21
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
135 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 12-10-15-5-16.
107.96
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
117 starts, 3 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 14-15-15-12-2.
219.30
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
130 starts, 30 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 4-2-8-5-1.
11.32
4
Wide Load The Pucks
134 starts, 22 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 1-5-13-4-6.
12.26
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
133 starts, 4 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 9-9-14-12-1.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
138 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 10-15-15-14-12.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
136 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.7. Last five: 5-14-10-7-11.
219.30

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
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Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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